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Wendybird wrote: I want to marry Clancy. He's so hot when he gets his toner out! :-4


Bendybird

As Val and Snooze have said to me many times

:-4 "STAND IN LINE"! :-4

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Wendybird wrote: I can dance the Highland Fling in stilleto heels and a thong! :sneaky: )


Me too!

While serving him a cocktail at the same time :guitarist

Wendybird wrote: I serve him too but I don't bother about the tail...................




Bendybird

I bow to you on that one! :-6

Have your say. Printers are bastards. Yes or, No ?
Oh helllllllll yes. Mine are all out of ink.:-5

Move away from the man, ladies. I saw him first.:-4

Move over Ladies I'm first in line, back off or I will start kicking ass and takin names.

Dear Clancy you must be kinda to your printer, give it a name and tell it daily how wonderful it is. If you don't you will have these printer problems almost daily till you wake up...

P.S. The only way to stop the endless sheet of jibberish (sp) is to shut it down so the spooler empties, or it will go on for hours..:wah:

Clancy wrote:

COMPUTER PRINTERS ARE BASTARDS!

For too long we've put up with their outrageous and unreasonable behaviour.

You ask them to print something (which is their job after all) and they come out with excuses why they can't do it.

1. YOU HAVEN'T LOADED THE PAPER CORRECTLY.

......"Yes I did, but you saw fit to pull the whole load of paper through which then got stuck and I had to haul it out .....and now even with a single sheet loaded, you refuse to print anything"!!

2. THE PRINTINGS GONE ALL LINE-Y.

....."There's plenty of ink in your cartridges......and your heads are clean! but your now producing what looks like a, psychedelic, Jimi Hendrix poster from the sixties !!! . I've gone through the lean process 10 times but its just getting worse. You are an utter bastard" !!!






........"Look at you sitting there with that smug tray protruding........ don't you dare mock me!!....... You know what you are??? You're nothing more than an, Etch-A-Sketch with an electrical plug dangling at your side !!! .....and don't think because you were only purchased six months ago, I won't throw you out of the window"!



Have your say. Printers are bastards. Yes or, No ?



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Hey Clancy

I don't wot you got but would your give me some of it, but not so as to attract the wimmen just so you hot females don't get the wrong idea:wah:

Best solution for nasty printers and computers etc. is..............

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Wendybird wrote: Hint number 1 babes - we are not wimmen :rolleyes: We are hot babes!!!!! Sexee Ladees etc etc.



*btw weber - do you have a large printer? :sneaky: *


Now, now, there is no need to be boasting about the size of our printers:sneaky:

Pinky wrote: Mine tries to eat all the paper then refuses to work because it's stuffed...sorry, jammed!


As an IT professional let me share a technique for dealing with PWA's (IT speak for Printers With Attitudes).

Point a loaded .45 Cal pistol at it.

I like this idea Zinky, I will yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE" before I shoot, so no one at work panics and thinks I have lost it or something..:wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]As an IT professional let me share a technique for dealing with PWA's (IT speak for Printers With Attitudes).

Point a loaded .45 Cal pistol at it.[/QUOTE]

CARLA wrote: I like this idea Zinky, I will yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE" before I shoot, so no one at work panics and thinks I have lost it or something..:wah: :wah:


No, No, Carla, you have to yell "Postal Worker on the premises" then everyone knows to duck..:wah:

Yet another good way to clear a building. :wah:

[QUOTE]No, No, Carla, you have to yell "Postal Worker on the premises" then everyone knows to duck..[/QUOTE]

I must have the twin to Clancys printer, drives me round the bend it does.

I actually quite like the psychedelic look, it's pretty flattering.

I find that constant stroking gets me the results I want

I stand firm with my Scottish collegue Clancy in his brave stand againt that modern evil the computer printer, they are created by wicked people of that there is no doubt. I am pleased to say that I recently threw my own out, well I gave it to my sister for college, but its the same thing in my book.

[QUOTE=cherandbuster]I find that constant stroking gets me the results I want [/QUOTE

Oh cher, to be your printer:sneaky:

zinkyusa wrote: [QUOTE=cherandbuster]I find that constant stroking gets me the results I want [/QUOTE

Oh cher, to be your printer


Oh Zinkmeister

You know you'd be in very good hands :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: [QUOTE=zinkyusa]

Oh Zinkmeister

You know you'd be in very good hands :guitarist


:-4

zinkyusa wrote: [QUOTE=cherandbuster]

:-4


Right back at you, Zinkmeister :-4

Pinky wrote: I've been known to stamp my feet, screech in sheer annoyance and throw pillows around. The most effective thing I've discovered so far is to plug it in...


and she's not even blonde:-2