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Hello old gel,;) :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi hows your lergy

what colour knickers are you wearing ..if any

What is the meaning of life?



If you love something enough to set it free, will it really come back to you?



Have you seen my shadow?

Bendy, do birds have peck@rs? If so where are they located?

Sooo what is bendy wendy having for dinner .

Dear Wendybird, I still have nostagic feelings about my old girlfriend from Glasgow. Are all Scottish girls as good as she was? Or am I just being romantic?

what sort of men do you go for and why :-3



how come you jocks are always drunk yet i have never seen one at the bar:sneaky:



unless its my round then they suddenly appear:(



whats it like after 30 years of dominance to have a Scottish team actually doing ok for once

When was the last time you had a shag

what is your favorite postition?



on a football team of course:sneaky:

have you ever been accused of being Windy Wendy? :sneaky:

Have you been number 2s today

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Have you been number 2s today


ewe pants TMI!!:-2

Wendybird wrote: You are just being romantic babes.................

Edinburgh girls are SOOOOO MUCH BETTER! :sneaky:


I have to admit she was quite a girl and I always get a bit misty eyed when I hear some scottish girl saying "Helloooo Youuuuu". But what can you do, life is rarely easy, and never fair, and of course its our own fault. She used to always give out about Edinburgh like a good glaswegian of course, but we always ended up staying there for a while when we were in Scotland, its such a great place, and so pretty.

Hey, these advice type columns can be difficult can't they? Fun though.

Are you a posh bird yet or still a wee Scots lassie? :sneaky:

Do you Do Henley?

Do you drink tea and champers with your pinky in the air?

(If you're a posh bird with a big posh house...can we all come and stay?):sneaky: :wah:

what famouse person do you look like my minds eye says wee jimmy krankee possibly lulu :wah:

if life hands you lemons do you..

make lemonade

or

squirt the juice in the eyes of the folks p*ssing you off?

Wendybird wrote: Apparently I look like Annie Lennox!

Good or Bad?

*Am I allowed to ask questions too?*


she's hot when she grows her hair out:D

so you must be hot, oh wait I mean are you hot?

Wendybird wrote: You want a photo dontcha! :rolleyes:




hehehe you have psychotic abilitys bendy..

Wendybird wrote: Hot enough to burn the wings off a bats tadger!



WAIT!

Do bats have tadgers?

or are they teeny weeny little todgers? :sneaky:


after barnacles bats have the largest todgers in preportion to their body size of any animal..

of course i don't know what a todger is so i am being intuitive here

Wendybird wrote: You ready? *sigh* This will be the end of the Bendy............*

Apologies in advance for all the disappointment this may cause........................lol




sizzzle, sizzzle,

Wendybird wrote: You ready? *sigh* This will be the end of the Bendy............*



Apologies in advance for all the disappointment this may cause........................lol


Could you possibly bend over a little more?

Wait I meant . Ohh nice pic.

YZGI wrote: Could you possibly bend over a little more?


:yh_rotfl

Wendybird wrote: No!



Then I FALL over!


I bet you bounce right back up.:-3

Wendybird wrote: Oh Dear God!!!!!

Will somebody remove the Bat from the barbecue!!!!!! He's gonna spoil the steaks!




i'm feeling a bit faint now:-3

Wendybird wrote: Who is faint?

Is she a new FG member?




hey we're asking the questions around here!!;)

now then just how big are these two friends of yours?

Does it hurt when people pick you up by you wings?:)