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Antonio comes home half cut 4a.m. Sunday morning. His father goes mad, and slaps him across the face a couple of times.

"Antonio! Antonio! Why do you do this to us - your Mamma has been praying all night in the chapel for you, your brother has been out all night looking for you, your sister has been lighting all the family candles for you, and your Pappa thinks you are lying in the gutter with your throat cut from the mafia! Why do you do this to us.!"

"Mamma, Pappa, PLEASE! We should not be talking like this!"

"Why?" Asks his father, throwing up his arms in despair.

"WE'RE NOT BLOODY ITALIANS, THAT'S WHY!!" :wah:

grrrr...



Always that story that italians = mafia !!



Be aware: I will advise my "godfather"! :sneaky:





:wah:



ciao

ACCADUE wrote: grrrr...



Always that story that italians = mafia !!



Be aware: I will advise my "godfather"! ciao






Accadue :-6

I know what you mean. I'm a Jew, and I hear lots of jokes making fun of how stingy Jews are with money, how Jewish women have sex with you until you marry them, etc.

Anyway

I think you are lovely, my friend :-6

Of course I was just joking...



You have no idea of how many jokes we italians have on this matter!



bye

ACCADUE wrote: Of course I was just joking...



You have no idea of how many jokes we italians have on this matter!



bye


I know what you mean

Have a GREAT day, Paola! :-6