How to Shower Like a Woman
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
> >>> >according to lights and darks.
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note
> to
> >>> >do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
> and
> >>> >pumice stone.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
> added
> >>> >vitamins.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>> >
> >>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
> >>> >until red.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
> wash.
> >>> >(i am currently trying to find where i can purchase this)
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>> >
> >>> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >>> >
> >>> > Turn off shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
> >>> >
> >>> > Get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >How to Shower Like a Man
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
> >>> >them in a pile.
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see wife along the way, shake Willy at her making the
> >>> >'woo-woo' sound.
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire the size of your Willy and scratch your bum.
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your armpits.
> >>> >
> >>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >>> >
> >>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the
> soap.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair.
> >>> >
> >>> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>> >
> >>> > Wee.
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out
> of
> >>> >bath the whole time.
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire Willy size in mirror again.
> >>> >
> >>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make
> the
> >>> >'woo-woo' sound again.
> >>> >
> >>> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!
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