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MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.



The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

:wah: That's NOT what I thought it was... that's hilarious! Why did they ever think the urine had to be in what looked like a penis, anyway? Did they think that somebody would actually be watching them as they pee into a cup?! :rolleyes:

This was posted in the Cincinnati Bengals smack talk forum. Pittsburgh Steelers are the Bengals' biggest rival, so both sides post anything they can dig up to make the other team look bad.....its the most immature forum I have ever seen....Trying to talk reasonable football with them is like trying to share five feet of space with a raging rhino.

G-man wrote: :wah: That's NOT what I thought it was... that's hilarious! Why did they ever think the urine had to be in what looked like a penis, anyway? Did they think that somebody would actually be watching them as they pee into a cup?! :rolleyes:


When taking urine tests as a result of police interaction, someone does watch them. I'm guessing from the fact that he was taking illegal drugs that this played a role in his sub-conscience and didn't want to take the chance in case someone were to watch.

But above all else, they actually test the temperature of the urine(I don't know exactly what the normal temperature range is for urine, but I'm quite sure its within the range of about 98 - 95 degrees F). Microwaving would have put it at a temperature exceeding the boiling point for any length of time-- so this guy must have been completely desperate to say the least. Not to mention you would have to know the exact temperature of it after it has been microwaved to know exactly how long it would take for it to reach the normal temperature, obviously in conjunction to what the temperature is outside. I just simply don't know why he would think he could get away with it. Would take a lot of practice.

With all due respect to Lulu, does anybody else get the feeling we've been had? According to the report SHE is using this to pass a drug test. Unless I'm not understanding something correctly, it's at this point that logic moved on to the next article. It sounds like a gullible editor is involved here.

Or is that what you're getting at, K.Snyder?

Casey Morgan wrote: With all due respect to Lulu, does anybody else get the feeling we've been had? According to the report SHE is using this to pass a drug test. Unless I'm not understanding something correctly, it's at this point that logic moved on to the next article. It sounds like a gullible editor is involved here.

Or is that what you're getting at, K.Snyder?


It was Vincent Bostic who is charged....the women is just the accomplice. This sort of thing happens daily. I am surprised it hasn't been reported sooner, if anything.