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i realise my partner will go mad when she reads this but i need answers so my



personal safety comes second not unlike no i'm not going to get side tracked



what is it with some women and squeezing spots zits blackheads does it go

back to preening cave women or what ,I'm naturally very oiled my skin plus side i look about ten years younger than i am down side i get spots which my partner loves squeezing i mean i have to fight her off of them but all except one of my girlfriends have been avid spot hunters (the one that hated spots would of been mortified to touch even one)

splinters also ,in growing hairs what gives ladies i don't get it

SnoozeControl wrote: I like peeling paint too, though.


Are you still eating that lead paint, too?

Gee Jimbo, I've never done that to a man.

Although I've done many other things to a man -- but that's another whole thread entirely

Zit popping :yh_eyebro :yh_wink ..for a minute there i thought our dear Spot was in trouble .

SnoozeControl wrote: Yeah, you're a dead man.



I've never popped someone else's pimples, but I enjoy peeling someone else's skin after a good sunburn. I like peeling paint too, though.


whilst on holiday snoozie kruger liked to get to know the locals and do a spot of decorating :wah: :wah: :wah:

.............. ps ..yes i like to pin them down and pick pick pick ....his yellows heads of course. :rolleyes:

ewe gross way TMI!!!!:yh_sick :yh_sick

EEEWWWEEEE!!!! That's vom-tastic!

I'd puke if I saw someone doing their own, but if they asked me to do that - I too would be MORTIFIED!!!!!

Gross-ness aside - it's actually quite dangeous. I read about a chap who tried to squeeze a spot on his back, and the 'badness' actually got pushed back and got infected and he ended up having to have years of surgery to try to graft skin and tissue back over the gaping hole that was left!

Wendybird wrote: I also have this thing that if somebodies label is sticking out of their clothing I have to put it back in. Doesn't matter who it is - a friend - a stranger in a queue - I just HAVE to put that label in!


Oh I agree totally Bendybird

It gets a little embarrassing when it's the underwear tag that's showing, though

Wendybird wrote: Funnily enough the men don;t seem to mind as much! :-2


Yeah

I think they do it on purpose :guitarist

Jimbo......

I've glanced back through some of your posts and I think you seem to have a nice balance of humour and sensitivty.

You've opened up your heart on a couple of occaisions, and really made people giggle on others.

I think you'd know yourself if you were being out of order.....

SSA

jimbo wrote: i realise my partner will go mad when she reads this but i need answers so my



personal safety comes second not unlike no i'm not going to get side tracked



what is it with some women and squeezing spots zits blackheads does it go

back to preening cave women or what ,I'm naturally very oiled my skin plus side i look about ten years younger than i am down side i get spots which my partner loves squeezing i mean i have to fight her off of them but all except one of my girlfriends have been avid spot hunters (the one that hated spots would of been mortified to touch even one)

splinters also ,in growing hairs what gives ladies i don't get it


HE IS SOOOOO DEAD Yes I admit it i lurve picking, i know it's gross but i just can't help it. I really do love doing an extraction facial, just think i can pick and get paid for it

Jimbo you are soooooo busted, let us know if you survive the night..

Wow

This is getting grosser by the minute

Who's next?

guilty zit popper

Sheryl wrote: guilty zit popper


nearly every women i know is a spot getter



i put it too you women of the forum some of you are closet zit zappers

jimbo wrote: i put it too you women of the forum some of you are closet zit zappers


well that might be me

but only on myself -- honest! :p

cherandbuster wrote: well that might be me



but only on myself -- honest! :p


probably beauty spots

ArnoldLayne wrote: When I met Spot in may I thought it pertinent to shake his hand as this was our first meeting. I think I know him well enough now to squeeze him


I think I shocked Spot and squeezed him upon first meeting.... oooo and I may have done a repeat squeeze when I saw him last in London as well.....hmmmmmmmmmm Spot squeezing for me was rather pleasant.

minks wrote: I think I shocked Spot and squeezed him upon first meeting.... oooo and I may have done a repeat squeeze when I saw him last in London as well.....hmmmmmmmmmm Spot squeezing for me was rather pleasant.
please no more info spot squeezing normally results in a nasty mess on the sqeezee's hands and leaving the squeezed in pain and red and swollen

jimbo wrote: please no more info spot squeezing normally results in a nasty mess on the sqeezee's hands and leaving the squeezed in pain and red and swollen


Oh heaven forbid I don't think I left our spot red and swollen:-3

All this spot squelching chatter (ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!) reminds me of a funny story.

I used to belong to a youth group called 18+. When I was a member of the committee we decided to do a series of sketches for our group and the other groups in Hampshire, we called it "The Committee Entertains" Imaginative, huh? :wah:

Anyway, there was a clearasil ad on TV at that time where they drew a side view of a face, with a huge zit on it, on a chalkboard. The presenter then wiped the zit off and redrew the now zitless face and told us this is how we'd look if we all used clearasil.

So we got a member of the audience who had seen the ad, to come up and demonstrate it on stage. A group of us hid behind the curtain and when this person rubbed the zit out we all yelled "SPLAT!" and chucked a bucket of custard over them - so it looked as if they'd rubbed out the spot and got covered in pus!

It was disgusting but very very funny! We had them screaming with laughter and rolling in the aisles - apart from the poor sap who was dripping in custard of course! Tee hee hee!!

Rapunzel, you and your friends were sick....SICK, I tell you! (Who THOUGHT of that?) (Will you come to my next party?) :sneaky:

Lulu2 wrote: Rapunzel, you and your friends were sick....SICK, I tell you! (Who THOUGHT of that?) (Will you come to my next party?) :sneaky:


hehehe - no probs! Want me to bring my bucket of custard for a live demonstration? I do a great hedgehog impersonation too! :wah:

I've known many women.....never one who could impersonate a hedgehog!

I am impressed! (She even brings her own custard!)

Rapunzel wrote: hehehe - no probs! Want me to bring my bucket of custard for a live demonstration? I do a great hedgehog impersonation too! :wah:


fed up with spiking drinks rap moves on to the dessert trolley :wah: :wah:

Wendybird wrote: I need to know..........................................how do you impersonate a Hedgehog?


for a start you have to spike up your hair .......then :-3 er



if some one talks to you you could roll up into a ball :rolleyes:

Wendybird wrote: Or.......................you could cover yourself in red goo and lie really really flat and be a dead hedgehog?


:wah: :wah: would that not leave you feeling a little run down :wah: :wah:



you really do have a great sense of humour

Wendybird wrote: I need to know..........................................how do you impersonate a Hedgehog?


LMAO! :wah:

You're actually on the right tracks tho (hedgehog tracks....hehehe)

It's a visual joke - you tell your friends you can do a hedgehog impersonation, so they are watching you. (This would have NO impact on an empty room! Duh! hehehe) So you get down on hands and knees and walk along the floor a little and say "live hedgehog", then you lie face down on the floor with your arms stretched out at 90degree right angles to your body and say "dead hedgehog"!

It sounds silly here but when you tell people you can do a hedgehog impression they kinda say "huh?" and then to see you walking along the floor saying "live hedgehog" and then lying down like a squashed hedgehog and saying "dead hedgehog" just creases them up!

Try it at your next Christmas party!