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Snooze, I may have missed something obvious but what are you talking about with the foil??

It is well know that Saggitarians are the true rulers of the Zodiac and that some day all the other, lesser signs shall bow before us. All hail Jupiter. :-6

Galbally;443088 wrote: It is well know that Saggitarians are the true rulers of the Zodiac and that some day all the other, lesser signs shall bow before us. All hail Jupiter. :-6


I'm with Dr. G on this one! :guitarist

cherandbuster;443175 wrote: I'm with Dr. G on this one! :guitarist


YES! One day they shall realize that we are the chosen ones C&B!

Galbally;443179 wrote: YES! One day they shall realize that we are the chosen ones C&B!


Indeed we are, my friend

People should get on their knees in front of us

:yh_ttth :yh_ttth





Your all full of it! :yh_rotfl :yh_bigsmi

SnoozeControl;442963 wrote: What's with all the fake personas (Grinch and Santa) claiming to be Capricorns.

Jesus was a Capricorn. It's disrespectful to say you are when you really aren't. Because Caps are the best and the brightest in the whole world. And I really do use an entire 15 rolls of foil to line my apartment's bathroom when I take a shower. Doesn't everyone?


zzzzzzzzzzzzz:yh_sleep

It's a well documented fact Libras are the sexiest..

SnoozeControl;443263 wrote: No no no! It's Scorpio that's the sex sign. No offense here... they're generally sort of ass holes, but waaaaay sexy.


Either of your exes a Scorpio?

SnoozeControl;443200 wrote: You've heard of foil hats to keep out the mental rays from space aliens, right? Well, you're at your most vulnerable in the shower (I mean, duh! You're naked and wet, right?) so I've got my entire bathroom lined with foil. Just common sense, really.


OK?

SnoozeControl;443263 wrote: No no no! It's Scorpio that's the sex sign. No offense here... they're generally sort of ass holes, but waaaaay sexy.




Ahem............... sort of ass holes??? :p I love you too Snooze.

SnoozeControl;443273 wrote: :wah: they're sort of hot heads, but fascinating people... very passionate.


Passionate is great

But is often accompanied by another extreme behavior on the opposite end

Which kind of sucks

SnoozeControl;443276 wrote: Oops! Sorry about that. My fave people (generally) are Scorpios... a lot of excitement there.


I went out with a scopio girl once, It took me ages to be able to walk straight afterwards. :wah: Its true she was very highly sexed, and very intense, and a bit of a mentalist, but she was from Co. Wexford so maybe that had something to do with it.

SnoozeControl;443281 wrote: I had the same situation with a Leo, but I prefer to think it was because I was a sexy ass bitch.


You are probably right, i'd say your a right devil when you get going, I always end up with flipping librans, it never works. :wah:

Galbally;443279 wrote: I went out with a scopio girl once, It took me ages to be able to walk straight afterwards. :wah: Its true she was very highly sexed, and very intense, and a bit of a mentalist, but she was from Co. Wexford so maybe that had something to do with it.




:wah: Yes we're very passionate, but also very loyal. We tend to fall quick and hard. Which is a bit of a pain.

I haven't ever gone out with a fellow Scorpio yet, bet that would be interesting!

cherandbuster;443269 wrote: Either of your exes a Scorpio?


I'm not surprised your a saggitarrius, apparently saggitarians are best with other sagitarrians, I like sagi women, they know what they want, and they are usually funny as well, just like you! :sneaky:

Galbally;443284 wrote: You are probably right, i'd say your a right devil when you get going, I always end up with flipping librans, it never works. :wah:




Don't spend so much time at the library then Galbally!

Galbally;443288 wrote: I'm not surprised your a saggitarrius, apparently saggitarians are best with other sagitarrians, I like sagi women, they know what they want, and they are usually funny as well, just like you! :sneaky:


Thanks Dr. G

What else do you know about us Sagitarrians? I don't know much about the specific characteristics of each Zodiac sign, so I'm curious . . . :-6

Betty Boop;443287 wrote: :wah: Yes we're very passionate, but also very loyal. We tend to fall quick and hard. Which is a bit of a pain.

I haven't ever gone out with a fellow Scorpio yet, bet that would be interesting!


Yes ye have good qualities alright, definetly good for some wild passion, I'd hate to be the house when two scorpians were upstairs though, you wouldn't be able to hear the telly!

Galbally;443292 wrote: Yes ye have good qualities alright, definetly good for some wild passion, I'd hate to be the house when two scorpians were upstairs though, you wouldn't be able to hear the telly!




Two scorpians, do you think they'd even make it up the stairs! :wah:

I have been drawn to another Scorp, but we were both in relationships at the time so we behaved, but there was a huge chemistry there.

