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Hi I'm new to posting on forums, well newish 'cos a local town website has a discussion forum which is mainly full of small-minded local gossip (but some of it hugely entertaining!) I have been posting some stuff but I've got bored on it - too stupid for words.

Anyway I live in a small seaside resort in the south of England, am married, have kids, not much of a social life 'cos busy with work and family etc and would like to make some new friends - so here I am! Please, someone talk to me......anyone.....

Welcome Imladris to the Forum Garden - I look forward to your posts

Seaside resort town sounds like heaven to me. My sister and I were talking about running away from home. Welcome

Patsy

Hello and Welcome :-6



Dawlish, it's really nice up around there, it's always somewhere I've wanted to visit rather than just pass through on the train, best part of the train journey!

Hello Imladris and welcome to the garden. :-6

Wow, you leave the computer for five minutes and look what happens!

Thanks you have all made me feel very welcome.

Gossip - the best bit lately has been a prominent resident setting up home with a sixteen year old girl, not a problem you might say but whilst doing so he has left his family,(not the first time or the first affair) brought his employers business into disrepute and been kicked of a local organisation! Silly so and so.

Betty Boop -Yes Dawlish is a nice town to visit and live in, I also lived in Cornwall for fourteen years at a place called Tregadillett which is near Launceston. If you ever get off that train let me know, next-door to where I work is an amazing tea room with fabulous cream teas!

by the way read a joke yesterday in a book which made me laugh but hubby just went 'mmm'. Here it is anyway

How do you make five grannies shout 'b*****ks?'

Get another granny to shout 'Bingo!'

Off home now, will be back soon.x

Hi Imladris

My dog Buster and I welcome you to the Garden

Where friendships and ideas grow :-6

Welcome to our garden Imladris, you've found the best forum on line to be part of! Enjoy!

Oh my a virgin:sneaky: well well well that won't be lasting long around here...

Welcome and have fun, mind the bats, they are very harmless and lovable.

Welcome to the Garden Imladris! :-6

ArnoldLayne wrote: overall we are a nice bunchspot sinks his canines into Arnold's right heel and refuses to let go, growling furiously

Hi Imladris, welcome to the asylum.

Welcome Im. Don't worry about the Texans, I think the Aussies have em surrounded.:wah:

Welcome to FG Imladris!! :-6

Welcome from half-way 'round the world, Imladris. Your town might be small, but it sounds interesting! (As long as they're not discussing YOU!)

Welcome to FG Imladris, look forward to getting to know you.:-6

Imladris wrote:

Hi I'm new to posting on forums, well newish 'cos a local town website has a discussion forum which is mainly full of small-minded local gossip (but some of it hugely entertaining!) I have been posting some stuff but I've got bored on it - too stupid for words.

Anyway I live in a small seaside resort in the south of England, am married, have kids, not much of a social life 'cos busy with work and family etc and would like to make some new friends - so here I am! Please, someone talk to me......anyone.....


Welcome Imladris! Please to meet you! Come on in, pull up a chair and stay a while!

Fair enough, I need to lick myself something rotten after all that shaking around.

Welcome! :-6



*sneaks up behind Spot holding a very large needle....* :sneaky: :wah:

Imladris wrote:

Hi I'm new to posting on forums, well newish 'cos a local town website has a discussion forum which is mainly full of small-minded local gossip (but some of it hugely entertaining!) I have been posting some stuff but I've got bored on it - too stupid for words.

Anyway I live in a small seaside resort in the south of England, am married, have kids, not much of a social life 'cos busy with work and family etc and would like to make some new friends - so here I am! Please, someone talk to me......anyone.....


Welcome Virg (Forum Virgin translated and shortened) I hope you enjoy your stay here plenty to talk to and about.

Cheers

M

Hamster -

You're right the sea does come over the sea wall onto the railway lines, frequently the ballast gets washed away by storms and pretty much the whole of the network in the South West grinds to a halt.

For those who don't know what I mean have a look at the pictures on dawlish.com and you'll see how close the track is to the sea.

You know, I was just thinking, I used to work with someone who had a very alternative sense of humour and reality - we used to spark off of each other with obscure references and warped way of looking at life - I missed her when she went to work elsewhere but I think I may have found a way to replace her here!!

:wah:

You will find no humor here. But there is a great recipe thread here. I think there is.:-5

Imladris wrote:

Hi I'm new to posting on forums, well newish 'cos a local town website has a discussion forum which is mainly full of small-minded local gossip (but some of it hugely entertaining!) I have been posting some stuff but I've got bored on it - too stupid for words.



Anyway I live in a small seaside resort in the south of England, am married, have kids, not much of a social life 'cos busy with work and family etc and would like to make some new friends - so here I am! Please, someone talk to me......anyone.....




I will talk with you but I have very strict rules about what I will talk about. If you wish to speak with me please refrain from edging outside the boundaries of the list I am providing you with.

Here is the entire list.





1. Bat Guano

2. Legos (the plastic toys you stick together and build things with)

3. Pantyhose

4. Argentina

5. Gossip about some of the freakier members at Forum Garden (very soon you will know on your own whom I might be referring to)

6. Vacuuming/hosehold cleaning methods



Please keep the discussion confined to the above mentioned topics.

Thank you and welcome, Nomad

Welcome Imladris to the Garden hope you like it here..

Don't worry about NOMAD'S rules he just likes to harrass the newbies..