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Now I've seen it all. Just went into one of my biker forums, and there was a new post by some bimbo, voicing her wish to be "taught a lesson." What is wrong with women these days that they think stuff like this is atractive? Guys, if you found a pick-up line in a biker forum, would that "do it" for you? Seriously, I really want to know. LC, wanna go with me and pick on the bozo?

What does "taught a lesson" mean, to be beat up?

BabyRider;484109 wrote: Now I've seen it all. Just went into one of my biker forums, and there was a new post by some bimbo, voicing her wish to be "taught a lesson." What is wrong with women these days that they think stuff like this is atractive? Guys, if you found a pick-up line in a biker forum, would that "do it" for you? Seriously, I really want to know. LC, wanna go with me and pick on the bozo?


It could well be a bloke. How does one know, without getting their drawers

off (and maybe not even then!)? Anyway, what sort of lesson, I wonder?

Riding tips? Recommendations for decent wet-weather gear? Oils and

lubrication? Chain life and maintenance (perhaps "she"'s got, or wants, a

shaftie)?

abbey;484119 wrote: What does "taught a lesson" mean, to be beat up?
If the broad's enough of a bubblehead to print something like that in a biker forum, I can only hope. :yh_rotfl

Is it somehow worse than:

"it's time ta bust dem chops and trade favors in the currency of spanks!!!"

koan;484125 wrote: Is it somehow worse than:



"it's time ta bust dem chops and trade favors in the currency of spanks!!!" Wondered what on earth you was on about so i googled it, guess i need to start reading FG posts more often.

abbey;484138 wrote: Wondered what on earth you was on about so i googled it, guess i need to start reading FG posts more often.


:yh_rotfl

it's time ta bust dem chops and trade favors in the currency of spanks!!!




Hi Koan!!! :-6 :-6



First, THANK YOU for even noticing me and what I say. Lots of posts and people around here, so to stick out enough for something like this makes me, as sick as this is, HAPPY.



Second, if we were in person, you would very much enjoy either chopbusting or spank currency. I know you enough from your posting around here that there aren't too many things that would have as good of a lasting effect upon you as me in person busting chops with you making you laugh, and then throwing a few naughty spanks your way if you deserved them (i.e. was able to make me laugh too).



:-6 PLEASE PM me when you reference me so I have a chance to be timely - I got lucky this time but I do NOT want our relationship to rest upon luck. Let's be more structured than that so it happens faster, my spanky wanky girlfriend!!!!

Send me a link please. I have lessons just waiting to be doled out.

24Hours;484173 wrote: Hi Koan!!!



First, THANK YOU for even noticing me and what I say. Lots of posts and people around here, so to stick out enough for something like this makes me, as sick as this is, HAPPY.



Second, if we were in person, you would very much enjoy either chopbusting or spank currency. I know you enough from your posting around here that there aren't too many things that would have as good of a lasting effect upon you as me in person busting chops with you making you laugh, and then throwing a few naughty spanks your way if you deserved them (i.e. was able to make me laugh too).



PLEASE PM me when you reference me so I have a chance to be timely - I got lucky this time but I do NOT want our relationship to rest upon luck. Let's be more structured than that so it happens faster, my spanky wanky girlfriend!!!!
Hey 24....your butt kissing is showing. :wah: If i didn't like you, I wouldn't pick on you!

Stay away from br 24. 1st and last warning !

Ok miss prude here thinks anyone new who comes into a forum asking for a spanking likely gets a slap from established members, fair enough, whats important is what they do once they have been slapped

Keep us posted br

koan;484125 wrote: Is it somehow worse than:

"it's time ta bust dem chops and trade favors in the currency of spanks!!!"


:wah:

Thats funny!

24Hours;484173 wrote: Hi Koan!!! :-6 :-6



First, THANK YOU for even noticing me and what I say. Lots of posts and people around here, so to stick out enough for something like this makes me, as sick as this is, HAPPY.



Second, if we were in person, you would very much enjoy either chopbusting or spank currency. I know you enough from your posting around here that there aren't too many things that would have as good of a lasting effect upon you as me in person busting chops with you making you laugh, and then throwing a few naughty spanks your way if you deserved them (i.e. was able to make me laugh too).