SnoozeControl;443297 wrote: My very best and favorite female friends have been Sags. Seriously.


May I consider myself one of them? :p :-4

cherandbuster;443291 wrote: Thanks Dr. G

What else do you know about us Sagitarrians? I don't know much about the specific characteristics of each Zodiac sign, so I'm curious . . . :-6


Well, apparently we are jokers, a bit loadmouthed and like the sound of our own voices, we are somewhat unreliable as lovers, we prefer the hunt to the kill, we don't mind making eejits of ourselves, we are also wise, and we are seekers, and we are more than anything blunt to a fault and open about ourselves. Despite the fact that I don't believe in astrology I must admit that I do have quite a few of those things in me. Strange init, you are a bit sagi as well, flirty, funny, open, you probably have some good qualities as well, my kinda gal. :rolleyes:

Galbally;443300 wrote: you probably have some good qualities as well, my kinda gal. :rolleyes:


Let me be blunt here

If I wasn't married

I'd be after you like white on rice :guitarist

Betty Boop;443290 wrote: Don't spend so much time at the library then Galbally!


You can meet some interesting women in the library you know, I never said I didn' like Librans, we have a lot of fun, but it doesn't work out, probably my fault, oh well. Moving on.

cherandbuster;443303 wrote: Let me be blunt here

If I wasn't married

I'd be after you like white on rice :guitarist


Glad to hear it, spicin up your curry wouldn't be a chore at all. :wah:

SnoozeControl;443301 wrote: Do you have a hot temper, Betty? I'm trying not to generalize, but every Scorp I've known has been quick to anger.




No, I don't, I'm actually so laid back I'm horizontal. Ask Hammy!



In eleven years of marriage he made me loose it big time once and once only, that was scary and my fist hurt for days because I'm ashamed to say I hit him and I guess that just took me down to his level.

SnoozeControl;443305 wrote: I'd be all over him like a $3 girdle on a fat lady.


I like the way your thinking, definetly the right part of the body, I might be a pain with my thoughtless saggitarian ways though, Capricorns take things to heart, we sagi's are a bit too lighthearted sometimes.

Betty Boop;443308 wrote: No, I don't, I'm actually so laid back I'm horizontal. Ask Hammy!



In eleven years of marriage he made me loose it big time once and once only, that was scary and my fist hurt for days because I'm ashamed to say I hit him and I guess that just took me down to his level.


Point taken, my scorpio never hit me, though she probably wanted to, but she was quite a lady as well, I will say that straight off.

Galbally;443320 wrote: Point taken, my scorpio never hit me, though she probably wanted to, but she was quite a lady as well, I will say that straight off.




Hang on, I don't go around hitting men usually, he told me to, was goading me to do it, but in hindsight it was foolish

Betty Boop;443325 wrote: Hang on, I don't go around hitting men usually, he told me to, was goading me to do it, but in hindsight it was foolish


I didn't mean you girl!, you see there you go being all intense and scorpio and theres me being an eejit like a saggitarrius, this is where all the trouble usually starts! :wah:

Galbally;443336 wrote: I didn't mean you girl!, you see there you go being all intense and scorpio and theres me being an eejit like a saggitarrius, this is where all the trouble usually starts! :wah:




:wah: I can't read one of your posts without it going through my head in an irish accent! Now thats something worth getting intense about!

Betty Boop;443339 wrote: :wah: I can't read one of your posts without it going through my head in an irish accent! Now thats something worth getting intense about!


You can hear what I sound like here somehwere, whats the name of that thread? Apparently my accent was popular, though I think I sound like Father Ted on an acid trip, but thats just me. I dunno, your tempting, but being a scorpio I'd probably only be fit for accident and emergency after you'd finished with me.

Galbally;443344 wrote: You can hear what I sound like here somehwere, whats the name of that thread? Apparently my accent was popular, though I think I sound like Father Ted on an acid trip, but thats just me. I dunno, your tempting, but being a scorpio I'd probably only be fit for accident and emergency after you'd finished with me.




:wah: You'd be well looked after, my brother works in the local A & E.



Sigh........... back to the dyson.

Pinky;443626 wrote: At least they come with attachments to choose from Boops, haha!:D




Do they?? I appear to have lost them somewhere then!

Pinky;443673 wrote: Have you checked under the bed? Behind the sofa? In the fridge? (Don't ask!):rolleyes:




I'll take a look tomorrow :rolleyes:

Santa and scrooge are having sex, theyre in cahoots and will stoop to any level. Even so far as claiming to be capricorns. That just burns me right up :-5