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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7



Look, tmbsgrl - I dunno how you got hold of that, but it's all lies, lies. :sneaky:

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9

(Anita, honey...how'd you get so wise at age 9?)

But why do I not believe that any of these are not created in a little Readers Digest type adult think tank!?? Mostly they just don't ring true at all. Kids do say amazing things, but these are all kind of too pat.

Did somone interview my son?

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

:wah:

AussiePam's right, of course. These are things which sound like things ADULTS have written, thinking they'd be cute coming from children. Dennis the Menace is a good example.

But I liked 'em.