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I recently realised that when I move my cursor to the top of the screen on FG I maneuver the arrow around the headings.

My cursor moves up the screen, over the messages, then I aim for a clear path between "New Posts" and "Search" then swerve slightly to go between "My Topics" and "My Replies". On the way back, I often aim for between "My Topics" and "Mark Forums Read" then do a twist between "Calendar" and "RPG" with a quick turn around "Groups"

Yes, we definatly do make clear paths, don' t we? It is amazing there are not paths worn in the rug.

I move my mouse like a car on an obstacle course.

Maybe I'm avoiding when it turns into a hand until absolutely necessary.

I jab people in the eyes with my cursor.

Nomad;481531 wrote: I jab people in the eyes with my cursor.


Oh...so that is why my eye is sore? OK.

Hamster;481534 wrote: I have to answer my PM's immediately no matter what else is going on...I can never click "cancel" when the window pops up! :wah:

*Hammy ducks from a load of incoming PM's*


Oh gosh..me too. The bold number there...is like a flashing neon sign saying "read me...read me now."

I've just invented an FG game and you can play it from any page.

Race your cursor around the headings, weaving in and out. The object is to go as fast as possible without turning into a hand. :wah:

koan;481542 wrote: I've just invented an FG game and you can play it from any page.



Race your cursor around the headings, weaving in and out. The object is to go as fast as possible without turning into a hand. :wah:






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Hamster;481559 wrote: Oh **** I only lasted 4 seconds!


I know. I'm going to have to practice.

Nomad, I'm sure Dr. G. would consider this practice to be therapy.

I need a wireless mouse

Marie5656;481539 wrote: Oh gosh..me too. The bold number there...is like a flashing neon sign saying "read me...read me now."


Me three

oh poop. I can't do this!!

start with a slow circle around one word then advance to a figure eight. it gets easier.

I still haven't got my license though.

I am embarrassed, Koan, that I am sitting here doing this, and even more embarrassed that I am failing dismally. Couldn't we discuss Shakespearean women instead? I wonder how they would have coped with computer mice?

If Cleopatra, they might have made them illegal

If, say, Ophelia, they would probably have just looked at the mouse and thrown themselves in the river.

Portia might have clicked to a page with only one word on it and circled to her heart's content.

koan;481862 wrote: If Cleopatra, they might have made them illegal

If, say, Ophelia, they would probably have just looked at the mouse and thrown themselves in the river.


I thought Cleopatra might have clasped the mouse to her maidenly breast..

Ophelia - guffaw!! Yes

Lady Macbeth .. I can see her examining the mouse's underside. Picking at fluff. Scraping away goo.

AussiePam;481879 wrote:

Lady Macbeth .. I can see her examining the mouse's underside. Picking at fluff. Scraping away goo.


and then complaining that her fingernails are dirty

sorry wrong thread i thought this was about strangely dressed nuns

jimbo;481893 wrote: sorry wrong thread i thought this was about strangely dressed nuns


this thread is nun of your business

koan;481903 wrote: this thread is nun of your business


:) very good :wah: :wah: serves hymn right you could say

your attitude needs some altaration :guitarist

koan;481911 wrote: your attitude needs some altaration :guitarist


sorry about the poor service :wah: :wah:

your keyboard should be confesscated.

koan;481923 wrote: your keyboard should be confesscated.


would you be abbey even then ?

are you going to stop monkeying around?

koan;481928 wrote: are you going to stop monkeying around?


no need for the sistermatic preaching at me



more tea vicar :wah:



good night koan amen

night, jimbo

don't forget to say your prayers.