:-6 PLEASE PM me when you reference me so I have a chance to be timely - I got lucky this time but I do NOT want our relationship to rest upon luck. Let's be more structured than that so it happens faster, my spanky wanky girlfriend!!!!


We have no relationship.

koan;484210 wrote: We have no relationship.


i love you koan, just as you are :-4

Wow !

buttercup;484216 wrote: i love you koan, just as you are :-4Butters you are a little love. :-6

We have no relationship.




That makes the spankies even MORE exciting. THANK YOU. :-6

Now I've seen it all. Just went into one of my biker forums, and there was a new post by some bimbo, voicing her wish to be "taught a lesson." What is wrong with women these days that they think stuff like this is atractive? Guys, if you found a pick-up line in a biker forum, would that "do it" for you? Seriously, I really want to know. LC, wanna go with me and pick on the bozo?




I got so distracted from Koan digging me enough to quote me that I forgot the initial post, forgive me. YES KOAN, I know you dig me.



Baby (not Koan, BabyRider) I think they were just being playful. Sort of like saying to someone "I've been naughty" or "I've been a bad boy." Spank some sense into me sort of thing. I know, disgusting and revolting, but some people play like that and use it as a sexual tease.



How are my fellow Spankaronies tonight? I'm 100% Italian so it's "Spankaronies" - get it Koan? Tell me I'm not friggin BRIGHT. You can't do it with a straight face.

B'R, like you, I'm horrified at women who seek abuse--physical OR mental! You've probably known women who were abused in some way during a marriage or a relationship and, like me, you've wondered what horrible thing they've endured to warp their brains into thinking that abuse is "normal" or excusable in any way.

It's a mystery to me--and a heartbreaking one, at that.

To answer the original question posed.



I think that if this women wants to express herself like this then thats her business really, but (to answer your question) would I be attracted by such silliness?, no, but then again, I am only one man of 3 billion. I kinda feel similar emotions whenever I see men being pathetic in order to make themselves (as they believe it) more attractive to the opposite sex, then again I also realize that men who are flatterers, lechers, self-serving, and self important wankers often are very successful with the opposite sex, so maybe I am mistaken, or maybe they all really deserve each other at the end of the day, or maybe I am just being jealous cause I am single?

Galbally;484240 wrote: To answer the original question posed.



I think that if this women wants to express herself like this then thats her business really, but (to answer your question) would I be attracted by such silliness?, no, but then again, I am only one man of 3 billion. I kinda feel similar emotions whenever I see men being pathetic in order to make themselves (as they believe it) more attractive to the opposite sex, then again I also realize that men who are flatterers, lechers, self-serving, and self important wankers often are very successful with the opposite sex, so maybe I am mistaken, or maybe they all really deserve each other at the end of the day, or maybe I am just being jealous cause I am single?


now maybe you have some insight into why i lost my heart to men with fenders :p

Galbally;484240 wrote: To answer the original question posed.





I think that if this women wants to express herself like this then thats her business really, but (to answer your question) would I be attracted by such silliness?, no, but then again, I am only one man of 3 billion. I kinda feel similar emotions whenever I see men being pathetic in order to make themselves (as they believe it) more attractive to the opposite sex, then again I also realize that men who are flatterers, lechers, self-serving, and self important wankers often are very successful with the opposite sex, so maybe I am mistaken, or maybe they all really deserve each other at the end of the day, or maybe I am just being jealous cause I am single?






You have your guitar. And your advice column. And us. Do you have a puppy ? You should get a puppy. Puppies can be better than women sometimes. Depends on the puppy or the woman I suppose.

Never mind.

Nomad;484217 wrote: Wow !


why?

i know & like who she is, whats wrong with that?

Nomad;484244 wrote: You have your guitar. And your advice column. And us. Do you have a puppy ? You should get a puppy. Puppies can be better than women sometimes. Depends on the puppy or the woman I suppose.

Never mind.


puppies smell better & chew you with those adorable little teeth like needles :-4 ok im weird & outta here :-2

[QUOTE=buttercup;484243]now maybe you have some insight into why i lost my heart to men with fenders :p[/QUOTE

I shall keep that in mind.

Anyone else collect these as a hobby or anything?

Nomad;484244 wrote: You have your guitar. And your advice column. And us. Do you have a puppy ? You should get a puppy. Puppies can be better than women sometimes. Depends on the puppy or the woman I suppose.

