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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:05 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Sorry mate;) .We've all had it done to us at some point ...so its your turn now:yh_wink :yh_bigsmi :yh_bigsmi

Ok whats your favourite colour ??

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:07 am
by Imladris
What first attracted you to the lovely Suze?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:08 am
by Imladris
Why is the dark meat on the turkey so horrible?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:09 am
by Imladris
How long before you get really hacked off by this thread?



And is Suzy laughing at your comeuppance??:wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:10 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
When was the last time you gave the missus flowers ... be honest she may be watching .;)

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:14 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Sorry mate;) .We've all had it done to us at some point ...so its your turn now:yh_wink



Ok whats your favourite colour ??
tottenham blue (hammy paul ronibson looks great in it ):wah: :wah:



and a bank balance not in the red

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:15 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Do you think that pubs should install PCs so you can get rat arsed and come on FG at the same time .;) :rolleyes:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:16 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: How long before you get really hacked off by this thread?



And is Suzy laughing at your comeuppance??:wah:


i will never get hacked off with this thread how long before you get hacked off by me not getting hacked off



and suzy hates me being on the pc so she is getting her come upence :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:19 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Do you think that pubs should install PCs so you can get rat arsed and come on FG at the same time .


no in my experiance jimbo plus drink plus pc bad idea :thinking:



in fact jimbo plus pc is bad idea :sneaky:



in fact jimbo plus drink bad idea :(



in fact jimbo bad idea :o

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:20 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: When was the last time you gave the missus flowers ... be honest she may be watching .;)


suzy hates flowers



i buy her cd's and chocs thinks like that :)



dont worry she watches every single post i do :thinking:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:21 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: i will never get hacked off with this thread how long before you get hacked off by me not getting hacked off






Dunno, shall we take bets on it?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:21 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: Why is the dark meat on the turkey so horrible?


is it i like it :thinking:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:23 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: Dunno, shall we take bets on it?


oh need to have a wager



need to add a little interest



getting bored all ready



sounds like your getting hacked off to me :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:24 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Whats your hangover cure and whats the worst hangover you've ever had .

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:28 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: oh need to have a wager



need to add a little interest



getting bored all ready



sounds like your getting hacked off to me :wah: :wah:


NO, no, no, I have a high boredom threshold - I'm married!! He's gonna kill me if he see's this:thinking:



What's the best place to hide?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:29 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Jimbo in your opinion do you think i'm a bitch ..i can be bitchy, but, does that make me a bitch :yh_wink :yh_bigsmi

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:34 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Whats your hangover cure and whats the worst hangover you've ever had .


suzy and i had broken up my cousin had been murdered we saw each other every day he was also the best friend i ever had i missed him terribly



he died just before my birthday



i got so drunk i was puking and crapping at the same time for 3 days i really thought i was gonna die :(

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:35 am
by Carl44
Wendybird wrote: Are you ticklish? :sneaky:


not really i hate being stroked



but i like bieng squeezed :sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:40 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Jimbo in your opinion do you think i'm a bitch ..i can be bitchy, but, does that make me a bitch :yh_wink :yh_bigsmi


to be honest i love bitches



nice girls really bore me



i need the fire in the eyes sort of woman and lets face it bitches are sooo much better in bed



sue i mean they sleep a lot :sneaky:



same as i'm a nice guy but when provoked i can be a barstard if i have to

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:50 am
by Carl44
ha ha ha hacked off :wah: :wah:



all ready :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:58 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: ha ha ha hacked off :wah: :wah:



all ready :wah: :wah:


All part of my cunning plan, c'mon Jimbo admit it, I'm growing on you aren't I?



No I don't mean like fungus!!

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:22 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: All part of my cunning plan, c'mon Jimbo admit it, I'm growing on you aren't I?



No I don't mean like fungus!!


no one could acuse you of being a fungi ha ha :wah: :wah:





fun guy oh come on thats funny

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:24 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: no one could acuse you of being a fungi ha ha :wah: :wah:





fun guy oh come on thats funny


Not really, I'm not a guy, what are you telling me? that I look like a bloke? It's just my avatar that's all man not me.:-1





*goes into a corner to sulk*













but I'm still not hacked off. Ha!

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:26 am
by Carl44
Hamster wrote: *Hammy makes a mental note to strike Jimbo off the Christmas card list*


ha ha ha ha hammy der goalkeepers wear green:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:29 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: Not really, I'm not a guy, what are you telling me? that I look like a bloke? It's just my avatar that's all man not me.:-1





*goes into a corner to sulk*













but I'm still not hacked off. Ha!


ha ha you fell into my cunning trap



no one could say your a fun guy coz your not a guy :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:32 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: ha ha you fell into my cunning trap



no one could say your a fun guy coz your not a guy :wah: :wah:


Damn! Foiled again!:sneaky:



How do I get the better of you Jimbo?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:38 am
by Carl44
i have to go out for an hour



dont get too hacked off without me :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:39 am
by cherandbuster
Imladris wrote: How do I get the better of you Jimbo?


Ichick

It's virtually impossible. :)

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:42 am
by Imladris
cherandbuster wrote: Ichick



It's virtually impossible. :)


But fun trying!!:wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:55 am
by cherandbuster
Imladris wrote: But fun trying!!:wah: :wah:


Damn right :D

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:02 am
by Carl44
girls you should ask me the length of my manhood :sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:05 am
by cherandbuster
jimbo wrote: girls you should ask me the length of my manhood :sneaky:


Once again

You leave me speechless

and that, my friend, ain't easy :-6

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:06 am
by Carl44
ok cowards too scared to ask i'll tell you













my boyhood lasted 14 years that means my manhood has lasted 22 years :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:07 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: ok cowards too scared to ask i'll tell you













my boyhood lasted 14 years that means my manhood has lasted 22 years


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:10 am
by Carl44
cherandbuster wrote: Once again



You leave me speechless



and that, my friend, ain't easy :-6


cher you should of known with suzy watching each and every post nothing but nothing could make me tell





ok except for being locked in a room with loud rap music :( :(

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:38 am
by Imladris
Hey Jimbo, it's thundering here, are you scared of thunder?:thinking:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:40 am
by zinkyusa
jimbo, why do you frogs bump their a$#'s on the ground??

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:09 am
by Imladris
Jimbo, why is it that some men find it irresitable dressing as women whenever the words 'fancy dress' are mentioned? I don't mean tv's just normal blokes.









p.s. still not hacked off:yh_kiss

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:13 am
by zinkyusa
Pinky wrote: Ichick, I think I should warn you that hacking off means something completely different in the US - I found out the hard way, lol!

I even started a thread titled 'Do I hack you off' - DOH!:D


pinky i think you've confused hacking off and wacking off dear..

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:20 am
by Imladris
Sorry Pinky but...



:wah: :wah: :wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:22 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: Hey Jimbo, it's thundering here, are you scared of thunder?:thinking: no not scared of anything but dancing:(

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:24 am
by Carl44
Imladris wrote: Jimbo, why is it that some men find it irresitable dressing as women whenever the words 'fancy dress' are mentioned? I don't mean tv's just normal blokes.









p.s. still not hacked off:yh_kiss


never dressed as a woman but with my legs a tutu would like nice me thinks :sneaky:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:25 am
by Imladris
jimbo wrote: never dressed as a woman but with my legs a tutu would like nice me thinks :sneaky:


Evidence please:wah:

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:26 am
by YZGI
Jimbo is it just a coincidence that jimbo rhymes with Bimbo?

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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:26 am
by Carl44
zinkyusa wrote: jimbo, why do you frogs bump their a$#'s on the ground??
i dont know mate but its sounds ribiting



ribit ribit :thinking: :thinking: