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My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.



Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.



After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -mainly because it was a sew-sew job.



Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.



Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.



I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.



My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.



I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.



Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.



I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.



I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.



So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.



After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.



My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.



SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT, AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! :wah:

Why not volunteer? I hear it's a free-for-all.

:wah:

I wanted to be a pilot, but I just couldn't fly straight at the time.

All I could come up with:

I tried to be a milk maid, but it was utterly impossible!

cute thread....

Dizz;395884 wrote:

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.




I thought about being a fisherman too,

but I had a reel problem when I discovered it wasn't my line of work either.

Was going to be a magician too, but I didn't get my act together in time.

Wanted to be news anchor, but could not stand the press.

:yh_think

I was pondering being a professional soccer player, but I couldn't get a leg up on the competition.

Wanted to make mirrors, but I just can't see myself doing it. Guess I just have to sit back and reflect awhile.

I was a doctor, but I did not have the patience.

I thought about being a dump truck driver, but I soon found out that the boss was full of crap.

Wanted to be a teacher, but I had no class.

Wanted to be a guiter player, but I could'nt pull any strings.

You think there's any money in being a cashier?

I wanted to sell lumber for a while, but I just couldn't nail it.

I had a nursery, but it just went to pot.

I was a vet, but my customers were going to the dogs.

pompom;533031 wrote: I would've been an optician if I'd had the right contacts


Really?

That's too bad...You have the eye for it.

pompom;534825 wrote: Yeah but I would probably have made a spectacle of myself


I would have envisioned you to be quite good at it actually.

pompom;534829 wrote: That's because you have such insight, K


An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.

Pinky;534837 wrote: I had a friend who was a painter and decorator, but she kept getting plastered:D


That sounds about like a garbage job I had...Boss fired me for getting trashed.

Soberano;568276 wrote: When i lost my job as a fisherman i was gutted, i fell for that job hook line and sinker. The other chaps on the trawler tried to bait me. Then one day the trawler floundered.

I did have a job as a coffin maker (true). A dead end job and always feeling stiff.


Yeah,..I tried my hand at being a fisherman, but I was fired because all I wanted to do was hook up with my girlfriend...

Told me I was way out of line...

I wanted to be a computer programmer, but the job bytes.

Then I thought about being a mortician, but I just didn't want to get buried with work.

Then I though about being a lawyer, but I am a casual guy and just couldn't do suits everyday.

But I will become a professional musician...it's about the only job I can stanza. (terrible!)

I always thought about being an architect, but my education just doesn't have the foundation...plus I couldn't support going back to school...

I wanted to be a golfer, but i just couldnt swing it.

I tried to be a guide for the blind, but i didnt see it through.