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Good guys NEVER run out of ammunition or have to ever reload.

Men will never show any sign of pain, no matter how brutal the beating or how severe the torture. But he will wince when a woman tries to clean the wounds.

When being chased through a town, you can always find cover in a St Patrick's parade. No matter what time of year.

When you turn out the lights, everything in your room will still be visible; tho slightly blue.

Cars never start the first time when you're trying to run away.

Beautiful, Blonde women can be world-renowned experts on physics, dinosaurs, nuclear fission, heiroglyphics and anything else at the age of 21.

Always have a dog around. They instinctively know who the bad guys are and will bark insesantly at them.

TV news bulletins always have a story that pertains to you at that precise moment.

When staying in a haunted house, women investigate any odd noises in their most revealing underwear.

Explosions in space make noise.

When conducting a private investigation, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Wolf

You must of got back into your bed.??

Movies do teach you alot. Good to hear from you.

Patsy

+++++People can kiss when they first wake up and they always have fresh breath. The women have beautifully made-up faces and the men never have stubble.

LuLu

your so right - women wake up and their hair is perfect and make up.

Nobody sweats - no dew



Cars running thru town -being chased, you hear the tires screech even in gravel.

women investigating odd noises in underwear - I just did that the other night.

Patsy

Wolverine wrote: Good guys NEVER run out of ammunition or have to ever reload.



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:wah: :wah: :wah:

i learnt motorbike tricks arnt as easy as they look and they hert more than they look.





jes:guitarist

RedGlitter wrote: Good guys NEVER run out of ammunition or have to ever reload.



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:wah: :wah: :-2 Considering the context, couldn't you have just typed "edit"? :yh_doh

That is so true.

All 90 lb. 18 to 25 yr old women know karate, and can kick any 300 lb mans ass.

People without a chance in hell of winning a sporting event can do so if the THEME SONG is good enough and their hearts are pure.

You can punch a guy straight in the mouth and maybe even knock his teeth out,but you don't have too soak your hand in ice because it's swoolen like a ballon.

Nobody ever farts in the movies, unless it's a comedy for juvenile boys.

If its a horror etc, if you smoke you either are the baddie or you will die

If you are not a virginal blushing girl you die

you never hear the line, not tonight love l've got an headache!!

And, speaking of horror films, despite all logical reasoning, weak young things will go by themselves into dark cellars where gruesome monsters lurk.

Horses can run 50 miles all out with out getting tired or leathered.

i can't make it more than 2 hours without going to pee.:-3

You should never, ever, open the damn door to the cellar. I mean, duh!:rolleyes:

People in big cities will ALWAYS be able to find a parking place right outside their destination.

and in blue movies all the guys are hung like me :wah: :wah:

i mean by the neck untill death becomes them cripes guys what sort of sick stuff are you into:-3

We all KNOW what you REALLY meant, Jimbo-HUNGO.:wah:

The stuff i have learned from the movies is truth triumphs in the end..