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Who's the dummy?
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:15 pm
by weinbeck
:wah: A man walks into a theatrical agency, hoping to secure a position of a ventriloquist. After going through several unsuccessful routines, the agent has had enough. Slamming his fists onto the table, he looses his cool.
"Dammit man! I keep telling you, you're no good! I can see every evey word coming from your mouth - now get outta here and stop wasting my goddam time!"
Grabbing the agent by his throat, the man thrusts the dummy against the agent's face.
"TRY THIS!" He screams. "GOLLOCKS, YOU GLACK GASTARD!"
Who's the dummy?
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:02 pm
by weinbeck
flopstock wrote: huh?
How many ventriloquists can properly pronounce their B's without lip movement being seen? A twelve year-old could work out what he is tryin to say through his dummy!
Who's the dummy?
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:12 pm
by YZGI
flopstock wrote: Let me try again here... HUH?:wah:
Now this one I got.:yh_rotfl
Who's the dummy?
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:05 pm
by Carl44
a wise guy goes into a bar and says to barman if i can show you a trick you have not seen before will you buy me a drink
barman you show me a trick i aint seen i'll got a £1oo for ya
guy gets out a box with a mouse in it opens the box gets out a small piano mouse is a fantastic pianist
bar man is amazed pays the hundred quid stunned
rich guy in the bar thats amazing what other tricks you got
wise guy gets out a different box and out comes this big frog wearing a top
hat frog starts singing my way just like old blue eyes the rich guy goes buddy
I'll give you ten grand for the frog
wise guy says 15 grand cash
rich guy goes to the bank gets the money ,pays wise guy and takes the frog
the barman says to wise guy buddy your an idiot that was a chance to make
a fortune and now you have blown it your a loser
wise guy not really
barman how do you make that out ?
wise guy easy the mouse is also a ventriloquist