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I'm completely with you....(what're sprouts?)

BRUSSEL sprouts? Oh, you'll want those! You can offer them to the elephants! Snacks!

Hamster wrote: Good thinking Lulu...D'ya think we could get the elephants to wear the tiaras?


Do you think you could get the elephants to drink the plonk?:-3

Hmmmm...but, the tiaras'll look a LOT better on you two....they'd get lost on those giant elephant heads!

ATTENTION! DO NOT GIVE PLONK TO THE PACHYDERMS! They get "the runs."

Well, on second thought, you'll probably do just as well and won't risk waking the BATS!

Wear the tiaras, though, so's everyone will know your true status!

Trust me on this one....riding up to the pub on an elephant while wearing one's tiara is GUARANTEED to earn a few drinkies from the rest of the mob!

One WILL stand out! :-6 As one should!

You know, I've got visions of you two ending up on street crime uk 5 or something, lol :wah:

It's illegal to ride elephants after one's had a few toddies?

(Hamster, be sure to check their brake lights and registration documents!)

Hamster wrote: Police Ociffer: Madam please step away from th elephant

Hammy & Pinky: We dint do nuffin :-3

Police Ociffer : Madam please stop fondling my helmet!!

Hammy & Pinky : Let's leg it!!!!


:yh_ooooo

step Away From The Truncheon!

They're not like DOGS or HORSES, Pinks...you do have to give them directions to get home.:rolleyes:

Pinky wrote: Oh, ok then:(

Wowee, I didn't know you could fit an elephant up a back alley! I have no idea where we're going, but I can't remember Hammy's house being this way:-3


lol, how is it possible for two women to cause such destruction!! :wah:

Don't forget to use your turn indicators....wouldn't want to add to a ticket, now, would we? :wah:

(Ummmm....Pinks....that's NOT his "trunk." And traffic is stopping because, well, it's quite a spectacular sight!) :rolleyes:

Lie down on his head and hold on!

Drape him with a bed sheet and try to look inconspicuous!

All right, you two! I'm going out now....don't LET me return home and find you girls in GAOL! (I love that word!)

Have fun...have a toast to me, ok, and to all of us in the Garden who're glad you're having such fun together. If you see anyone in a kilt--pinch his bum for me!

Hamster wrote: Lol..we are off into the real world soon to cause mayhem..but there is a certain Scottish bloke who may get his bum pinched


:yh_ooooo;)

Pinky wrote: And maybe an American bloke, and an Irish bloke and even an English bloke, haha!


Bad pinky, bad, bad pinky, lol!!

Pinky wrote: And maybe an American bloke, and an Irish bloke and even an English bloke, haha!


Can you get one of 'em to pinch mine? :sneaky:

Wish I was partying with you guys :-4

i saw a pic of you two eating some chocolate on the front page... :sneaky:

where is it?

Hammy & Pinky - two kewl kats going out for a night on the town!

Five hours later - nelliephants going home....but where are Hammy & Pinky?



HAVE A FUN NIGHT OUT GIRLS!

..Ok i dare you both..................to dress up and go to your local fire station and tell them its your hen night and you want a big kiss from a hunky fireman :yh_bigsmi ...... . First one down the firemans pole ....gets a gold star :yh_star :yh_wink

Hamster wrote: Ok ..we are back..and no elephants were harmed in the making of this night out....

I was the first to grab a fireman by his pole!!!! :-6
Good greif :-2:wah:

lol, how I wish I could have been there tonight :wah:

Hamster wrote: Lol...I am getting a few PM's asking for photos!!!! :wah:

Most of the ones we have are not postable!


:wah::wah:

Pinky wrote: No, she speaks the truth:-3




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