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Open for bisiness.. 5 star and we have all kinds of theme rooms available..

*stands at reception *..Next ..

SnoozeControl wrote: Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.

SnoozeControl wrote: Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?


Yes of course .. You can have the 'Godfather' room, ( there's an offer you can't refuse.. ) .. Anything else.. I'll add the crap joke to your tab..

spot wrote: My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.


Nibbly things huh.. * sends up Hampsters and wine. *

Wonders why everyones so keen to get in the Jacuzzi..

We only have one.. oops

I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews?? :-6

Wendybird wrote: Any jobs going? :sneaky:


Yes indeed.. This French maid outfit needs filling and I need some one to be head waiter ..

I was hoping to find someone very rude for that position though . Hmmm..

Trixie Belle wrote: I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews?? :-6


Walk this way young lady... :sneaky: ..I think I have just the job.

Gygz wrote: Walk this way young lady... :sneaky: ..I think I have just the job.


haha I thought you might!

SnoozeControl wrote: Concierge! This man is stalking me. He's even gone so far as to drink from my toilet. Can't something be done? This is a reputable establishment, isn't it?


Reputable ?.REPUTABLE ????. Well of course it is....on the surface at least ..

Drinking from your Toilet ? .. Damn that's not right .. He should be drinking from his own.. Knock on the door and tell him you need a drink too..

I'll send up security..

Trixie Belle wrote: haha I thought you might!


:sneaky: ... You have the job.. I know the pay's not good but the tips you keep..

Gygz wrote: Drinking from your Toilet ? .. Damn that's not right .. He should be drinking from his own.. Knock on the door and tell him you need a drink too..The confusion is entirely Snooze's. I offered to assist with her toilet, not to imbibe from it. She forgets to change her hearing aid battery, that's the trouble.

Snooze! Heel! Now fetch my bath slippers and get your uniform on.

*slurp* Ohh thank you Mr Gygz, you won't regret it!?? :-4

Wendybird wrote: Erm excuse me for asking Mr Gygz but is this maid's outfit supposed to be this tight and short?




Of course it is,..



OMG !!!!!. there is a small mark on that floor .. Quick bend over and dust that quickly before it's noticed ..

I'll keep watch ...

Trixie Belle wrote: *slurp* Ohh thank you Mr Gygz, you won't regret it!?? :-4


I'm sure I won't

I was quite suprised to see that Spot and Snooze are now married. I'd like to pay for the honeymoon suite for them as a wedding gift.:sneaky: :wah:

Ya might wanna book a few rooms for cher.:sneaky:

Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:

Pinky wrote: What about CC? She'll need one...


He He He! :p



Yeah! i don't need the jaquizi either, it just makes a mess on the floor!

CheshireCat wrote: Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:


It sure beats pool tables:sneaky:

Pinky wrote: Just keep the noise down you two...you'll disturb my singing in the bath!:D


Sorry Pinky!



Hey room service?

I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?

oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:

CheshireCat wrote: Sorry Pinky!



Hey room service?

I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?

oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:


Right oh.... cumming RIGHT UP!!

YZGI wrote: Ya might wanna book a few rooms for cher.:sneaky:


Hmmmmm . . .

Is that so I can bring my entourage?



or is it something dirtier? :guitarist

CheshireCat wrote: Sorry Pinky!



Hey room service?

I would kike to order strawberries and champagne?

oh and whipped cream:rolleyes:


some zinky with that?:D

cherandbuster wrote: Hmmmmm . . .

Is that so I can bring my entourage?



or is it something dirtier? :guitarist


Buster needs his own room.:wah:

zinkyusa wrote: It sure beats pool tables:sneaky:

zinkyusa wrote: some zinky with that?:D


But of course! :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Hmmmmm . . .

Is that so I can bring my entourage?



or is it something dirtier? :guitarist


I plead the 5th. Ya cant make me talk.

Hamster wrote: Good afternoon! I am the health inspector!

I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....

All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...


Since when can rodents become health inspectors furball?

I think you have nefurryass purposes in mind:wah:

Peg wrote: I was quite suprised to see that Spot and Snooze are now married. I'd like to pay for the honeymoon suite for them as a wedding gift.:sneaky: :wah:


How thoughtful ..I'll have it decked out in 'Welsh style'.. Now there's and unlikley word combo.. A complimentary dish of stewed leeks.. with leek salad..

In the bathroom there will be 'odour de sheep dip' bath soak in tiny leek shaped bottles and for madam, a fleecey bathrobe to get sir in the mood ..

How romantic..

:yh_cow

How did that Cow get in here ? ..

Hamster wrote: How dare you!!! I am too the health inspector!!

*leans closer to Zinky so he can read the very official looking name badge*


This badge says:

UK BDSM Convention

"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"

CheshireCat wrote: Finally a hotel around here! I can't tell you how many times I've been told to get a room! :sneaky:


Hmm.. I can't garentee privacy though ..

:-3... But this is five star hotel so we'll only cheer at the end and only politly aplaud particuraly interesting use of toys and challenging positions .

zinkyusa wrote: This badge says:



UK BDSM Convention



"Hi My Name is Hammie Wanna Spank Me"




:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl







Can I play?

Hamster wrote: Good afternoon! I am the health inspector!

I'll take one of your best rooms kind sir, a bottle of champagne and a big bed (and anything you might like to give me:sneaky: )....

All in the name of evaluation of course!! I wouldn't want to have to close you down...


Tell the desk to divert my calls and tell the riff raff to **** off. I may be some time with the inspector while she inspects my amenaties..

*Pop *

Now what would you care inspect first inspector ? .. I see you've spotted the big bed but is there any need to give jump on it from that distance and shout ,.. wahay !

Hamster wrote: Hey CC! Yeah go for it! In fact you can go first....I am gonna just ...e rm,, sit back and take some notes...for my official report of course


Cool! just let me change into my rubber teddy!:sneaky:

hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?

CheshireCat wrote: Cool! just let me change into my rubber teddy!:sneaky:

hey Zinky red or black, oh and what flavor?


Why red I think, now then furball hand me those handcuffs, she's been very bad.:yh_devil

zinkyusa wrote: Why red I think, now then furball hand me those handcuffs, she's been very bad.:yh_devil


You give me butterflies! :-4

You're so hot in your leather chaps!