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I opened a package of dog treats yesterday morning and gave Buster one.

Last night I couldn't find the open package of treats. I immediately thought, "I threw it away by mistake, didn't I?"

I went through the trash (c'mon you've done it too!!) and found them at the bottom of the kitchen basket.

I have got into the car and driven off merrily, probably singing. Then found myself at work when I've meant to go to the shops, or vice versa...

Go Snoozie!!

SnoozeControl;441152 wrote: I was just telling Cher about this, so I'll do this the lazy way and copy/paste.

As I said in another thread, I dreamed I was standing in line next to Jake Gyllanhaal at a buffet restaurant... Cher then asked me about the food:


Snoozie

Maybe you just need to grab someone and have sex



and then tell us about it :p

It's nice to know I'm not alone in this world.

Has anyone else gone into the shower in reading glasses and wondering why the world is all misty suddenly??

nope but I have gotten into the shower with a few pieces of clothing on.

AussiePam;441167 wrote: Has anyone else gone into the shower in reading glasses and wondering why the world is all misty suddenly??


Sometimes

I have my best recollections in the shower

I do some great thinking in there

I have done this many times. While doing carpentry work I have spent 10 min or more looking for my pencil and come to find out it was behind my ear.

Yep beginning to think Hamster needs to go back to bed and get up again, on the other side.

Wanting to warm something up in the microwave and instead put it in the fridge. :-5 More than once I have run around the house trying to find my cup of coffee that I set down someplace.

Pinky;441206 wrote: God yeah!!! I'm always losing cups of tea:rolleyes:

Last week I did the fridge thing as well..I bought some eggs and some new underwear...I left the eggs in the drawer and the undies in the fridge:o

Crikey, maybe I'm more distracted than I thought!


You put the undies where???







oh I am sooo not goin there

Pinky;441210 wrote: In the fridge...Oh crikey!!!!

I hate to think what Freud would make of that:yh_blush


There would be some extra time on the couch for that one I'm sure. :sneaky:

Pinky;441221 wrote: That may be the trouble I think:-3

but not with freud:o


Perhaps he would have a young intern on his staff?

yup i gotta be mad i still eat sue's cooking i admit being drunk helps



talk about flash in the pan

I once drove right by the smaller town I live in. Got almost 20 miles past it and thought " why is it taking me so long to get home" then I came up on a roadside sign that said I was only 2 miles rom a town 20 miles away.:-2

I suffer OCD and in the past depression. This was very prevalent when I was young.

At age 14, I didn't know what was wrong with me, and thought I was mad, so tried to hide the symptoms from everyone - this was very tiring to say the least.

Now, nothing makes me think I'm going mad - because I know what signs to look for and tend to catch them before they escalate. I've been completely fluoxetine free for almost 4 years and can't see myself going backwards now...

I do wonder about a lot of people around me though......

my advice for those who may think they're going bonkers is to talk openly to someone you trust about how you're feeling, no matter how weird it seems. Another viewpoint on the situation may be all you need, or perhaps just a bit more support?

Talk it out - that's what I'm saying, I guess!

YZGI;441250 wrote: I once drove right by the smaller town I live in. Got almost 20 miles past it and thought " why is it taking me so long to get home" then I came up on a roadside sign that said I was only 2 miles rom a town 20 miles away.:-2


i had to pick my mate up from london airport after waiting for an hour i rang him and said for crying out loud where are you



he said i'm here at the desk now where are you i said i'm at the desk heathrow he said great i'm at gatwick



well who's stupid idea was it to have two airports in london thats just asking for trouble

Being insane is fun. Its also an excuse to get away with things you normally wouldnt.

My friend and I are going to the zoo this weekend, we are going to run out screaming, "run for your life, they're loose!!"



Think I'd get arressted?

DesignerGal;441297 wrote: Being insane is fun. Its also an excuse to get away with things you normally wouldnt.

My friend and I are going to the zoo this weekend, we are going to run out screaming, "run for your life, they're loose!!"



Think I'd get arressted?


Not arrested just probably put in the empty cages

How about putting a desk in a lift (elevator) and asking everyone who comes in "can I help you?"

Supersilly@rse;441306 wrote: How about putting a desk in a lift (elevator) and asking everyone who comes in "can I help you?"


your a funny guy

OMG! I do stuff like that ALL the time... :wah:

jimbo;441355 wrote: your a funny guy


I think she's a funny gal

PINKS "I bought some eggs and some new underwear...I left the eggs in the drawer and the undies in the fridge"

I did that with lettuce and a pair of shoes!

:-3

I often point my car keys at some random door and press the central locking button to make them open? Did that yesterday. I know where I get it from though, when I was a baby, my mom left me on the supermarket checkout in Birmingham. She got home with the shopping and my dad said, erm wheres the baby? She had to run back across the city to get me, poor me :-1 , oh well musn't grumble. :wah:

Pinky;441210 wrote: In the fridge...Oh crikey!!!!

I hate to think what Freud would make of that:yh_blush


Indeed pinky, my office 11 am. Oh dear, this reminds me of the girl who had the phobia about fridges and candelabras.