ForumGarden

There are several here that I know from my site but there is one in particular I have to smooch publicly because she is the one I put down as "referred by" when signing up - and that is:

LADY COP!!!


I want to list the others because I love them so much (Aussie, Twilla, etc.) but then I would be clearly stepping into a sticky area. Anyway, shaddap about that. Let's move on.

There are 4000 forums here so do me a favor - tell me the coolest few. I don't want to spread my Italian goodness around too thin. I want to stay sort of compact - I can handle the flames better. Is this place OK to debate and spice things up a little, or do I have to pretend I like everyone all the time? Do I take on the role of Polyanna? Is this Lolipop land or a Down & Dirty Nasty Filthy WhoreHouse kind of place? Just tell me the truth, I can adapt. Watch:

If it's all artificial and lolipopped out, I can say stuff just like I was on meds:

That was so kind of you to respond, and while I don't agree, we can certainly agree to disagree.

Or, if it's real and cool, I can say:

Are you high?



Just give me the deal, I can adapt. My name is Frank, Flexi-Frank to be honest. AussiePam will spank me if I get to be too much, and Lady Cop will cuff me and ... wait, that's not exactly a deterrent.

Heh heh. That's right, I said heh heh, I'm from NY. So you want to know a pet peeve of mine? People who act like they don't know NY rules! Just for our pizza alone. If you live outside of the U.S. please don't insult me and pretend you know what good pizza is. The closest you get to it is that leaning tower of pizza.



Two final, important questions:

Is there a place here were sexy girlie pics are posted?

Are the Admins here cool, uptight, weird, what? I'm an Admin on my forum site so don't worry - I know how to handle these people (lots of love letters, compliments, etc.).

Where do I start!!!?

Thanks for having me!

- Frank

bada bing! Frank's here! glad to see you! :yh_party :yh_star

FRANK!!

So glad to see you here!

You're gonna love the Garden . . . we are the coolest group of people around :p Here you can be straightforward and direct. When you accuse people of being high, you're probably gonna be right!

And as for saying that New York rules . . .

I remember a little thing called the 2004 World Series quite well . . . :-4

I'm a diehard Red Sox fan, my friend

Hi Pinky! I keep an eye out for you and have missed you lately, like you said.

I can't seem to find a way to upload my own avatar or add signature info. :-5

24Hours;454863 wrote: Hi Pinky! I keep an eye out for you and have missed you lately, like you said.

I can't seem to find a way to upload my own avatar or add signature info. :-5


You have to be a Supporting Member to do that, Frankie-poo :-6

Cherandbuster! I've missed you by me too I will pop in here and play bit, but I am too busy to spend a lot of time here. Where are the cool forums and the girlie pics?

You have to be a Supporting Member to do that, Frankie-poo


Ah, understood! Thanks! The sig part I can understand, but the AVATAR!? :rolleyes:

24Hours;454869 wrote: Ah, understood! Thanks! The sig part I can understand, but the AVATAR!? :rolleyes:


Yup.

We're ballbusters, ain't we? :p

Frank, the best way to keep up with things is to just hit "Today's Posts". That'll keep you current on what everyone is talking about.

:-6 Hi Frank good to see you here. You will love the Arcade it is one of a kind. No girly pic here, there are to many beautiful women here already..

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN..

Cherandbuster - yes, but I like ballbusting if done properly. Hay, stop in and say hi some time!

Tmbsgrl - it's true. I am. But I can only take partial credit. Before some of the FG ladies came over and enchanted me (fixed my rear) I was only half as cool. They brought out my full coolness.

Tmbsgrl, thanks

Thanks for all the great replies - I have to go do some errands and will check back later on.

Bye and thanks again for having me!

:-6 Welcome to FG Frank, have fun and enjoy yourself:D

SnoozeControl;454890 wrote: Cher's avatar is the only sexy lady photo in here, I think.


Why thank you Snoozie

But what about Sheryl's

Where she is looking over her shoulder

She looks *completely naked* to me :sneaky: :guitarist

OK, I am noticing something disturbing here. I don't mind a lot of women - hell, I was literally born for them. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME you female types have the run of this place. To help the men consolidate and form a wall of defense to have our fair say in how things are run and changed around here, I propose a new forum. That will be forum #4001 but that's OK, you people obviously have mutant navigation skills.

DEAR ADMINS, for the straight hetero men around here, I propose one of the following forums:

How To Grill Meat

Hot Lesbians

Dogs, Guns, & Gold (subtitle: what all real men should have)

Smoking Weed Right Before Sex

Love Your Woman (subtitle: she has breasts)

Hetero City

Shut Your Mouth, I'm Eating

Naked Women Only

I'm a family guy (now make me dinner)

Legal Prostitution

Harems

Thanks Admins. Admins, I never met any of you so shaddap and say hello.

- Frank

OMG what have i done??? :wah:

Welcome 24. Quite Frankly Frank I gotta call you on this I love New York deal. All New York sports teams suck. JMO. Oh wait I live in Kansas and we have no sports teams. DOH!:wah:

I love New York


I'm glad we will be getting along!

24Hours;454964 wrote: OK, I am noticing something disturbing here. I don't mind a lot of women - hell, I was literally born for them. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME you female types have the run of this place. To help the men consolidate and form a wall of defense to have our fair say in how things are run and changed around here, I propose a new forum. That will be forum #4001 but that's OK, you people obviously have mutant navigation skills.

DEAR ADMINS, for the straight hetero men around here, I propose one of the following forums:

How To Grill Meat

Hot Lesbians

Dogs, Guns, & Gold (subtitle: what all real men should have)

Smoking Weed Right Before Sex

Love Your Woman (subtitle: she has breasts)

Hetero City

Shut Your Mouth, I'm Eating

Naked Women Only

I'm a family guy (now make me dinner)

Legal Prostitution

Harems

Thanks Admins. Admins, I never met any of you so shaddap and say hello.

- Frank


Nice to meet you Frank, yes us gals run the place the men line up single file and post when asked to hahaha well no really us women just seem to have more to say.....than the men ... go figure!

As for girlie pics, it's a ploy, they are all well hidden throughout our wee forum, and you have to read "everything" to find them.

Enjoy your stay... and good luck with admin....

Minks

Gotta get back to my site now, I'm neglecting it! Hope to do some cross-site virtual clubbing with you ladies some time! The guys by me would love yas. I don't want to embarass them, but AussiePam and lady cop did interviews you can see in my Member Interviews forum near the top.

Gotta run!

I can't seem to get much work done when my Italian Mob spies are informing me of "tough talk" in that sissy not-so-long Bothwell's Pub thread I refuse to visit again on principle. Heh heh, isn't if funny how they think this Intro thread won't surpass it. God, why do people ALWAYS underestimate my mutant forum powers?

If someone has something to say, say it right here! But be nice because I cry easy - but that's not the point. Shaddap, you get the point.

By the way, this no links until I make 15 posts and no avatar loading until I am a Super Firechief or Supportive Love or whatever the hell these freaky Admins want me to be is EMBARASSING. Fortunately, I have a lot of discipline and can tune it out.

Sorry mate no crumpet here you could always give miss Clancy a little PM they've got a nice rear shot you might like to see :yh_wink :rolleyes:

Hamster;455049 wrote:

Pants that why I love ya!!


I wasn't being to forward then :rolleyes:

24Hours;455026 wrote:



If someone has something to say, say it right here! But be nice because I cry easy - but that's not the point.



:-1 :-1 :-1 :-1 wanna go for a nice drive out to new joisey?

Hamster, are you really an outrageous flirt? I love that! Why the name hamster? Own them?

When I was a kid I put together several of those habitrail kits and made a vast system over my whole room for my gerbels. It was cool - even to this day I sometimes want to re-create it. Now that I can throw some real $ into it I could set up something crazy! But, my love for aquariums wins out as I plot my first aquarium in years. I want it to be huge!

wanna go for a nice drive out to new joisey?


You're not in Jersey.

Hamster, your profile says mother of three and 31 - young and busy! I am a father of three!

I said yes to showing age in my profile! I am 39, three kids, wife, house, dog, what ya wanna know?

:yh_battin

So..ya wimping out on me??


Not at all! What are you asking specificially?

Twilla, I only had like 3 private messages so I don't know why it was considered full. Any ideas?