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1. If a movie is "MADE FROM THE PRODUCERS OF UNDERWORLD" avoid at all cost!!

2. If a movie is "STARRING PAUL GIAMMATI" get a sex change instead!!

3. If a movie is " PRESENTED BY Q. TARANTINO" avoid even though it would probably be better than anything he has directed lately!!

4. if a movie has "NATIONAL LAMPOONS" in the title watch a Steven Segall marathon instead!!!!!!!!!!!

5. If a movie has "ANY BRAT PACK, FRAT PACK, OR FUDGE PACK(FUDGE PACK BEING JAKE GYLENHAL, HEATH LEDGER, AND ANY MALE FROM THE WB) STAR" rip out your own eyes and set yourself on fire it would be less painful.

6. if a movie has " II, DEUX, TWO, SECOND" or any other style of freaking number, assume it's a $hit sequeal and drive your car off a cliff.

7. if a movie is "A REMAKE OF A JAPANESE HORROR FILM" watch the original and set the studio that made the remake on fire!!!!!

8. if a movie is "BASED ON TV SHOW FROM 20 YEARS AGO" peel your flesh from your body, dip yourself in salt and feed yourself to wild boars!!!!!!

9. if a movie is "DIRECTED BY SCORSESE AND STARS DICRAPRIO" drive to a nursing home and kick an old lady out of her wheel chair because shes probably from the period the film is based on.

10. if a movie "STARS GEORGE CLOONEY AND DOESN'T HAVE OCEAN IN THE TITLE" watch replays of Peewee's playhouse and drink drano!

11. if a movie " HAS A RAPPER, POP STAR, COUNTRY STAR, OR ANY OTHER F-ing MUSISCIAN IN IT" go bungee jump into the grand canyon without a bungee cord!!!!!!!!!!

12. if a movie "STARS JOHNNY DEPP AND HE ISN'T A PIRATE" insert gun in mouth and pull trigger!

13. if a movie "IS ABOUT THE FUTURE" get in bathtub and insert plugged-in blow dryer and fry yourself!

14, if a movie is "DIRECTED BY SAM AKINA" assume you could not comprehend how great it really is assume the fetal pose and suck your thumb!!!!!

:wah: :wah: So basically we should read a book??? or go night fishing..

CARLA wrote: :wah: :wah: So basically we should read a book??? or go night fishing..
Exactly!

or stay home and Hump the B-jesus out of your hunny.

No Hunny at the moment . That's what night fishing means..:yh_whistl

[QUOTE]Hump the B-jesus out of your hunny.[/QUOTE]

:-3 but I like the brat pack and the fudge pack as you called them.

Hi Wolverine

Such anger hunny! If you don't like these films then don't watch them. But there are people out there, myself included, who don't mind watching mind numbing crap. As long as you're not looking at the clock during the so-called 1 1/2 to 2 hours of the film then it's entertained you.

By the way, sequels better than the first - Aliens, Final Destination 3, I take it you've heard of these. I have watched the japanese horror movies and find them quite boring but enjoy the American remakes, sorry.

I expect you and I will get on like a house on fire :wah:

Claws out, next round! lol