Never mind.


I do nomad, I do, I am very lucky (I have a puppy too, she is called Frodo, I know its the wrong gender but there you go) and I am quite happy really, but one good woman never did one good man any harm either. :wah:

Reading BR's response to my question i feel the woman that wants to be taught a lesson meant she wanted sex.

Or maybe she just wants to learn how to ride a bike. :-2

24Hours;484250 wrote: Anyone else collect these as a hobby or anything?








No I am more a book man myself. A good stick is always useful to have around though, my dad taught me that, and he was right.

24Hours;484250 wrote: Anyone else collect these as a hobby or anything?





:-3 Nope, just you.

Galbally, I can respect that.

24Hours;484258 wrote: Galbally, I can respect that.


Cool, I will put the stick away so.

Abbey, are you sure? There's quite a few spicy zesty fun women around here. A few have PMd me "inquiring" so... and no one will ever know who because all PMs - especially SPANK-RELATED - are just that, PMs. People can always spank in confidence with me. I'm like a doctor in that way.

I gotta run, see you guys later ... my wife is givin me that "Spank me just a little look." Well either that or she has gas ... I'll give you guys the update tomorrow about which way it went.



Bye!

buttercup;484245 wrote: why?



i know & like who she is, whats wrong with that?


Huh ? I was wowing at her boldness, her brashness, her brazeness, her bullocking impulsive lashing she dished out so brassy and ballishly.

24 if you was getting it from your wife, you wouldent feel the need to do the whole spank thing here :rolleyes:

im getting used to you now, you dont **** me off anymore

Galbally;484251 wrote: I do nomad, I do, I am very lucky (I have a puppy too, she is called Frodo, I know its the wrong gender but there you go) and I am quite happy really, but one good woman never did one good man any harm either. :wah:


what kind of puppy is she?

Galbally;484251 wrote: I do nomad, I do, I am very lucky (I have a puppy too, she is called Frodo, I know its the wrong gender but there you go) and I am quite happy really, but one good woman never did one good man any harm either. :wah:




Yea.

I guess your right.

Teaching puppies lessons isnt as much fun as teaching biker chicks lessons.

Nomad;484244 wrote: You have your guitar. And your advice column. And us. Do you have a puppy ? You should get a puppy. Puppies can be better than women sometimes. Depends on the puppy or the woman I suppose.

Never mind.


do you need some butter to assist you in removing your foot!!!

BabyRider;484109 wrote: Now I've seen it all. Just went into one of my biker forums, and there was a new post by some bimbo, voicing her wish to be "taught a lesson." What is wrong with women these days that they think stuff like this is atractive? Guys, if you found a pick-up line in a biker forum, would that "do it" for you? Seriously, I really want to know. LC, wanna go with me and pick on the bozo?


Pick on the bozo? How sad. I think she needs to be told what a dangerous game she could be playing.

Dangerous game, indeed...potentially fatal!

I secomd that comment from peg..

In this day and age you never know what kind of people are out there who could take her meaning in many!!!! different ways.

Then again she could be one of the weirdos herself..

being a woman however (at least was last time l looked) the very idea of a woman saying that makes me shudder and want to give her a real good talking to about respect for herself and other women.

venus;484270 wrote: do you need some butter to assist you in removing your foot!!!




Nowhere to go but up. Trust me on this

Sounds like a total attention whore to me. Any men take her up on it?

devist8me;484283 wrote: Sounds like a total attention whore to me. Any men take her up on it?


I have a feeling that many where tripping over their uhum selves to get to the keyboard and take up the offer..

weird attracts weird..:-3

OK, well, it was just gas unfortunately.





24 if you was getting it from your wife, you wouldent feel the need to do the whole spank thing here :rolleyes:

im getting used to you now, you dont **** me off anymore




:( You're right .. EXCEPT I am like this 5 minutes after I get some. So you are right in the sense that I don't get it 24/7 UNFORTUNATELY. Spank thing? Everyone likes little spankies - the uptights like to make believe they don't BUT I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I should write a book. And *YOU* don't *** well you do a little but you don't ***** me off as much... wait, now I'm not sure what should go in the ***** because I just put something in there that sort of works for me...