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Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:12 am
by cherandbuster
Hey gang :-6
Our Snoozie has decided to play hooky today and hang out with us instead
What kind of excuse do you think she used when she called into her office?
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:17 am
by zinkyusa
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet .
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:17 am
by cherandbuster
She can't come in because she's unable to remove the blue paint from her ass after leaving ass prints all over people's windshields
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:21 am
by Marie5656
Sorry, I cannot come into work today because my give-a-damn is broken.
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:25 am
by Shweet tatersalad
Hello,I have too watch my ass,and don't see it comeing too work today.
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:27 am
by cherandbuster
I can't come into work today as I can barely walk after having MASSIVE amounts of sex continuously all weekend long :guitarist
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:28 am
by CARLA
:wah: :wah: Snooze love the new Avatar.. have fun on your unplanned day off..
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:59 am
by anastrophe
if she has a male supervisor, the fastest most effective means of getting a yes and off the phone is to start with
"hi i need to stay home today as i'm having some menstrual pro"
"OKAY"[CLICK]
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:02 am
by Nomad
anastrophe wrote: if she has a male supervisor, the fastest most effective means of getting a yes and off the phone is to start with
"hi i need to stay home today as i'm having some menstrual pro"
"OKAY"[CLICK]
:wah: :wah: you win :wah:
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:09 am
by Nomad
SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.
Im not seeing this.
Right ?
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:10 am
by zinkyusa
SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.
Would that be like a cracked crack??
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:14 am
by zinkyusa
SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
to late!!
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:15 am
by cherandbuster
SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.
Which of course made me google it immediately :rolleyes:
I shoulda taken The Snooze's advice :-6
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:25 am
by sunny104
"I can't come in today due to the fact that I have mustache riding abrasions."
:yh_rotfl
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:13 am
by Peg
Snooze played hooky? I cannot and will not believe it! No how, no way.
(Hope you had fun snooze:sneaky: )
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:22 pm
by Marie5656
SnoozeControl wrote: I called in sick with an anal fissure before... that works pretty good.
ummm..thanks for sharing???:yh_sick
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 pm
by Marie5656
SnoozeControl wrote: Eek! I strongly advise against googling it.
Now you know I HAVE to go..right??
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:46 pm
by Marie5656
Hamster wrote: Snoozy:
"I can't come into work today as I have been abducted by aliens who are probing my anal fissure with a probe causing severe mustache riding abrasions and my give a damn to break. I am calling from the mother ship as we orbiting the dark side of 'couldntgivearatsarse' -a lesser known planet but totally too far for me to get back in time for 5pm.... I should be back before Monday morning however, but I still may not be able to make it in as they are forcing me to marry their leader in an attempt to cross fertilise our species. Can you let the boss know?"
That needs to be closed with the statement "And that's a fact, Jack"
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:13 pm
by sunny104
sunny104 wrote: "I can't come in today due to the fact that I have mustache riding abrasions."
:yh_rotfl
you didn't like my excuse?? :yh_angel
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:44 pm
by cars
I thought today was SUNDAY! :wah: :p
:rolleyes:
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:02 pm
by Nomad
ArnoldLayne wrote: i've been honest a couple of times and said
"I just cant be arsed"
Now that one I like !
Playing Hooky
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:13 pm
by chonsigirl
Need us to sign a forged note for you tomorrow, snooze?:D
