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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:45 pm
by valerie
I just won't know what to do with myself if there's no more pink
flamingos!!
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a ... 20342/1002
:-6
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:09 pm
by Clint
Not to worry. I had my male and female stored in seperate boxes. When I saw this I ran to the garage and put them in the same box. Does anybody know how long it takes for the eggs to hatch?
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:37 am
by Nomad
There was an article in a Tampa newspaper a few yrs ago about a guy that kidnapped his neighbors pink flamingo and took it on vacation with him. The owner had no idea what was going on when she started recieving pictures of her flamingo at various locations around the country. A pic of the flamingo at a you are now entering Colorado sign etc. A few weeks later the flamingo was back in her yard. :wah: Good prank.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:05 am
by chonsigirl
:wah: That is a good prank.
I love pink flamingos, I better safeguard the one I have on my yard!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:10 am
by valerie
I have a pink flamingo shirt that's really nice and a little snow globe
with a pink flamingo in it... but no actual lawn "ornaments". My mom
used to have them back in the 60's. We didn't think much of them as
kids but it'd sure be fun to have them again.
They supposedly made some gold commemorative ones for next year!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:17 am
by chonsigirl
In L.A. my home is one of those large mobile homes that looks like a house-4 bedrooms and all. My kids shuddered when I went out and got pink flamingos for the yard-ha! I have always loved them since I was a kid.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:25 am
by Lulu2
CLINT "Does anybody know how long it takes for the eggs to hatch?"
HAH...flamingos are "colony nesters," which means you need from 15-20 individuals before the females will nest. Better get busy snatchin' up neighbors' birds, if you want to try to help save the species!

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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:41 am
by valerie
:yh_rotfl
That's it, Lu, an answer for everything!!
;)
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:51 am
by Lulu2
(Do plastic flamingos lay plastic eggs and eat plastic brine shrimp?)

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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:56 am
by valerie
Look what I found:
"Bird flu hits Florida"
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:02 pm
by Galbally
Sorry this is a hopelessly parochial question, but why would you put a pink plastic famingo on your lawn? I suppose its a bit like the garden knome thing we have here, oh well, different strokes.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:11 pm
by Lulu2
Yup...garden gnomes, plastic flamingos, fake wells and wooden cut-outs of old women bending over (seen from the back.)
I don't know.
We shouldn't ask, I suppose.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:17 pm
by Insomniac
Valerie, that photo is hysterical!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:19 pm
by valerie
Lulu2 wrote: Yup...garden gnomes, plastic flamingos, fake wells and wooden cut-outs of old women bending over (seen from the back.)
I don't know.
We shouldn't ask, I suppose.
:yh_rotfl
What, no '56 Chevy up on blocks?
;)
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:22 pm
by Lulu2
Or a washing machine on the porch?
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:25 pm
by chonsigirl
:wah:
Attached files
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:27 pm
by Lulu2
:wah: :wah: :wah: THAT is FUNNY!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:48 pm
by Marie5656
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:21 pm
by Lulu2
DIVINE! SHE wouldn't've let anyone steal HER flamingos! :sneaky:
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:25 pm
by RedGlitter
Lulu2 wrote: Or a washing machine on the porch?
Or a planter made out of a used toilet filled with marigolds?

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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:29 pm
by Lulu2
You've seen photos of my house?
:wah:
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:31 pm
by RedGlitter
Lulu2 wrote: You've seen photos of my house?
:wah:
*eep!* Um...no? :wah:
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:35 pm
by Lulu2
But--but--the toilet planted with marigolds distracts the eye from the rusting auto bodies on the lawn! :rolleyes:
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:38 pm
by RedGlitter
You have a lawn??! :wah:
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:48 am
by valerie
Hey you guys, see that stuff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck yard of the week"
it's pretty dang funny...
:-6
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:29 pm
by Lulu2
SURE! I HAVE A LAWN! It's planted in WEEDS! We tried grass, but Granma's peein' on it all the time killed it off! Someone keeps stealing the FLAMINGOS!

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:51 pm
by RedGlitter
http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/park.html
Never fails to crack me up..... :wah:
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:54 pm
by Lulu2
DAMN! How can I EVER achieve such tasteful decor?
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:56 pm
by valerie
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:00 pm
by Lulu2
Not to mention Granny's tobacco spit killing off my bougainvilla!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:03 pm
by RedGlitter
:wah: :wah: :wah:
Stop! Sides hurt! Ow!
:wah:
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:04 pm
by valerie
I thought Granma got run over by a reindeer?
:yh_giggle
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:05 pm
by Lulu2
:wah: A few shots of moonshine & she recovered!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:06 pm
by Clint
Lulu2 wrote: SURE! I HAVE A LAWN! It's planted in WEEDS! We tried grass, but Granma's peein' on it all the time killed it off! Someone keeps stealing the FLAMINGOS!

Please don't be offended but before you call the cops consider that the flamingos might have departed on their own. :yh_idea
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:15 pm
by Lulu2
Naw! We had 'em hobbled! Damn things cost to much to let 'em wander!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:17 pm
by RedGlitter
OH MY GOSH!!
I'm busting my SEAMS!!!
More please!! :wah:
I hope nobody is going to tell us we're politically incorrect for this. We'll boot 'em out! :wah:
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:21 pm
by Lulu2
Speaking of BOOTS....I'm gonna' put a BOOT in granny's BUM if she doesn't stop usin' those flamingos like golf clubs when the Jehovah's Witnesses come to visit!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:23 pm
by valerie
Lulu2 wrote: Naw! We had 'em hobbled! Damn things cost to much to let 'em wander!
You know, back on the ranch, we used to have a crafty ol' mare and
she could run with hobbles on... front OR back!!
She uz a good un, fer shure!
:p
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:25 pm
by Lulu2
Cool! We could've put some of those flamingos on her back & watched her DANCE 'em off!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:47 pm
by Clint
Lulu2 wrote: Naw! We had 'em hobbled! Damn things cost to much to let 'em wander!
I'm thinking they could fly hobbled. I mean good grief, I think they'd learn how to get away from Gramma's watering habits.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:50 pm
by Lulu2
Nah...we pinion 'em, too! Those things are EXPENSIVE!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:59 pm
by Clint
Lulu2 wrote: Nah...we pinion 'em, too! Those things are EXPENSIVE!
You have a point. Have you thought about going to art auctions in you area? The thief may know what he has.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:02 pm
by Lulu2
Good idea, Clint! We should check EBAY, too! :wah: "A FLIGHT OF FLAMINGOS" should be very obvious, right?
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:07 pm
by Clint
Lulu2 wrote: Good idea, Clint! We should check EBAY, too! :wah: "A FLIGHT OF FLAMINGOS" should be very obvious, right?
You are talking serious money. A whole flight? They'd be real dumb to go on EBAY with them but it's worth a try. After all, the crook was dumb enough to walk on your grass.:wah: