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Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:38 am
by Carl44
i actually have a jim fixed it for me t shirt i used to hate that show i cant believe they would start it up again have you any idea how much payback micky taking i'm owed i'll be slaughtered in the pub
every time i used to go in the pub i'd get now then now then now then jim can you fix it for me to get a pint of cider etc waving a pretend cigar
nooooooooo:-1
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:06 am
by buttercup
Dear Jim
Could you fix it for Tom Cruise NOT to play spock in any upcoming Star Trek movie?
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:14 am
by Uncle Kram
Dear Jim
Can you fix it for me to have my own show.
P.S. I can lay my hands on a shell-suit at short notice
Yours Insincerely
Uncle Kram aged 46½
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Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:49 am
by Carl44
just got sue outa bed for this one
no moobs but the chins need some work :wah: :wah:
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:48 am
by Marie5656
Jim, can you fix it so I get a bigger paycheck every week???
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:53 am
by Carl44
Marie5656;444039 wrote: Jim, can you fix it so I get a bigger paycheck every week???
look would of really hurt you to of mentioned the shirt :-1 :-1
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:57 am
by Marie5656
jimbo;444047 wrote: look would of really hurt you to of mentioned the shirt :-1 :-1
LOVE THE SHIRT , JIMBO!!
And the guy wearing it ain't to shabby either.
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:58 am
by Carl44
Marie5656;444049 wrote: LOVE THE SHIRT , JIMBO!!
And the guy wearing it ain't to shabby
either.
why thank you
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:45 am
by SuzyB
Jim fixed it for me
Oh yeh, love the shirt
Ps you happy now?
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:35 am
by RedGlitter
COOL SHIRT JIMBO!
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:12 am
by Yavanna
Dear Jim'll Fix It
Can you fix it for me to have my lady lumps surgically enhanced?
Thanks in advance
Trinny Woodall
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:16 pm
by Uncle Kram
ArnoldLayne;444419 wrote: Dear Jim 'll Fix It
Could you surgically remove this comfy chair from my arse and this cream bun from my gob. Could you also fix it for me not to appear so much of a lazy git.
Yours John Prescott, Deputy Prime Minister
:wah:
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:33 pm
by abbey
ArnoldLayne;444419 wrote: Dear Jim 'll Fix It
Could you surgically remove this comfy chair from my arse and this cream bun from my gob. Could you also fix it for me not to appear so much of a lazy git.
Yours John Prescott, Deputy Prime MinisterBun's gone, just working on the chair!
Jim'll Fix It
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:15 am
by Yavanna
Dear Jim'll Fix It
Can you fix it for me to have a gay affair with a rent boy? I've always wanted one and it would make me look sooooo metrosexual.....Besides, everyone else in the Party seems to have had one and I'm feeling a bit left out....
Yours sincerely
David Cameron, Conservative
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:16 am
by Carl44
Pinky;444550 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Can Jim fix it for him to get a mirror as well? No, not for his face...
good one pinks:wah: :wah: