Religious(?) joke
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:03 pm
And God created Woman, giving her three breasts.
God spake to the Woman thus:- “ I have created thee as I saw fit, is there anything thou woulds't like changèd?
And Woman spake in this manner - “God, I am not made to birth whole litters, I need but two breasts.
“Thou speakest wisely, as I have made thee wise, it shall be so. There is a blinding flash and Woman is stood there with only two breasts – God is holding the excess.
Sayeth Woman “What dost thou with the useless tit?
God created Man.
God spake to the Woman thus:- “ I have created thee as I saw fit, is there anything thou woulds't like changèd?
And Woman spake in this manner - “God, I am not made to birth whole litters, I need but two breasts.
“Thou speakest wisely, as I have made thee wise, it shall be so. There is a blinding flash and Woman is stood there with only two breasts – God is holding the excess.
Sayeth Woman “What dost thou with the useless tit?
God created Man.