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Do you and your partner, significant other, boyfriend or girlfriend have a name for each other's private parts?

I once read an article about this. It claims that people who have named their partner's private parts have much more healthier sex lives than those who don't. And I tend to think this is true. I guess it's a matter of intimacy. Because one can actually have conversatons about sex this way when you can actually make it seem that the part is kind of a thing that has a mind and talk about it this way. It's cool. I like it.

My x-husband used to call his penis the Big "bowanna". I asked him why this. He said the "bo" part was supposed to be like the boa constrictor. And the "wanna" part was because he always feel like "I wanna". And he'd call mine "fluffy".

So the man I am with now has a name for his too. He calls it "horsey". And I won't write more about it here. It's too intimate. But I call it "big horsey". Or "big brown horsey". LOL! And sometimes he says that his horsey wants to "run free". So this morning when I left I wrote him a note and left it in his desk drawer that I'd be home late, as I'm in school tonight. And I drew a picture of a horsey running and wrote "horsey run free". It's cool, because if anyone sees it, they have no idea what we are talking about. And they'll just think that I drew an immature sketch for no reason. It's funny.:wah:

What, if any name do you have for yours. And your spouse's or g-friend, b-friend?

I can't believe I wrote this. But it's funny.

I actually went around a pub one night asking men to tell me the name they gave their penis. I told them it was a competition.

I got about 12 replies and only one asked what the prize was going to be. :wah:

koan;478307 wrote: I actually went around a pub one night asking men to tell me the name they gave their penis. I told them it was a competition.

I got about 12 replies and only one asked what the prize was going to be. :wah:
That would be different than what they'd call it in private.

Hmmm, I'm jealous saffron. Mine has never had a personal name. He is usually referred to as "it" or "your thing"..

zinkyusa;478311 wrote: Hmmm, I'm jealous saffron. Mine has never had a personal name. He is usually referred to as "it" or "your thing"..


come on, make one up. You'll feel better. Promise.

koan;478314 wrote: come on, make one up. You'll feel better. Promise.


how b'out Godzilla ?:wah:

zinkyusa;478317 wrote: how b'out Godzilla ?:wah:


Up from the depths....

zinkyusa;478311 wrote: Hmmm, I'm jealous saffron. Mine has never had a personal name. He is usually referred to as "it" or "your thing"..
no way, really?

I love that he has a name for his. Because even if we are mad at each other, I can always say to him "how's your horsey?" And I can tell what kind of a mood he is in by what he says about it. Or sometimes I can say "so does your horsey need attention today?" Or, "is your horsey okay?" Without referring to him, just his horse. And he doesn't have to think about how he feels, just his horsey. It's cool. Once he said "he's calm". And I knew he was busy or not in the mood. And I didn't have to feel rejected.

Once we were in a huge disagreement over someting. And he said to me "so what if your kitty needs kisses?" And it pretty much ended the fight. Because if he'd asked me about my feelings directly or the problem, it would not have worked as well.

Sex can heal a lot of problems. People may not agree, but it works for us. Or maybe it's not just the sex or the names, but just the communication.

For anyone who watched the cartoon....

When it's all over he shrinks to Godzooky

BIGGI





ritgi leftgi

flopstock;478331 wrote: thump-her...


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Oh I thought that was the name for yours Flop. Kind of a rabbit hole thing going.

flopstock;478342 wrote: Okay now, knock that off! I've told him it was very manly..:sneaky:


Maybe he'll put a pink bow on it for you

YZGI;478344 wrote: Oh I thought that was the name for yours Flop. Kind of a rabbit hole thing going.


mate that was not warren ted:D

You guys are supposed to be writing your genitalia names here. :yh_love

I dated a guy who named his Stanley (after the power tool company...) :rolleyes: :wah:



why does that make me think of YZGI??

sunny104;478352 wrote: I dated a guy who named his Stanley (after the power tool company...) :rolleyes: :wah:





why does that make me think of YZGI??


Hmm Because I have a POWER TOOL? BIGGI thanks you.

Pinky;478399 wrote: Yup...when I first met Si, I named it Vlad - you know, the impaler? :wah:


er is that why they call you pinky

as one bald tw8t to another :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Pinky;478416 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



I'll get shot if I say what I was going to



Good old immac eh?


not by vlad the impailer :wah:

It's conventional, I thought, to refer to the female part by the names of English racecourses - and not just for the obvious reason. Particularly Lingfield or Goodwood, as one might expect, though the rather insulting Tattenham Corner or Sedgefield have been heard. Fakenham is considered almost an abusive epithet.

Every English Racecourse has a members' enclosure (the standard plural lends an exotic touch) and most engage in running on the flat having begun with a formal exhibition at the parade ring.

I should stop before I get carried away.

had a few nags and non runners in my time so i can see where your coming from there , actualy ignore that last bit :-3

I know a guy who's nickname is Big M little organ.

I just thought of a good question to ask my Anthro Professor in class tonight.....as it's almost the end of the semester. And she has given us very hard essay exam questions. To get back at her in retribution...."Doctor, how often does the average Homo sapien fart?"

:sneaky: :yh_rotfl

Pinky;478460 wrote: Depends how often you eat beans I guess!:D


Now we've gotten off topic. Let's get back to thte genitalia naming subject.

i have mine tatooed with it's pet name, at times it reads "U.S.", at other times it reads "U.S.S. Ticonderoga"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl You win...!!

[QUOTE]i have mine tatooed with it's pet name, at times it reads "U.S.", at other times it reads "U.S.S. Ticonderoga"[/QUOTE]

Saffron;478292 wrote: Do you and your partner, significant other, boyfriend or girlfriend have a name for each other's private parts?

I once read an article about this. It claims that people who have named their partner's private parts have much more healthier sex lives than those who don't. And I tend to think this is true. I guess it's a matter of intimacy. Because one can actually have conversatons about sex this way when you can actually make it seem that the part is kind of a thing that has a mind and talk about it this way. It's cool. I like it.

My x-husband used to call his penis the Big "bowanna". I asked him why this. He said the "bo" part was supposed to be like the boa constrictor. And the "wanna" part was because he always feel like "I wanna". And he'd call mine "fluffy".

So the man I am with now has a name for his too. He calls it "horsey". And I won't write more about it here. It's too intimate. But I call it "big horsey". Or "big brown horsey". LOL! And sometimes he says that his horsey wants to "run free". So this morning when I left I wrote him a note and left it in his desk drawer that I'd be home late, as I'm in school tonight. And I drew a picture of a horsey running and wrote "horsey run free". It's cool, because if anyone sees it, they have no idea what we are talking about. And they'll just think that I drew an immature sketch for no reason. It's funny.:wah:

What, if any name do you have for yours. And your spouse's or g-friend, b-friend?

I can't believe I wrote this. But it's funny.


oh god i HATE those pet names lol what a mood dampener! sorry saff i much prefer the crude tell it like it is ones tbh, we never use pet names and were still really open with each other and have a very healthy sex life or unhealthy...depends how you look at it

Red;478802 wrote: oh god i HATE those pet names lol what a mood dampener! sorry saff i much prefer the crude tell it like it is ones tbh, we never use pet names and were still really open with each other and have a very healthy sex life or unhealthy...depends how you look at it
So what do you call it....penis? To me, that would be a mood dampener.

Anyway, I didn't make up the name, he did. So I just go with it.

helefra;478833 wrote: I used to call my ex-partner's penis, "Dickie Davies". For those of you wondering why, well going back a few years ago there was a show called "Grandstand" which would have nothing but sports on it during the afternoon till early evening. The commentator on that show was called "Dickie Davies" and that's how I decided on the pet name for my ex-partner's privates. Now, I call my present partner's penis "Big Ben", and sometimes it will hit 12 O'Clock but there are times when it will be 6.30. :wah: :sneaky:
From what I remember, Scientologists don't have enough time to have sex. What with all of the Scientology disseminating, what time do you have to do it?

my husband cslls his mr happy!!!!

Pinky;479197 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

LMAO!!! I'll remember that next time he logs on!:wah:


he will laugh:wah:

Tater Tazz;479203 wrote: he will laugh:wah:


No he won't

flopstock;478636 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



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