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Giday!

It's bored wombat 'ere from down unda - to this guy::driving: has the wheel on the wrong side of the gear stick.

(Actual factual, I'm an expat kiwi, but what's nationality in this globalised world? (Don't you wish?)).

So "Kia Ora", and all that!

Anyhoo, I plan to pop in and hurl abuse and a little phlegm around this luverly looking forum. (By Crikey, by Tyche.)

... be good ...

Welcome Wombat, you must be cool you've got a bat in your name..

Hi Zinky!

That's a cool lil' avatar, you got there mate!

I'm going to have to find an animated wombat somewhere.

...edit:

I found one: [Image won't post on the grounds of to few posts by me! :yh_wait

But I can't see where to plug him in?

Praps I need more membership to upload an Avatar?

Erk! Nor can I post a pic or link! (Did someone see me coming?):-3

Welcome wombat. Dont fly too close to zinky he bites.:-2

Hello and welcome Wombat

We have a member here named Brownley who lives in Australia and is an ex-Kiwi as well!

Hope you enjoy the Garden :-6

YZGI wrote: Welcome wombat. Dont fly too close to zinky he bites.:-2


Cheers for the advice YZGI! How is that name of yours pronounced little buddy?:yh_think

Bored_Wombat wrote: Cheers for the advice YZGI! How is that name of yours pronounced little buddy?:yh_think


It's pronouced "Wise Guy"

Took a few of us a *long* time to figure that one out :rolleyes:

cherandbuster wrote: Hello and welcome Wombat

We have a member here named Brownley who lives in Australia and is an ex-Kiwi as well!

Hope you enjoy the Garden :-6


Thank you kindly Cher and Buster.

Yes, I think that we all came over here. I hope the last one who left turned the lights off!:-2

Bored_Wombat wrote:

Anyhoo, I plan to pop in and hurl abuse and a little phlegm around this luverly looking forum.


Bring it on!:D

Hey BWMan (my nickname for you )

Why don't you fill out your profile page

So we can learn more about you

Buster likes you already :p

Hamster wrote: Hello and welcome!!!! :-6

Just how far can you hurl your phlegm?? I think as I remember Batty has the record here at 2.5 metres....:-3


I believe that was guano and not phelgm dear chipmunk..

cherandbuster wrote: It's pronouced "Wise Guy"


Why! So it is! :yh_idea

That's so cute, I should've seen it right away!

Hamster wrote: Hello and welcome!!!! :-6


Thank you kindly fellow furry animal!:yh_hugs



Hamster wrote: Just how far can you hurl your phlegm?? I think as I remember Batty has the record here at 2.5 metres....:-3


Well, if I get me dander all up over some point of politics, I can fair shower the far end of the pub.:yh_angry

DesignerGal wrote: Bring it on!:D
Well, DesignerGal, now it comes down to it, I don't feel right proper plunging into a melee without first gettin' me bearings.

But thank you for the encouragement, I'll be sure to let fly with me full ... vocabulary ... when the time comes to do me nana. :yh_bigsmi

Bored_Wombat wrote: Cheers for the advice YZGI! How is that name of yours pronounced little buddy?:yh_think


Little Buddy?:wah: Now I am Gilligan and your are Skipper I suppose?:wah:

Bored_Wombat ( BW for short!)

Welcome to FG, hope you will enjoy yourself here. Look forward to seeing you around.

cherandbuster wrote: Hey BWMan (my nickname for you )

Why don't you fill out your profile page

So we can learn more about you

Buster likes you already :p


Well, Cher 'n' lil' Buster, that's a good idea. I should fill in me background a little.

Of course, I noticed on the way in that FG demands that it all be accurate and complete, and I don't need the nice folks from the NSA tapping all me phone calls for a few years each time I post "I've bin laden down with heavy thoughts this week", or some such converstional opener, that might accidentally set off their little alarm bells.:yh_beatup

But I guess they know who I am from me IP address cross referenced with their database of the activity of me ISP.

..Sure is a cute lil' fella that buster...

Bored_Wombat wrote: Well, Cher 'n' lil' Buster, that's a good idea. I should fill in me background a little.



Of course, I noticed on the way in that FG demands that it all be accurate and complete, and I don't need the nice folks from the NSA tapping all me phone calls for a few years each time I post "I've bin laden down with heavy thoughts this week", or some such converstional opener, that might accidentally set off their little alarm bells.:yh_beatup



But I guess they know who I am from me IP address cross referenced with their database of the activity of me ISP.



..Sure is a cute lil' fella that buster...


Hey BW when you pick up your telephone do you here beeps and clicks?:rolleyes:

Hiya Wombat, welcome to FG. :-6

Welcome BW!

So, tell me, what keeps a wombat from becoming bored?

Do they just sit in trees and cry when they are bored? Or do they . . . OK, what the hell is a wombat?

Are you cute and furry? :wah:

Welcome to FG Wombat. :-6

Are'nt wombats so sweet? found this pic of one on ski's....

Wombie - you're gonna fit in just fine - I love your sense of humour!!

