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you know like you want a kebab and you say to your partner do you want one



no no , are you sure coz your not having any of mine



i 'll get you your own one but your not having any of mine now are you sure



no no



you walk half a mile home then she says let me have just a bite then promptly eats the lot , leaving you starving



well sue always does that to me



i said tonight i'm having a ham sandwich do you want one ....no no no



i''m not giving you any of mine ,i'll make you one if you want with a nice cup of tea , no no no



so i made my sandwhich put it on the bed then went to the bathroom





and waited sure enough 10 seconds later YOU BASTARD



ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts

jimbo;447053 wrote: you know like you want a kebab and you say to your partner do you want one



no no , are you sure coz your not having any of mine



i 'll get you your own one but your not having any of mine now are you sure



no no



you walk half a mile home then she says let me have just a bite then promptly eats the lot , leaving you starving



well sue always does that to me



i said tonight i'm having a ham sandwich do you want one ....no no no



i''m not giving you any of mine ,i'll make you one if you want with a nice cup of tea , no no no



so i made my sandwhich put it on the bed then went to the bathroom





and waited sure enough 10 seconds later YOU BASTARD



ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts


That is cruel - you're in *so* much trouble :wah:

worse than the taste in her mouth will be knowing that she's become predictable. :wah:

I'm waiting for Suzy to sign on........................:yh_whistl

Pinky;447065 wrote: LMAO!!! The last person that called me predictable got a spoonful of ice-cream on the forehead:wah:


I knew you were going to say that

:wah: Jimbo, you'd better be careful for a while! Look behind you and stuff. :wah:

That's funny! Not as funny as "Sinister Sammie Snatcher" though! That should be Suzy's new signature line!

jimbo;447053 wrote:







ANTICIPATING SUCH TREACHERY ID LACED THE SARNIE WITH RED HOT LIME CHUTNEY

am i a bad boy or did the sinister sarnie snatcher get her just deserts


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Sorry Suze but :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl





A friend was telling me the other day that he'd annoyed his wife, she got her revenge with too much mustard in his sarnie.....it's obviously catching!!

Everythings fair game in our house ..try putting food down for a smidgen of a second,if the old man don't get it the bloody dog will :rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447808 wrote: Everythings fair game in our house ..try putting food down for a smidgen of a second,if the old man don't get it the bloody dog will :rolleyes:


how much do you eat then :wah:

jimbo;447809 wrote: how much do you eat then :wah:


Well i like kids but i cant eat a whole one

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447816 wrote: Well i like kids but i cant eat a whole one
your cool pants there is a joke but i dont want you on my case again i girl and the relentless rodent are bad enough:rolleyes:

jimbo;447821 wrote: your cool pants there is a joke but i dont want you on my case again i girl and the relentless rodent are bad enough:rolleyes:


Oy! I heard that Jimbo!!



xx:sneaky:

Imladris;448000 wrote: Oy! I heard that Jimbo!!



xx:sneaky:


oh oh:(

jimbo;448005 wrote: oh oh:(


Don't you 'oh oh' me sunny jim! You're just asking for a spanking or am I thinking of a different thread:sneaky: :sneaky:

Imladris;448012 wrote: Don't you 'oh oh' me sunny jim! You're just asking for a spanking or am I thinking of a different thread:sneaky: :sneaky:




beats me:sneaky:

jimbo;448019 wrote: beats me:sneaky:


:wah: :wah: :wah:

Jim just stood on a plug :wah: :wah:

Oh, oh, his little tootsies must be dancing!

chonsigirl;448173 wrote: Oh, oh, his little tootsies must be dancing!


jimbo dont dance



unless he has too much too drink and then he thinks he is one of the chippendales which leeds to him being dragged off the dance floor by his ear by a very angry suzy b

Pinky;448178 wrote: I bet that was electrifying for him, lol!


giulty as charged

Jimbo - I've gotta say mate...you ALWAYS make me laugh :wah:

Uncle Kram;448182 wrote: Jimbo - I've gotta say mate...you ALWAYS make me laugh :wah:




sue says that when i'm undressing

jimbo-i always get a charge out of your posts!!!:wah:

guppy;448189 wrote: jimbo-i always get a charge out of your posts!!!:wah:


your damn right you do that will be $20 please



what have i charged too much?

is there a picture of you my barracuda buddy i know what most people look like i really dont have a clue about you



it would be nice to put a face to the mocking posts you make , so if you happen to have one post it here i'd never find it doh:o

Pinky;448187 wrote: Don't tell me you have to do the elephant impression too?:rolleyes:


oh sue told you about the dung on the landing look no one saw who did that just coz i eat the most does not mean that was me:o

I'm sure you are completely innocent, Jimbo!

chonsigirl;448212 wrote: I'm sure you are completely innocent, Jimbo!


thanks chonsi :-4