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I would have told him she was out, with Mr. Stairmaster............................

I make them all the time

Wendybird;442296 wrote: She has me on speed dial


Thats cause you enjoy it

All the time it has gotten so bad that when I pick up the phone if they don't identify them selves is a second I hang up. Just drives me nuts..:-5

I remember when I was younger. The phone rang at my parents house. My aunt, who was sitting by the phone answered it "Bohm's Mortuary, did someone die?". The person, of course, hung up. Rang again, my aunt answered again "Bohm's Mortuary". Second hang up....ring again. This time my aunt just said "Hello". Then I heard, no, the phone did not ring here..why? Turned out it was a familhy member, who got all confused.:-6

A while back i kept getting a large number of calls from a mobile phone marketing company .These people are idiots , brain dead, and i would literally get into slanging matches with them,,, sooooo one day id had about four calls and my head was about to explode i was so irate so when the phone rang the next time i picked it and said "yes Sarahs whore house " there was a short pause ...then my mother said "hello its mum" ::o ...oops

I had one perv asking me what colour knickers i had on, when i said white with stains he hung up

pantsonfire321@aol.com;442368 wrote: A while back i kept getting a large number of calls from a mobile phone marketing company .These people are idiots , brain dead, and i would literally get into slanging matches with them,,, sooooo one day id had about four calls and my head was about to explode i was so irate so when the phone rang the next time i picked it and said "yes Sarahs whore house " there was a short pause ...then my mother said "hello its mum" ::o ...oops




I had a foriegn twit on yesterday trying to get me to have another contract phone, he wouldn't take no for an answer, told me to give my current phone to a family member or a friend :rolleyes: yeah, like I'm going to pay out for two contracts!

What makes me laugh is they can't speak english properly, they just repeat their scripts when you ask them a difficult question, I hung up on him in the end! :-5

pantsonfire321@aol.com;442368 wrote: A while back i kept getting a large number of calls from a mobile phone marketing company .These people are idiots , brain dead, and i would literally get into slanging matches with them,,, sooooo one day id had about four calls and my head was about to explode i was so irate so when the phone rang the next time i picked it and said "yes Sarahs whore house " there was a short pause ...then my mother said "hello its mum" ::o ...oops


:yh_rotfl

i rang up my supplier the only one that can supply me some one i cant afford to fall out with



i usually got answered by some right obnoxiouse twat who really used to keep me on hold a proper jobsworth



after being on hold for ages and ages i heard the click phone went dead



i rang back the phone was answered i said before twat had a chance to talk you pencil necked horrible little twat you keep hanging up on me i'm gonna come down that yard and wring your scrawny little neck



this really posh voice said who the hell is this



eek i thought , i said who the hell is that



do you know who your speaking too he said



i said know who



he said nigel martins managing director





i said in a sarcastic tone of voice and do you know who your speaking too





he said as a matter of fact i dont



i said thank god for that and put the phone down

That was cool, Jimbo!

Tell them off!

What I really do, is let them give 2-3 sentences of speal, then ask for their manager. No if, and or 'nuttin. Either they hang up, or the dummies get the manager. I them inform them I am on the Do Not Call List, and the next call if placed will be reported......................

Yeah I love those telemarketers. They have Indians ( Red Dot on forehead Indians not arrow shooting Indians ) that cant speak english call me to sell me something. I tell em to learn english then call me back because I would really like to know what I am buying before I agree.:-2

YZGI;442526 wrote: They have Indians ( Red Dot on forehead Indians not arrow shooting Indians )


:yh_rotfl

do you always say it that way??

sunny104;442546 wrote: :yh_rotfl



do you always say it that way??


Well one needs to clarify.