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We've had some conversations here about some female FGers having dreams about male FGers.

Snoozie wondered if the men *ever* have dreams about us . . .

So . . . to our FG men: is there any woman here that has invaded your dreamtime? Step right up and tell us about it!

I dream about the men:yh_blush :yh_drool

:wah: and I didn't read the whole OP ***blushing some more while exiting***

I'd give them nightmares!!:eek:

:wah: looking like that I would guess you probably wood:yh_rotfl

No, no Pinky

My reply was for Imladris

Pinky;448814 wrote: Guys ton't tend to like blunt, to the point girls like me:rolleyes:


Oh I don't agree!

The quieter ones like to *feed* off of the energy of someone like you.

They are complementary personalities, right? (like my husband and me) :-6

Pinky;448820 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Haha!!! It still made me laugh!!!


And me - by the way I don't look like that - that is how i wish hubby looked!!!!!

SnoozeControl;448932 wrote: I'm one of the quieter ones, yet I'm also painfully blunt.How confusing, huh?:-2




About as quite as a train crash i'd say :rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com;448936 wrote: About as quite as a train crash i'd say :rolleyes:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl yes she is

I'm still wondering how you can be both blunt and to the point. I might even lose sleep over it.

Pinky;449140 wrote: Anyway...I think you deserve a big round of applause for being the first (and probably only) bloke brave enough to post in this thread, haha!I'm here on false pretences though - I've not dreamed of anyone on FG. That's entirely my lack of imagination, Pinky, not a reflection on the local talent.

I am here talking up for my sex, the men. Peronally I am a bad example because I rarely have erotic dreams any more though maybe that will change. Unfortunatly when I do have such dreams they are ususally about completely random women such as the bass player from New Order, my religion teacher from 4th year, or Kirsty Waulk, or some random women I saw about 7 months earlier carrying shopping home from tesco or something, I feel cheated somehow, maybe this is an indication that I am a strange man, maybe not? When I do have an "interesting" dream about one of the FG women I shall of course relate the experience and compare notes, it will probably be someone I don't even know that well, or did about 4 posts in april and buggered off, its my lot in life I'm afraid.

Hamster;449216 wrote: Thats not what you told me!!!!

*sulking now*


Whatever do you mean? I assure you that should I ever encounter a young blonde from yorkshire while dreaming I will give you a blow by blow account.

SnoozeControl;449210 wrote: Oh man, I have erotic dreams all the time! Lucky I'm a woman or I'd have to wash my sheets more often.

I'm really going to regret posting that, aren't I?


I think women have a much better imagination in regards to their sex life then men, we always have the same old boring fantasies, frisky french maid, naughty school teacher, chinese cockle picker from hong kong,....... hold on......... that last one is a bit weird, nah thats just me probably.

Pinky;449229 wrote: That's one is perfectly normal Gal :yh_giggle :yh_wink

Does someone need keeping back for some assertive discipline?:D


You know me well,..... er........ miss.

Hamster;449230 wrote: Ok..I'll await a PM then :sneaky:


I shall do my best, but you are too attractive to be in my dream, I shall no doubt end up with Paul Daniels missus instead, still you never know! :wah:

SnoozeControl;449231 wrote: Does anyone ever have violent dreams? I had one about some dog faced aliens that I martial artted to mince meat. I woke up feeling really good about myself too.


Oh god yeah, I am always having cracy dreams like that, someone is chasing me across Clapham Common with a parking meter, or I have to fight 3 midget El Salvadorians or something, what can you do?

Pinky;449241 wrote: You've been a very naughty boy. Go to my room!:yh_giggle


Can I take my pants home with me this time miss, me ma is getting worried that I am not learning the proper things in school?

Hamster;449246 wrote: Aawwww..you sweety!!!

No wait...you aren't a sweety at all..you're a player!! You are flirting here with 3 women at once!! How do you do that??

Have I really been "out flirted"????? Oh the shame!!! :-5


Yes, its true I guess, but i don't mean to do it intentionally, thats the secret, and quick typing hands. I wasn't buttering you up, you are pretty, thats a fact, my dreams about women don't seem to be involved with my actuall attraction to their physical looks, its just my brains way of telling me I'm mad as a box of frogs, and a bit unconventional I suppose. In short my assesment of myself is that I'm a slag, but an innocent one, whose mostly honest.

SnoozeControl;449249 wrote: Alrighty then... it appears the discussion has moved on to sexual innuendoes, which I'm obviously too old to enjoy. Have fun, kids.


Don't worry bout it, I'm getting old enough to be more interested in cheese than sex and I'm only 34, how sad is that?

SnoozeControl;449245 wrote: You're the one with the pastry engine.:yh_giggle


Yes exactly, I wasn't joking, I have the mentalist dreams going.

Hamster;449261 wrote: G...is that your best chat up line??? :wah:

Do you say that to all the girls??


Oh god know, the best chat up lines are the ones where you don't say anything, but just listen to what the girl is saying. That way you actually find out whether you really want to sleep with that person in the first place.

Hamster;449261 wrote: G...is that your best chat up line??? :wah:

Do you say that to all the girls??


Its not a chat up line, its a disclaimer on all future rows about my personality. Its best to get these things out in the open!