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Hello all. I am the Grinch of '06. i bring you misery, joylessness, and a general mood of Humbuggery.

I loathe Christmas. I absolutely detest this blasted hloiday. Try as i might to end the horrific holiday, it just keeps coming.

I have come here to declare war on Santa's cheery followers.

Nothing you can say will change my mind. I have heard it all. But I will wish you the worst of luck trying to convince me otherwise.

Ba-Humbug.

SnoozeControl;442929 wrote: You misspelled your title.


:wah: Spelling Police!

i went to public school.

You must have sat third row from the back, let me get out my old list of students...............................:sneaky:

chonsigirl;442941 wrote: You must have sat third row from the back, let me get out my old list of students...............................:sneaky:


Hmmmm...

no, i think i'd remember a big Fuzzy bunny as a teacher. Their cuteness repulses me.

Ho Ho Ho Grinch.

No No No Humbuggery! This is a season of joy, goodwill and blessings. I will send you soft fluffy snowflakes and angels playing harps to soften your mood and I will send you milk and cookies so your not a hungry grumpy grinch. Cards and presents will arrive on your doorstep over the christmas period and you will see it is a joyful season with lots of good things in it.

Happy Christmas my old grinch buddy. Ho Ho Ho.

Love from

SnoozeControl;442929 wrote: You misspelled your title.


there, is that better?

Didn't you used to live down the street, Grinch '06?

Secret_Santa_2006;442946 wrote: Ho Ho Ho Grinch.

No No No Humbuggery! This is a season of joy, goodwill and blessings. I will send you soft fluffy snowflakes and angels playing harps to soften your mood and I will send you milk and cookies so your not a hungry grumpy grinch. Cards and presents will arrive on your doorstep over the christmas period and you will see it is a joyful season with lots of good things in it.

Happy Christmas my old grinch buddy. Ho Ho Ho.

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snowflakes and angels?? You big blubbery pile pf reindeer flop. don't make me puke.

those little angels sould show up at my doorstep screeching their little lungs out. which would make them hoarse. with all those fluffy snowflakes falling, they would surely get cold. which means they would want some hot coco to warm them up and soothe their throats.

but you know little girls, once they've had something to drink, soon they'll have to pee. which means they'll have to come in and use MY bathroom, taking MY toilet paper, running up MY water bill. stinking up the whole place with their cute little angel farts.

Nasty!

welcomewagonladies;442953 wrote: Didn't you used to live down the street, Grinch '06?


i have never lived near a bunch of little old ladies. little old ladies creep me out. and that's saying something!

always wanting to give a kiss with those leathery raisin lips. and don't get me started on your whispy mustache. yuck!

Interests:

Thinking up plans for world domination. kicking my Dog, Trading IMs with Wile E. Coyote. Occupation:

self-employed Favorite Music:

fingernails on a chalk board.

cats getting squished.

Grinch - were you a neglected child? Didn't anyone ever caress you and pet you like most animals.??

Patsy

A grinch and a secret bloody santa. Already. Hey lemme remind you folk. We haven't even suffered Halloween yet, let alone the Mighty Melbourne Cup horsie race (my horse from last year still hasn't arrived at the finish!!!), Thanksgiving etc. Let's get through all these first before we start renting Bad Santa, decking the halls, doing our own creative versions of Chrissie carols, and generally being of good cheer... :sneaky:

Oh no!

I'm putting my money on Santa! :guitarist

It's the classic Good vs. Evil

But I must admit

Mr. Grinch looks like a badass

Did you ever play games as a child, Grinch?

I heard a naughty rumor about Santa and Grinch at band camp. I hope it's not true, wind instruments shouldn't be abused in such a way.

I remember how you tooted your own horn alot, Ghostie....................

When Grinch isnt doing his drag queen shows hes having sex with Santa.











And his little helpers.





































And he plays reindeer games (if you know what I mean *wink*)

so.... are we supposed to figure out who Grinch is, or what?