Hello Everyone
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:41 am
helefra wrote: I just thought I would let you all know in advance in case you are wondering where I am. I will be away from FG from Friday but hopefully back on Sunday evening or may be Monday afternoon, depending on what time I get back on Sunday.
Anyway, here's a few jokes that some of you may have heard before, to keep you going for a brief while.
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What's a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it!
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch!
great jokes i'm glad your going star gate starts tonight and i was worried some how you would ruin it for me have a safe trip carter :wah: :wah:
Anyway, here's a few jokes that some of you may have heard before, to keep you going for a brief while.
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What's a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it!
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch!
great jokes i'm glad your going star gate starts tonight and i was worried some how you would ruin it for me have a safe trip carter :wah: :wah:
