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This story had me cracking up:





Daddy came home from work at about 6:30 this morning, and I was happy to see him like always, so Daddy played with me for a bit (which made me very happy), but then I let him know I had to go potty, so Daddy took me outside. Well, I go outside and run off behind my bush where I like to do my buisiness cause it's away from where I play (it's yucky, I don't wanna run through it!!), and as I'm at my most vulnerable a funny looking fluffy kitty comes walking out from behind a big tan box (Daddy says it's part of the house's electrical system), and when it sees me it gets scared and makes a funny noise and I got blasted in the face with the nastiest thing EVER!!



It hurt so bad, and scared me so bad, I was just going potty and now I find out there's a stealth kitty using chemical warfare?! Well, I didn't know what to do so I ran to Daddy before I was completely done and get him to protect me because I hurt sooooo bad, my eyes were puffy and had discharge, and I sneezed alot. Daddy freaked a little bit and woke up Mommy, and they gave me a bath, which really sucked because it was about 45 degrees outside! The bath made me feel better though because my eyes didn't hurt anymore.



Mommy wasn't happy though because I still smelled funny, so she gave me a couple baths with some funny smelling red stuff that made my fur really soft. I didn't like it at first, but I figured out that it made the kitty's stink go away, and I was allowed to come back into the house again.



I gotta tell you, I'm never going to mess with those stealth kitties EVER! My fellow cainine friends, if you see a black, fluffy kitty with white stripes, stay very, very far from it; they're evil!



ps- I hope my brother Toby doesn't do this when he grows up!!



:yh_giggle



(Unfortunately, this dogger's warning comes about 13 years too late

for Tamsen!!)

:yh_rotfl

That is the fattest skunk I've ever seen!:rolleyes:

valerie wrote: (Unfortunately, this dogger's warning comes about 13 years too late for Tamsen!!)


Val

Tamsen :-4 was sprayed by a skunk? Tell us the story! :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Val



Tamsen :-4 was sprayed by a skunk? Tell us the story! :-6psssst! I think she just did. :yh_giggle

Accountable wrote: psssst! I think she just did. :yh_giggle


Oh well :rolleyes:

It's Sunday morning

I'm not operating on all cylinders today :p

cherandbuster wrote: Oh well :rolleyes:



It's Sunday morning



I'm not operating on all cylinders today :pYou're just too cute. :yh_flower

Accountable wrote: You're just too cute. :yh_flower


Acc my friend :-4

Tamsen was about a year and a half old... we went out to our usual

walking spot... (this is when we lived in an area closer to SF Bay)

and it was really "wild" out there, fields, jackrabbits, etc. and I could

let Tamsen have at it. Well we started down this one little trail along

a levee and out of the (tall) weeds came this little black and white

"kitty". You could see Tamsen's eyes light up, she loved kitties and here

was a great opportunity for PLAY. She trots right up, innocent as all

get-out and totally ignoring my "Come" commands... sticks her nose out

and WHAM, full force in the face. My poor baby! The whimpering and

sneezing and pawing at her face, it was terrible.



The other really bad thing about it was... I had to put her in the car to

get her home!!