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Just put in there. "Falls for the dropped pencil trick constantly" Gets em hired on the spot.

Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.

She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.

And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.

That oughta get her the job :p

cherandbuster wrote: Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.

She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.

And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.

That oughta get her the job :p


OH CHER!!!! I am shocked :wah:

minks wrote: OH CHER!!!! I am shocked :wah:


tell em she will do anything for a flake bar

Hamster wrote: Now I know that to be true!! :wah:


yep I knew it too, ahahaha she showed up at Ravens with a crate of em and ate em like peanuts hehehe She was kind and offered one to me, It was like taking gold from a poor man I felt bad but hey I took it and enjoyed it hehehehe

Pinky wrote: Put stuff like reliable, honest, works well on own initiative or part of a team, forward thinking, good problem solver, punctual, etc etc!



Then what a pleasure she is to know and all that kind of stuff.


Pinkys got it right there Hammy, now would you like to close this thread :wah:

cherandbuster wrote: Tell them that she picks up men at bars most every night.



She likes to drink cocktails during her lunch hour.



And she has done *unmentionables* with coworkers in the back seat of her car.



That oughta get her the job :p


Yeah, if I was looking for a job in a brothel. :rolleyes:



Homestart - sounds like I'm going to work for the RAC!

Hamster wrote: I will..I will post EXACTLY what I am going to write about you!!!



Unless you can cross my palm with silver???? £50 should sufice...:sneaky:




How about a Flake Sweetie

BSquared my friend :-4

Do tell us about the job you're interested in. After all, we are your biggest fans! :guitarist

Boots for Betty

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cherandbuster wrote: BSquared my friend :-4



Do tell us about the job you're interested in. After all, we are your biggest fans! :guitarist


It's actually volunteering Cher, befriending families and helping them cope with life in general.

I start a training course the week I move house :rolleyes:

Betty Boop wrote: It's actually volunteering Cher, befriending families and helping them cope with life in general.

I start a training course the week I move house :rolleyes:


BSquared :-4

What an incredibly selfless thing to do

If it's at all possible, I like you even more now :p

Very impressive BB I think the red boots would be in poor taste perhaps these would do

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minks wrote: Boots for Betty




Where are those girls skirts???

Betty Boop wrote: Where are those girls skirts???


look up wayyyyyy up :wah:

Just say she won't wear her wellies in the house

Pinky wrote: Wow! I can't think of anything more perfect for you, you're exactly the right person for that type of thing!!!


I suppose you're looking for a Flake too! :rolleyes:



:wah: Thanks Pinky! :-4

References for Ms. Betty Boop:

Reliable, efficient, able to double task on a daily basis, and is an integral part of any team.

Hey, we should ask that employment place for their references, if they want her!:)

Uncle Kram wrote: Just say she won't wear her wellies in the house




Is that all you could come up with Krammy :rolleyes: No other wonderful points about me.

chonsigirl wrote: References for Ms. Betty Boop:



Reliable, efficient, able to double task on a daily basis, and is an integral part of any team.



Hey, we should ask that employment place for their references, if they want her!:)


Good point there Chonsi!

My current boss loves me because I'm efficient and I don't mean that in a big headed way, he's always asking me to come and work in the office and sort out the terrible admin!

Mind you if my boss saw my desk here he wouldn't be so impressed!! :wah:

Betty Boop wrote: Is that all you could come up with Krammy :rolleyes: No other wonderful points about me.


Oh no Boops - au contraire

I have only wonderful things to say about your good self :-4

Personable, kind, gentle, friendly, caring.......

Uncle Kram wrote: Oh no Boops - au contraire



I have only wonderful things to say about your good self :-4


Thank you :-4 ,







you wouldn't try to sit on me would you??

minks wrote: Personable, kind, gentle, friendly, caring.......


Why thank you Minks! :yh_hugs

Hamster wrote: Now that is true!! :wah:




:o wondered when you'd show up!!

Pinky wrote: Shouldn't that be the other way around? :yh_giggle




Um......... we've already been there in another thread.



Has Arnold gone yet? :wah: