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Been walked in on doing the horizontal mombo and walking through a restaurant thinking I looked gorgeous cause everybody was looking not realising I had my skirt still tucked into my undies at the back.

beware guys this happened to me the other day



my step brother sent me a vidio text thing to my mobile phone he said open it then we were in the pub , so i did a few others were watching and when i opened it it was a very large breasted lady on her side with a guy behind her having sex , my step brother said would you give her a portion she was stunning and the sight of her big boobs heaving to and thro as she was getting a good seeing to was er very nice indeed then my step brother and his mates just fell about laughing , at first i could not understand it then the dark haired stunner turned on to her back and i could see that the she was a he she and was a er very big guy indeed ,the whole place was in hysterics as in front of the whole pub i'd just said i'd like to have sex with what turned out to be a guy ,,,,,as a matter of fact i did not find it funny .... but i'll get the little **** back .... ok i laughed a bit

jimbo;477140 wrote: beware guys this happened to me the other day



my step brother sent me a vidio text thing to my mobile phone he said open it then we were in the pub , so i did a few others were watching and when i opened it it was a very large breasted lady on her side with a guy behind her having sex , my step brother said would you give her a portion she was stunning and the sight of her big boobs heaving to and thro as she was getting a good seeing to was er very nice indeed then my step brother and his mates just fell about laughing , at first i could not understand it then the dark haired stunner turned on to her back and i could see that the she was a he she and was a er very big guy indeed ,the whole place was in hysterics as in front of the whole pub i'd just said i'd like to have sex with what turned out to be a guy ,,,,,as a matter of fact i did not find it funny .... but i'll get the little **** back .... ok i laughed a bit


I know a guy who went to Thailand and actually did have sex with a guy by mistake. At least you only said that you would like to.

helefra;477129 wrote: What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you? I'm going to feel very red faced after this one but at least I can hide behind a computer screen and no one can laugh at me.

This was during the time that my partner and I were . . . . well um . . . . a bit more sexually active than we are at the moment. There were a pile of empty packet of condoms strewn across the floor and it was the day when the surveyor was coming to survey the house. I had completely forgot that he was due to visit and when he arrived he surveyed the downstairs and then he went upstairs to survey the bedrooms, etc. He wanted to survey the garage and when I offered to show him to it, he was very quick on his feet and couldn't wait to get out the door. I then remembered that he had visited my bedroom and thought that he must think that I was the local prostitute.

My partner thought it was very amusing when I told him.


Oh, god! I have embarrasing moments every week! Without fail!

One similar to this though was inflicted upon me by my ex!

He was 15+ years older than me, and when I went out with him to his local pub, one of his mates asked who I was....

he told his mate that I was a hooker at a very reasonable rate, and that he would pass my details along, should he ever need some company.

Funnily (oh yeah, really funnily) he forgot to ever tell that chap that I wasn't a hooker!

jennyswan;477144 wrote: I know a guy who went to Thailand and actually did have sex with a guy by mistake. At least you only said that you would like to.
how could you make a mistake, well i'm no expert on women but even i'd know thats a hell of a clitrose you have there young lady

Elvira;477147 wrote: Oh, god! I have embarrasing moments every week! Without fail!

One similar to this though was inflicted upon me by my ex!

He was 15+ years older than me, and when I went out with him to his local pub, one of his mates asked who I was....

he told his mate that I was a hooker at a very reasonable rate, and that he would pass my details along, should he ever need some company.

Funnily (oh yeah, really funnily) he forgot to ever tell that chap that I wasn't a hooker!


I would have spray painted his car in luminous pink or something else evil :sneaky:

jimbo;477148 wrote: how could you make a mistake, well i'm no expert on women but even i'd know thats a hell of a clitrose you have there young lady


He was a bit drunk and she (he) had suggested it doggystyle. Maybe a bit more foreplay would have been advantageous. :p

Elvira;477147 wrote: Oh, god! I have embarrasing moments every week! Without fail!



One similar to this though was inflicted upon me by my ex!



He was 15+ years older than me, and when I went out with him to his local pub, one of his mates asked who I was....



he told his mate that I was a hooker at a very reasonable rate, and that he would pass my details along, should he ever need some company.



Funnily (oh yeah, really funnily) he forgot to ever tell that chap that I wasn't a hooker!


but i did say sorry and he did offer to go halves on your 200 pound fee

jennyswan;477150 wrote: He was a bit drunk and she (he) had suggested it doggystyle. Maybe a bit more foreplay would have been advantageous. :p


no let the punishment fit the crime :wah: :wah: :wah:

After a night out once with a girlfriend, we went back to her Mom and Dads where she lived. I really needed to go to the bathroom, but as it was next to her parents room, she was worried that they would wake up when I pulled the chain. She told me to use the sink in the kitchen. I felt uncomfortable with that but I was desperate. After about 5 minutes, I poked my head round the kitchen door and asked if she had any toilet paper.

Uncle Kram;477167 wrote: After a night out once with a girlfriend, we went back to her Mom and Dads where she lived. I really needed to go to the bathroom, but as it was next to her parents room, she was worried that they would wake up when I pulled the chain. She told me to use the sink in the kitchen. I felt uncomfortable with that but I was desperate. After about 5 minutes, I poked my head round the kitchen door and asked if she had any toilet paper.


I know you're joking right ??

jennyswan;477149 wrote: I would have spray painted his car in luminous pink or something else evil :sneaky:


Yeah - you're right! I probably owe him one mean trick don't I?

:wah:

jimbo;477151 wrote: but i did say sorry and he did offer to go halves on your 200 pound fee


In which case you owe me some cash!

the only embarrassing thing i could think of was when i was single i went to a bar

with friends, there were male strippers there. one of the strippers started to dance with me and my shirt unbuttoned alot. my friends thought this was funny. teasing and saying that the stripper wanted me. i laughed and said sure, that would be okay but i know him and he is gay.................

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex in the front seat of my car at a park at about 10 p.m. Suddenly a cop's flashlight came beaming in through the window. I was so into it I never heard the cop car drive up (or they were really sneaky). So the cops made us both get out of the car and stand outside. My boyfriend had his jeans all the way down. I was completely dressed though. They asked us our ages and I was 18, he was 17. Then they old us to leave and if they ever catch us back at that park they will arrest us.

I was embarrassed beyond words and told my boyfriend how embarrassed I was. All he said was "who cares, they're cops". I was still embarrassed. :rolleyes:

I think I do embaressing things every day. Like when I try to spell things...

But more than once I've been stairing off into space or thinking about someone and a girl will walk in front of me, and I'll get a dirty look.

This never happens with the guys, who I stare at on purpose. LOL But It leads to a lot of blushing on my part.

After too much wine I once did a little hanky panky with my boyfriend on the same bed as his brother and his girlfriend. (At the same time). Next day everybody was a bit embarassed. :guitarist

helefra;477487 wrote: OMG I don't think I could have faced your boyfriend's brother for a year if that was me :wah:


And the best of it all was it was in their parents house and the parents were asleep in bed. The things you do when you're young. :wah:

jennyswan;477470 wrote: After too much wine I once did a little hanky panky with my boyfriend on the same bed as his brother and his girlfriend. (At the same time). Next day everybody was a bit embarassed. :guitarist




:wah: OMG I'm not surprised!

Betty Boop;477506 wrote: :wah: OMG I'm not surprised!


I know, I know.

*Jenny rushes to get some Mr Proper to dust off Halo, doesn't seem to be glistening tonight. *

:wah:

jennyswan;477509 wrote: I know, I know.



*Jenny rushes to get some Mr Proper to dust off Halo, doesn't seem to be glistening tonight. *



:wah:




:yh_rotfl I would so love to meet you Jenny!

Betty Boop;477512 wrote: :yh_rotfl I would so love to meet you Jenny!


We will have to get together girl. Maybe at this ghost hunting meet.

helefra;477129 wrote: FONT="Book Antiqua"]SIZE="4"]COLOR="Blue"]What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?


Lots and lots and lots of things. A little thing a while ago that hurts no-one

in the telling. In a small "provincial" town. I had a train to catch. I was late,

due to an evening meeting with friends and all comers at a local eatery-cum-

boozer. Was running, running, running, hard along the pavement, towards

the railway station, A new flick was on at the local Odeon, and the queue

stretched around the block, excited or bored people waiting in line. Farting,

farting, farting, with every stride - heads turned to look, and the blasts from

behind echoed through my mind - and on a particular sort of evening, still do.

I've just sung this to a colleague when he came into my office:

He's over six foot tall

And he's only got one ball

Ian Hall, Ian Hall.

Then he told me he'd had a testicle removed when he was 7

Uncle Kram;609551 wrote: I've just sung this to a colleague when he came into my office:

He's over six foot tall

And he's only got one ball

Ian Hall, Ian Hall.

Then he told me he'd had a testicle removed when he was 7


are you serious??

minks;609583 wrote: are you serious??
Not often, but on this occasion, yes

Uncle Kram;609609 wrote: Not often, but on this occasion, yes


Oiy I bet you just wanted to shove your foot in yer mouth then ahahaha that is bad but so funny Kram... geeze :wah:

Uncle Kram;609609 wrote: Not often, but on this occasion, yes


I'd have asked him to prove it! :yh_whistl

sunny104;609615 wrote: I'd have asked him to prove it! :yh_whistl


bad bad bad

once when i was about twelve or so i was at the grocery store with my mom...when she got to the checkout i went ahead and went to the car...we had a white station wagon with the brown strip down the side..at the time god and everybody had them..i bounced out to the parking lot and got in the passenger side of the car..i probably sat there about fifteen minutes...untill i saw my mom walk right passed the car to OUR car!! to top it off there was a man sitting in the car...in the drivers seat..he never said a word to me and i was shocked...bet he was too...i bailed out quick and ran to my mom....

I once came across a couple in a compromising position in Fritton Woods. I don't know if the girl wasn't that good looking, but the guy had made her cover her face. Nice bod though

The most embarrassing moment for me was when my friends and I were diving back from a late night out and a couple of us fell quite desperate to release our bladders so we ran off in different directions down a dark country lane to find somewhere to pee lol well anyway I ended running into a pond so I was very wet and muddy my friends just looked at me and then each other and started laughing.

I look back now and always have a little giggle about it.

One night I was walking through this field with a flock of sheep in it and , no I will tell you when you are older

Pinky;610175 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Never seen anyone jog that slowly before, hehehe!
Slowmo sexual