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Hurry along boys and girls .The annual FG booze up has arrived:yh_party , please hurry along and get on the coach quicky we don't have all day . Please have your tickets ready for inspection,my name is miss no pants and i will be your coach rep for the day .:sneaky:

Your driver for this trip will be none other than the fabulous Pinky (lets hope she bought the sat nav:rolleyes: ) the coach will be departing in 30 mins prompt and we will be driving direct to brighton .

Oops forgot to tell hammy that shes the first aider - hope she likes the uniform :rolleyes:

No Yelling On The Bus!

*trying out the intercom system*

Oh, let's pipe in some music!

Nah, that's sterno........................:wah:

K.Snyder wrote: No Yelling On The Bus!


I'll yell if I wanna yell, what are YOU gonna do? I ain't afraid of you anyhow!!!!! So ppphhhhbbbbbbbbbtt! :p :yh_bigsmi

Oh, can I come? :driving: Don't bring the Beano...think of how much money we can save on fuel!

Brighton's got not bloody sand. Put wings on that booze bus and git over here to Manly Beach. I'll line up the biggest, hunkiest, bronzedest aussie lifeguards and gals ya ever saw and we can have a barbie. Surf's up !!!!

If your having Beano I'm moving to the back of the bus...:driving:

Now Wendy's arrived, we've got wings!!! We'll be there in no time at all!!

i'm not joking i really need go to wee can we pull over

Wendybird wrote: Here's an empty bottle mate...................................



*passes jimbo an empty diet coke bottle*


you had better make that a pepsi max :wah: :wah:









you all know that i dont like coke right

Bloody hell pinks sort the driving out - should we be bumping into all these clouds .

WHY IS IT ALL THE TROUBLE MAKERS SIT AT THE BACK .



Are we there yet



..... bronzed beach boys :yh_drool :yh_drool ...come to mamma

This bus ride is like a Hoolywood movie...............

*getting bucket for Hamster*

Hamster wrote: Umm...I get travel sick...who is going to aid the first aider???? :

Let me off the bus now!!

:yh_sick :yh_sick
I'm sure uncle Clancy will come to your aid .....when he gets his tongue out of that blonde bits gob :rolleyes:

Hamster wrote: eh watch it missy!!! some of us are afflicted with blondenesss...:wah: :wah:

Uncle Clancy!!!!!


Oops, i have to admit, so am i .........in between the grey:rolleyes: :

BabyRider wrote: I'll yell if I wanna yell, what are YOU gonna do? I ain't afraid of you anyhow!!!!! So ppphhhhbbbbbbbbbtt!


But...huh...eeh..

:-1



:wah:

*whispers*

(psst - No yelling on the bus)

AussiePam wrote: Brighton's got not bloody sand. Put wings on that booze bus and git over here to Manly Beach. I'll line up the biggest, hunkiest, bronzedest aussie lifeguards and gals ya ever saw and we can have a barbie. Surf's up !!!!


:yh_sick

Oh...I thought this was gonna be a coed afair....:yh_brokeh

Pinky wrote: Right - seatbelts on please people!

Hamster, if you're going to be sick, use the bags...NO! PAPER bags, not mine!

We're coming in for landing in twenty minutes.


"See, I told you we were flying"

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh look, there's Spot and Koan at the bus stop... wait, slow down! Oh dear god!!

*Splat!!*


That is hysterical! :guitarist

Can I be the Candy Girl? I'm wearing my hot pink tank top with my black miniskirt and five inch stiletto heels. I've got *lots* of sweet things to give away . . .

Who wants some? :sneaky: :p

This is your conductor speaking. This coach is not leaving the terminal today. Im sorry for the inconvenience. Now please remove yourself from the coach. Refunds will be issued at the ticket window.

Nomad wrote: This is your conductor speaking. This coach is not leaving the terminal today. Im sorry for the inconvenience. Now please remove yourself from the coach. Refunds will be issued at the ticket window.


Party Pooper!!

yay! I can't wait to see Brighton again!

Anyone need a quick refill before we get there?

*opens another bottle of champagne*

cherandbuster wrote: Anyone need a quick refill before we get there?

*opens another bottle of champagne*
*sunny sits up, adjusts clothes and holds out glass to Cher*

thanks, hun!

Fasten your seat belts ..where about to land 9..8..7...6..5...444444444444444

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Hurry along boys and girls .The annual FG booze up has arrived , please hurry along and get on the coach quicky we don't have all day . Please have your tickets ready for inspection,my name is miss no pants and i will be your coach rep for the day .

Your driver for this trip will be none other than the fabulous Pinky (lets hope she bought the sat nav:rolleyes: ) the coach will be departing in 30 mins prompt and we will be driving direct to brighton .


Hey you guys....I only live 30 minutes away from Brighton....come round and have a cuppa....what a day you chose...pouring with rain and blowing a gale

*putting on seat belt*

I'll just recline back and enjoy the ride.............................

This don't look like Kansas Toto

I broke me leg.

K.Snyder wrote: I broke me leg.


Ohhh K, I will splint that up for you with my knitting needles since Hammy is indisposed...

*watching minks dexterity with the knitting needles*

Grannies are good with those!:)

minks wrote: Ohhh K, I will splint that up for you with my knitting needles since Hammy is indisposed...


She was going to kiss it and make it all feel better too. (wif pout-e wips) :sneaky:

K.Snyder wrote: She was going to kiss it and make it all feel better too. (wif pout-e wips) :sneaky:


Oh CG I just casted off I made a few pairs of booties on this trip... and better wrap up K. I hope he doesn't mind granny lookin after him over Hammy

minks wrote: Oh CG I just casted off I made a few pairs of booties on this trip... and better wrap up K. I hope he doesn't mind granny lookin after him over Hammy


:wah:

K.Snyder wrote: :wah:


Feels forhead of K, okey dokey, if you are laughing you can't be feeling that badly, I tied my best knots on that splint, put your foot up and take it easy, no tripping anyone in the isles.

Nice job.....................

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