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So anyone tryed it . :rolleyes:

Hamster wrote: I havent tried the first but I have tried the second... Have you?


i COULD TELL YOU BUT I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU :rolleyes:

.......................to tell you all about it, it'll cost you £1.50 per minute 'off peak'...oooohhh, that sounds diiirrrtttyyyy doesn't it? Mmmmmm, are you sitting comfortably.....???

I'm going to have a hot bath...mmmmm....

Sorry, I'm off now to buck up my ideas....

Very Monty Python, I like it!!:wah:

*goes out to buy Rainbow Trout*

Katy1 wrote: I'm going to have a hot bath...mmmmm....



Sorry, I'm off now to buck up my ideas....




Thanks for the visual............

Hamster wrote: Trout usually works...although any oily fish is good for this purpose Katy..any port in a storm eh??


I wonder if I can absorb Omega 3 through face slapping? Hmmmmmm:D

[QUOTE=Hamster]I mean after all its got to be good for the skin hasn't it??:driving: [QUOTE]

Given that I've said that I'm bucking up my ideas I'm just going to on that one....

Done the whole cybersex thing years ago. Was damn good at it to , got me holidays in Australia and America also a trip to Scotland. Even got a couple of offers of marriage if ever I wanted a Green card.

I've never done either one! :-2

What the hell have I been missing?!! :guitarist

I'd love a go at cyber sex. Any offers?? :wah:;)

cherandbuster wrote: I've never done either one! -2

What the hell have I been missing?!! guitarist


Not much, I suspect. This sort of thing must be a very minority interest!

SnoozeControl wrote: It's basically masturbation.


Snoozie my lovely please educate the peasants;) :rolleyes:

SnoozeControl wrote: It's basically masturbation.


Then I'll continue to go it alone :p

SnoozeControl wrote: Sample:

Man: So, what're you wearing?

Woman: I'm just sitting here in my lacy black thong and nothing else. It's cold in here though, so my nipples are so big and hard that I need someone to cover them with their warm wet tongue.

I better stop there before this thread is deluged with "report post" complaints... but you get the general idea.


been working at the dial 900 line again snooze?:wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Sample:

Man: So, what're you wearing?

Woman: I'm just sitting here in my lacy black thong and nothing else. It's cold in here though, so my nipples are so big and hard that I need someone to cover them with their warm wet tongue.


Snoozie

I am impressed with your keen ability to talk dirty :p

So tell us what the Man says next . . .

This thread is dangerous, I've never tried either, not that I have any problem, just that I couldn't be bothered with them, they sound boring. Now if I was to set up a cyber chat sex line thingy it would go like this.

Man: Hey baby what you doing.

Woman. Peeling potoatoes.

Man: What you wearing?

Woman: A blue overall, and a plastic potato hat.

Man: I bet you look sexy.

Woman: No, I have the mange and all my hair has fallen out. I also have piles.

Man: Thanks, I'm cured.

Dr. G

Galbally wrote: This thread is dangerous, I've never tried either, not that I have any problem, just that I couldn't be bothered with them, they sound boring. Now if I was to set up a cyber chat sex line thingy it would go like this.

Man: Hey baby what you doing.

Woman. Peeling potoatoes.

Man: What you wearing?

Woman: A blue overall, and a plastic potato hat.

Man: I bet you look sexy.

Woman: No, I have the mange and all my hair has fallen out. I also have piles.

Man: Thanks, I'm cured.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Hamster wrote: Here would be mine...

Man: Hey baby what you doing.

Woman: Doing dishes and chatting on MSN...Only about 7 things at once...

Man: What you wearing?

Woman: I'm wearing a small child attached to my leg and I am wearing most of his dinner from yesterday. Also ripped jogging bottoms and some naff trainers...Man: I bet you look sexy.

Woman: If you get up of the bloody sofa and leave that lap top alone you could come and see!!!



Just my take on it...:-3


First class :wah:

Hamster wrote: We've all been there eh??

..sigh...
OH YES

Hamster wrote: Just realised I told everyone Iwork on the phone at home.....I dont actually do what everyone is thinking.... :-3


for a good time 1-900-talkdirtytohammy:wah:

Hamster wrote: Just realised I told everyone Iwork on the phone at home.....I dont actually do what everyone is thinking.... :-3
I was just going to ask for the number.

Hamster wrote: Ok its only after 9pm though Fisher and for you a special rate!
I am sure you are worth the regular rate:yh_wink but thanks for the savings.

So..what are you wearing?:sneaky: