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A woman walks into a drug store and asks for some arsenic.

"What's it for, Lady? We don't sell stuff like that over the counter."

"I wanna poison my husband. The b*****d's having an affair behind my back." Clearly taken aback, he shakes his head.

"I can fully understand how you feel, but no way am I going to be an accessory to murder! It's your own problem - don't involve me."

"Then perhaps this can help!" She says, pulling a photograph out of her handbag, showing him in bed with another woman. He looks at it.

"THAT'S MY WIFE!" He screams. After a few minutes he pulls her to one side, giving her a quick wink.

"Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription - come back in fifteen minutes!"

:D

that's funny. :wah: (you know scienide is in algae pills that you use to put in aguariums dont ya?) overlook the bad spelling........

I once shaved my ex-wifes bum. I must have been a little careless as I managed to draw some blood. she told everyone I'd given her arse a nick

guppy;459308 wrote: that's funny. :wah: (you know scienide is in algae pills that you use to put in aguariums dont ya?) overlook the bad spelling........




Thanks for the tip.

I'm sure there are trace amounts of arsenic in cucumber

My grandmother was a homeopathic practitioner - ok read witch - and I remember she used arsenic to treat quite a few ailments.... grin...

Now I hope you lot in here will give me the respect due to my lineage.... :sneaky: