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What do Russians call Hamsters?

Comrats...:p

Hamster;462583 wrote: :yh_rotfl Thats good..but you'll get in trouble for sure!! I'm reporting that post!

What do you call a bat that flies too close to a Hamster?? A "Nonbat"....:sneaky:


I'm reporting you for being blonde..:p

Hamster;462597 wrote: And I will have to report you for flying around when I was getting dressed the other day...don't think I didnt see you....:rolleyes:


duh rodent, like i need to see..i have sonar and can "see" right thru your nighty:sneaky:

i'm posting the sonar images at www.seehammysthingies.com

Can any blonde come in here and get reported???

Have we had "what do you call a Russian bat?"



Combat.



eta: ok. that was too close to the original. i'll get something better

A bat is hanging upside down in a cave when he sees another bat standing on the floor of the cave. "Hey ! What's that you're doing down there ?" asks the first bat .

"Yoga !"

Joe: Hey, bartender, I'm all out of cash. But if I show you something truly amazing, will you give me a free beer? Barman: You know, everybody asks me that, and I've seen it all. But you're certainly welcome to try me. Joe: (Takes a frog and a tiny piano from his pocket, sets them on the bar. The frog begins to play the piano beautifully and with much skill) Barman: ****, Joe, that's pretty amazing. Here's your beer. (minutes pass, Joe finishes the beer, the frog keeps playing) Joe: Barman, I could use some more beer. If I show you something even more amazing, can I drink for free all night? Barman: You're pushing it, Joe. This had better be good! Joe: (Takes a hamster from his pocket, sets it next to the piano, and it begins to sing a tune along with the frog and piano!) Barman: Damn, Joe, that's a hell of a show. Sure, you can drink for free. All you gotta do is ask.

(A third man, Bob, saw all this and moves next to Joe)

Bob: Say, Joe, I'll give you fifty bucks for that there hamster! Joe: Sure, put up the cash. Bob: (Pays Joe) Thanks, man! (leaves) Barman: Joe, you just sold a priceless hamster for fifty bucks. You could have a lifetime of free beer with that thing! Joe: Nah, don't sweat it. The frog's a ventriloquist!

We could try these too...

A bat holding up a load-bearing wall?

A bat who's a car company manager running DOS utilities?

A bat at a coven meeting?

If Hamster and the Bat had a kid would you call it a Batster?

spot;462631 wrote:

A bat holding up a load-bearing wall?




A stud?

you are supposed to insult him, you know.

koan;462646 wrote: A stud?

you are supposed to insult him, you know.Stud walls aren't load-bearing, you lummox. It's an acrobat.

There's still two left.

What do you call a Jewish bat?



Bat Mitzvah

i am reporting this thread for batmainia...........:wah:

oh really?



what do you call a bat who is leaving his cave......lost......

what do you call a bat who flies into trees?



a dingbat.....

what do you call a bat mason?



a brickbat

Holy cow I go away for a bit and come back to a feeding frenzy with me as the main course!!

Hammy, Koan, Spot, AP, Magenta, YZGI and even the fish...:wah:

What'a poor bat supposed to do?

That does it I'm reporting you all.:-3

Tombstone! 15 Yard Penalty Piling On

Was that a Gang Bang?

Wuza matter furball can't handle one little bat by yourself?:sneaky:

i am reporting you batfink for calling me a fish........:p

guppy;462727 wrote: i am reporting you batfink for calling me a fish........:p


I already reported you for um, fishy behavior, now stop your carping!

zinkyusa;462730 wrote: I already reported you for um, fishy behavior, now stop your carping!


i already reported you for biting yourself in the ............. so stop flapping about it.

guppy;462735 wrote: i already reported you for biting yourself in the ............. so stop flapping about it.


i won't take the bait, fish.

zinkyusa;462739 wrote: i won't take the bait, fish.


i am reporting this.....

zinkyusa;462722 wrote: Holy cow I go away for a bit and come back to a feeding frenzy with me as the main course!!

Hammy, Koan, Spot, AP, Magenta, YZGI and even the fish...:wah:

What'a poor bat supposed to do?

That does it I'm reporting you all.:-3

Tombstone! 15 Yard Penalty Piling On


hamster has more syllables than bat. it's harder to come up with the jokes.

Hamster;462871 wrote: Koan I couldnt help but notice last night that after I had cooked and come back on here all the insults were pointing Batty's way!

and I though it was just because you liked me:-1


nope. we're just lazy :wah:

I'll adapt a limerick I just wrote to correct the error of my ways:

A fisherman reading a book

Baited his line by a brook

He by error and fate

Put his beer as the bait

And found Hamster attached to the hook

Wendybird;463029 wrote:



Is he realy a fruit bat after all?






Is that a polite way of saying he likes boy bats?:sneaky:

Imladris;463086 wrote: Is that a polite way of saying he likes boy bats?:sneaky:


ummmmm, positively, eneguivetably,with out a sadow of doubt.NO



or so i have heard....

Hamster;463127 wrote: LMAO!!!

He's gonna get you when he sees this!


Jez wait until he comes out of the batroom and comes back here. He'll bring a batallion of his friends with him and they'll git y'all with baseball bats, and all without a bat of their eyelids.:wah:

And to think I stayed out of this thread cuz it was between a rat and a bat:p