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Ghads, made me think of the worst phone call I ever made to a parent of one of my students. He was on his cell, using the facilities-I put my male team leader on the phone when the man kept blabbing to me like nothing was going on! *yuch*

Is it something to do with the control of the muscle?

Just be glad they can't cause lightening with that storm, snooze..................

chonsigirl;443474 wrote: Ghads, made me think of the worst phone call I ever made to a parent of one of my students. He was on his cell, using the facilities-I put my male team leader on the phone when the man kept blabbing to me like nothing was going on! *yuch*


Yeah, I hate it when I get a phone call while I'm writing my name

:wah: Oh Unc'!

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.



Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.






Could have been clogged up with love junk.

Nomad;443485 wrote: Could have been clogged up with love junk.
Now there's a romantic picture!

Nomad;443485 wrote: Could have been clogged up with love junk.


I thought men made sure that never happened :sneaky:

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.

Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.


A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.


sue says i must improve my aim i say who aims :sneaky:

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.


You watch guys having a pee, yyyuuuccckkkk, it's bad enough hearing it :wah:

SuzyB;443533 wrote: You watch guys having a pee, yyyuuuccckkkk, it's bad enough hearing it :wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.




Ive never even seen foreskin let alone doing tricks with it. So thats what its for then ?

Nomad;443538 wrote: Ive never even seen foreskin let alone doing tricks with it. So thats what its for then ?


Isn't it gift wrapping? :-3

Uncle Kram;443545 wrote: Isn't it gift wrapping? :-3


Stuck down with what :sneaky:

A topic I have never considered. Though the using the phone while going is definatly a guy thing...my husband does it too.

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.

Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.


Good god woman i worry about you ...what do you do when your really bored ...listen to them having a dump :yh_sigh

I know it's slightly off subject but when I was having my daughter she needed a bit of help coming out so the midwife put in a catheter emptied my bladder and took it away to be measured. She came back and said 'no wonder baby won't come out, that was nearly a litre'



Nearly 12 years later hubby still finds it amusing (sad sod)

Nomad;443538 wrote: Ive never even seen foreskin


Neither have I (two Jewish husbands and all:rolleyes: )

Anyone else here *never* seen foreskin?

Diuretic;444924 wrote: I used to have one. Lost it at 12 years of age. Can't remember a thing about it :wah:


Did you really lose it at 12 years of age?

I have a tendency to be gullible, Di

So please handle me with care

Di

So even though I've never met you

You'd look familiar to me from the waist down :guitarist

SnoozeControl;444940 wrote: I was 21 before I saw an uncircumcised penis. I was struck by the resemblance to a turtleneck sweater there was.


:wah: :wah:

SnoozeControl;444940 wrote: I was 21 before I saw an uncircumcised penis. I was struck by the resemblance to a turtleneck sweater there was.




:wah: I've never seen one, did you get a photo Snooze?

Hey

I was just thinking

Does anyone know

In magazines like "Playgirl" or others with naked men

Are most of the men circumcized or uncircumcized? :-6

cherandbuster;444948 wrote: Hey

I was just thinking

Does anyone know

In magazines like "Playgirl" or others with naked men

Are most of the men circumcized or uncircumcized? :-6


You see both, but most of them are shaved so they look longer, so i've been told :sneaky: :sneaky:

Diuretic;444960 wrote: :wah:



Well, all men are created equal of course
*Ahem* Some more equal than others.

Accountable;444961 wrote: *Ahem* Some more equal than others.


some have a +and+ which def makes a positive=

some have a -and- which makes a negitive =

I've done both sums :sneaky: :wah:

Sorry fellas -



Size matters!!:sneaky:

Imladris;444983 wrote: Sorry fellas -



Size matters!!:sneaky:


Girth is important

cherandbuster;444984 wrote:

Girth is important




Oh! yes!!!!:sneaky: :wah:

Imladris;444985 wrote: Oh! yes!!!!:sneaky: :wah:


Notice that Ichick used FIVE exclamation points in her post :sneaky:

Diuretic;444988 wrote: Ah that;s why people like Girth Brooks!


Ouch! :wah:

cherandbuster;444987 wrote: Notice that Ichick used FIVE exclamation points in her post :sneaky:




For good reason but don't tell!!

cherandbuster;444984 wrote:

Girth is important
What? I've been working out.

:-3

Diuretic;445003 wrote: Uh-oh.........girth around the waist as oppose to girth around the.........not meaning the girth going......



Okay I'm out of this one

Heck when did I get all New Age sensitive... :-3


:wah: :wah:

:yh_rotfl