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10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?

6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.

Forgot one.....Have you taken your medication today? And yes, it has been said to me.

Lulu2 wrote: 10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?

6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.


I really hope Jim looks at this post, he uses them 3 all the time:mad:

Send him the link in a private message, Suzy! :wah:

They all sound like perfectly reasonable responses. What's the problem?:sneaky:

I did say once....No the dress doesn't make your arse look big....You DO actually have a big arse.....Ended up in a World Of Sh**!

dubs wrote: I did say once....No the dress doesn't make your arse look big....You DO actually have a big arse.....Ended up in a World Of Sh**!
Now I see why you're so popular dubs

A woman should never ask those sort of questions, when a man has had several pints of truth serum!:)

11. what do you mean, i did have sex. you just weren't in the room.

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!

This one is kinda funny, but the rest are grounds for justifiable homicide.

Marie5656 wrote: Forgot one.....Have you taken your medication today? And yes, it has been said to me.


Hi Marie

I get that one almost on a daily basis. One mistake and WHERE'S THE PILLS:-5

That was really bad...............not even funny........get a grip!!!!!

Lulu2 wrote: 10 things you should NEVER say to a woman

during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?



2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.



3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to

spread.



4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?



5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on

this one?



6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.



7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!



8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this

morning!



9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?



10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't

loaded.THERE'S my list! I thought that baby was lost forever. *whew!*

And I found it for you....again....:rolleyes:

Heh, I can think of far worse ones for men........maybe I'll post 'em later if I can think up euphemisms for, umm,.......