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My all time favourite has to be superglueing my friends arse to the bog seat ...always makes me chuckle :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447828 wrote: My all time favourite has to be superglueing my friends arse to the bog seat ...always makes me chuckle :wah:


i rammed an apple up my mates exhaust pipe forgot about it he broke down not far from his house the aa would not come as he was to close to home

he had to get out a machanic which he had to pay for by the hour and it took him ages for funnely enough he never thought to look up the exhaust pipe

my mate swears that if he ever finds out who the rotten sabatour was he will take a terrible revenge on him

i just hope he dont join f g for only we know it was none other than his old mate jimbo :sneaky:

i put exlax in my ex's tylenol bottle. everytime he got on a drunk he took it. for a year pepto bismol layed on the dash of all our vehicles.

I could never play a trick on anyone...

sunny104;447852 wrote: I could never play a trick on anyone...


You little fibber ..i bet you have :wah:

A few years back I had one of my employees call up my brother. He told my brother he was from the health department. A lady had come into the clinic and was found to have a S.T.D. and she named my brother as one of her sexual encounters so he needed to come in to the clinic and be tested. He took off work and went down to the clinic. The lady receptionist looked at him queer when he told her that he had been called by the clinic to come and get tested for S.T.D's. She told him that the clinic doesnt make those kind of calls. Perplexed he left and went to another clinic the lady there told him the same thing. Finally he went to his own doctor. Went into the examination room and told his doctor about the phone call. The doctor just started laughing at him and told him it sounded like someone was playing a joke on him but while he is here he might as well get checked. I still laugh to this day when I think about it.

YZGI;447877 wrote: A few years back I had one of my employees call up my brother. He told my brother he was from the health department. A lady had come into the clinic and was found to have a S.T.D. and she named my brother as one of her sexual encounters so he needed to come in to the clinic and be tested. He took off work and went down to the clinic. The lady receptionist looked at him queer when he told her that he had been called by the clinic to come and get tested for S.T.D's. She told him that the clinic doesnt make those kind of calls. Perplexed he left and went to another clinic the lady there told him the same thing. Finally he went to his own doctor. Went into the examination room and told his doctor about the phone call. The doctor just started laughing at him and told him it sounded like someone was playing a joke on him but while he is here he might as well get checked. I still laugh to this day when I think about it.


a dose of good humour works wonders:D

jimbo;447880 wrote: a dose of good humour works wonders:D


. ..... Just like a dose of the clap ........

pantsonfire321@aol.com;447883 wrote: . ..... Just like a dose of the clap ........




i thought you'd get it:D



mind you the joke was funny also:wah: :wah: