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i don't know either of them, which is why i haven't posted in threads...i hope to get to know them!

lady cop;450161 wrote: i don't know either of them, which is why i haven't posted in threads...i hope to get to know them!


LC

Read up on some of their earlier threads

You'll see what we mean about Jimbo and The Suz :-6

Hamster;450198 wrote: Actually LC if you could take a turn in harrasing Jimbo in the "Ask Jimbo anything.." thread that would be much appreciated as my hands are getting tired


Hey LC, Jimbo loves being harassed and especially likes being called names , my favourite is face ache but twat , bone head ,dipstick and twonk will suffice . He also thinks a womans place is in the home cooking and cleaning for him ..he also thinks a woman should be chained to the kitchen sink ...you might want to have a word with him about that :sneaky: :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi

pantsonfire321@aol.com;450243 wrote: Hey LC, Jimbo loves being harassed and especially likes being called names , my favourite is face ache but twat , bone head ,dipstick and twonk will suffice . He also thinks a womans place is in the home cooking and cleaning for him ..he also thinks a woman should be chained to the kitchen sink ...you might want to have a word with him about that :sneaky: :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi evil manipulative woman!! LOL

lady cop;450246 wrote: evil manipulative woman!! LOL


....:yh_angel

Hamster;450250 wrote: Nope Pants..I'm afraid she sees right through you..


..dam:(

But Pants, it was worth a try!!



And it made me laugh!!!!:wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com;450243 wrote: Hey LC, Jimbo loves being harassed and especially likes being called names , my favourite is face ache but twat , bone head ,dipstick and twonk will suffice . He also thinks a womans place is in the home cooking and cleaning for him ..he also thinks a woman should be chained to the kitchen sink ...you might want to have a word with him about that :sneaky: :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi


Pfffffft!

Pinky;450551 wrote: What's that Wombat? You could beat jimbo in an ironing contest any day?:yh_giggle

I'm such a wind-up merchant, haha!
Us rugged and manly Aussies don't iron! We just wear the crocskin fresh.

(They might iron a little bit down in wussy Adelaide, but at least they but the clothes on first.)

Pinky;450716 wrote: Ooh, a real man huh?

Do you do dingo wrestling and stuff like that?:D
Yep Dingo wresting, Roo tackling, Croc reasoned-discussing, Perentie cuddling, and Emu ... actually, real men don't play with Emus.

Pinky;450725 wrote: Not even just to make them run? They're so funny when they leg it, lol!

So, have you ever had any close calls?
Although they look remarkably gawky when they run, and there is some amusement to be had from that, all those feathers are way too sexually ambiguous. We don't go there.

Diuretic;450938 wrote: Oi! We walk around naked summer and winter..............at Maslin's
Well if that's the case you get a (begrudging) bit of Kudos for ironing your clothes.

But you're still wussy non convicts. Real men wrestle dingos dressed only in a manacle and (untanned) crocskin jockstrap.

[Note that the croc has generally been wrestled to death by the said convict armed only with handfuls of golden soil, and natures gifts of beauty rich and rare.]

Diuretic;450942 wrote: Well we did used to run the NT of course.....sent all our best non-manacled croc hunters up there we did. Only left all the artsy types behind....explains the Festival I suppose


Yeah, you wusses probably chase Emus without even noticing that the feathers are all ambiguous.

At least Sydney's got it's art's scene all sorted. Famousest Opera house in the world ... with the crappest acoustics in the world.

... Actually Australia has the best opera house in the world, but the outside is up in manly Sydney (just across the harbour from Manly actual), and the inside's down in arty-farty, limp wristed, tram infested Melbourne.

And things that kill you ... ever heard of the Adelaide Funnel-Web?

Diuretic;450967 wrote: Nah I gave up chasing emus years ago, they're too easy to catch -silly buggers don't know how to duck and weave



And it's safe here, remember the settlers who came here did so voluntarily , they weren't manacled and dragged to Botany Bay ;)er..uh...what about the prisoners/criminals sent to Oz for exile?:D

Diuretic;450967 wrote: Nah I gave up chasing emus years ago, they're too easy to catch -silly buggers don't know how to duck and weave

And it's safe here, remember the settlers who came here did so voluntarily , they weren't manacled and dragged to Botany Bay


That doesn't sound very dinkum!

Are you sure you're an Aussie and not some tourist colony that got lost on the way to the Bahamas?

Diuretic;450996 wrote: Jeez BW if you had a look at some of our pubs downtown on a Saturday night you'd retract that question - it looks like that other tropical place - Boganville


Mate, I'm in west Sydney ... There's nothing you can tell me about bogans.

In fact I'm looking for a nice ug-booted brunet-rooted blonde, name of Sharon whose friends call her Shazza, who only drinks beer and can smoke without using her hands, myself.

mrsK;451003 wrote: C'mon now ..........my family landed at Botany & they came above decks.........snobbery smilie goes here:wah: :wah: :wah:


That's pretty good ... but below decks is snobbier.

I'm pretty dinkum myself ... having arrived at Kingsford Smith back in '93. (That's last millennium I'll have you notice).

Diuretic;451012 wrote: Does she drive a Torana?
I've met a couple of Shazzas that drive Toranas. I'm holding out for one with a circa 1972 Holden Kingswood Ute.

mrsK;451014 wrote: :wah: :wah: No they actually paid to get here:wah:
Paid? All you had to do was flog some bread.

mrsK;451020 wrote: So I am told;)

Didn't rub of though:wah: not my way anyhow:sneaky:
Landed at Botany ... meaning First Fleet?