*bin laden down with shopping* indeed!!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Welcome to the Garden Wombat.

You will like it here.

I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died. That about sums it up for me. Whats your deal ?

Well, I've just been playing in the mountains for a few days.

It sure is easy to feel welcome here, with all you peeps that just dropped by ta say G'day!

tmbsgrl wrote: "It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them, and day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them"


Ain't that the truth Tmbsgrl! And although it's mighty depressing to dwell on, there's those the just stay with you. A persistant tragedy is love.

:yh_sigh

tmbsgrl wrote: Hey BW when you pick up your telephone do you here beeps and clicks?:rolleyes:


Well, YYY [wise:D] , now you mention it I amost always hear squealing and various tones and clicks. I wonder if it's something I've posted in the past.

You know, maybe I've been a bit forward in some of me opinions that could be considered a bit anti-government line. Fer instance, I can't help but thinking that that young David Hicks fella held at Guantanamo should have got a trial by now. Five years in captivity is a durn long time for a Jackeroo, and I can't help thinking that if he got in front of a Judge, that they'd have to take one look at him and say "Mate, you're way too small to be a threat to this country, there's clearly been some misunderstanding."

And then they'd give him a horse, and he could ride back to the outback under the bright southern stars.

Of course the horse would have a little more bother than usual, what with the high calorie diet that they are getting in Guantanamo, and with all that ocean to ride across before you get to the outback.

... On the other hand, I am still using dial up internet, which might also explain those noises...

Pinky wrote: Ah, sorry! Hi Wombat!!!

Hope you're enjoying yourself so far:-6


Nice of you to say so Pinky, and I sure am.

Decent people here it seems. Downright civilised and friendly.

... I sure do feel out of place.

Rapunzel wrote: Hiya Wombat, welcome to FG. :-6


Well, Hiya Rapunzel, and thanks for taking the time to welcome me.

... and I sure do appreciate you digging out that Tazzy Devil, so as a lonesome antipodean don't feel so homesick out here in the world wide web. (Ever notice that saying "www" takes three times as long to say as "world wide web"? ... Kinda makes you sit back and contemplate the whole nature of abbreviation, don't it?):yh_hypno

Welcome BW!

So, tell me, what keeps a wombat from becoming bored?

Do they just sit in trees and cry when they are bored? Or do they . . . OK, what the hell is a wombat?

Are you cute and furry?:wah:


Well 911, Us wombats are short stocky little critters that look like a small bear but with thalidomide induced phocomelia.

We little fellas behave more like a kind of fearless rabbit on steroids, and will dig a hole rather than climb a tree, and will make very short work of your carrot patch. We're not as yellow as rabbits, but, and are occasionally susceptible to 'roid-rage. With our dander up, we can usually get our way, since we weigh in at nigh-on eighty pounds.

Now, eighty pounds in the shins at a high speed waddle of about 10kph, will down a strong man. Unfortunately we're not blessed with a neck, and it's awful frustrating if you've got your dander up, and some smart-arse picks you up under the arm-pits. I reckon people must practice curling 80 pounds before coming to Australia.:yh_frustr

If we get bored, we like to play in the traffic. This is lots of fun, 'cos we're close enough to the ground that we go right under the roo-bars and take out the vehicle.

abbey wrote: Welcome to FG Wombat. :-6

Are'nt wombats so sweet? found this pic of one on ski's....


Well Abbey, that sure is the cutest little baby wombat I've ever seen!:-4

How that photos not on cuteoverload.com yet, I have no idea!

Bored_Wombat wrote: Well Abbey, that sure is the cutest little baby wombat I've ever seen!:-4



How that photos not on cuteoverload.com yet, I have no idea!I fell in love with wombats years ago, i used to watch an Aussie programme called Doctors and there was a cute wombat on it called Fatso. :-4

Bored_Wombat wrote: Well 911, Us wombats are short stocky little critters that look like a small bear but with thalidomide induced phocomelia.

We little fellas behave more like a kind of fearless rabbit on steroids, and will dig a hole rather than climb a tree, and will make very short work of your carrot patch. We're not as yellow as rabbits, but, and are occasionally susceptible to 'roid-rage. With our dander up, we can usually get our way, since we weigh in at nigh-on eighty pounds.

Now, eighty pounds in the shins at a high speed waddle of about 10kph, will down a strong man. Unfortunately we're not blessed with a neck, and it's awful frustrating if you've got your dander up, and some smart-arse picks you up under the arm-pits. I reckon people must practice curling 80 pounds before coming to Australia.:yh_frustr

If we get bored, we like to play in the traffic. This is lots of fun, 'cos we're close enough to the ground that we go right under the roo-bars and take out the vehicle.


Well, that sounds like a very interesting life to me!

Down here we have armidillos that like to play in traffic but unfortunately we see more belly up on the side of the road than crossing it. They're a might slow and if you're gonna play in traffic at night you gotta be rather quick. We tend to drive like we're trying out for NASCAR :wah:

Hi BW,

I'm a bit of a FG virgin but everyone is great here, and with that sense of humor you'll fit right in

:-6