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i did that one time flop. i cooked a whole turkery and tried to serve it with the gizzards and stuff still up inside him. i had no idea he had a suprise stuffed up his arse...........:wah:

They've been doing that ever since the mafia took over the Butterball industry.

Accountable;475095 wrote: They've been doing that ever since the mafia took over the Butterball industry.


:wah: :wah: and they didn't bother to label it as such..........eeeeewwwwww.

I tried to make a fish soup................now you must realize I grew up on beef and lamb...........never ate fish. It stank up the whole house and the dogs wouldn't even it..............must have been really bad!

flopstock;475127 wrote: I had seafood chowder once... that's as close as I've come to fish soup however..



Did you at least scale the things?:D


:wah: :wah: hye, now you are getting a little personal for me.......

flopstock;475127 wrote: I had seafood chowder once... that's as close as I've come to fish soup however..



Did you at least scale the things?:D


Are you kidding????? I assumed the grocery store did that!

guppy;475089 wrote: i did that one time flop. i cooked a whole turkery and tried to serve it with the gizzards and stuff still up inside him. i had no idea he had a suprise stuffed up his arse...........:wah:


Just like the kids cereal with the toy surprise inside. Who knew?

flopstock;475157 wrote: Used to always open the bottom of the box when no one else was around...:sneaky:


yea, i used to open the box and dig my hand to the bottom when noone was looking ............. just didn't have a clue i was supposed to do it to that lame turkey.........lol

me. as a birthday present; wearing nothing but a bow-tie. at her apartment in college. with her family hiding inside for a "surprise" party.

yep, they were surprised all right.:-2

guppy;475159 wrote: yea, i used to open the box and dig my hand to the bottom when noone was looking ............. just didn't have a clue i was supposed to do it to that lame turkey.........lol
:wah:

There was a time when none of my pots had any handles on them

I had burned them all off. The only way I could get them off the stove was to use one of those big fork poker things and stick it in the holes on the side where the handle used to be.

I'm better now. At least that's what I tell myself.

:wah: Arnold



The worst I ever prepared was when I was pregnant with my son. I got this wierd craving for pasta. So I concocted this dish of hamburger, rigatoni pasta, pepperoni, and tons of cheese. My mouth was watering by the time I got it finished cooking. Sat down took a big bite and proceeded to to the bathroom to get sick. Hubby had no complaints, he ate the whole pan.

I made a batch of cookies once which were so bad they all ran together, into one HUGE cookie! Even the birds wouldn't eat them!

My hubby will occasional have lambs heart for dinner - I won't go near it so he has to prepare it and I put it in the oven. Bleugh!



I once made a raspberry cheesecake when I was trying to impress a bloke. Didn't give myself enough time and when I lifted the sides of the tin away it flopped out all over the place - looked like hummus on a biscuit base! Tasted ok though!