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Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:04 pm
by Lulu2
"Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:13 pm
by Chookie
Blootered
Stocious
Hammered
Buckled
English
Guttered
Tired and emotional
Steamboats
Relaxed
Feeling no pain
etc
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:22 pm
by CARLA
Sh*t faced, drunk as a skunk, smashed, tanked, face down, toe's up, feeling no pain, 3 sheets to the wind, blotto, and my new favorite that I got from Pinkster SQUIFFY.. :-3
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:29 pm
by Uncle Kram
Brahms & Liszt
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:10 pm
by Rapunzel
Drunk as a skunk, newt-like, pickled tink, pickled, pink elephant brigade (from Dumbo), sloshed, squiffy, plastered, ratarsed, sh*tfaced, jober as a sudge..........etc.
My favourite t-shirt design says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!" :wah:
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:19 pm
by guppy
plastered, loaded,
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:27 pm
by BabyRider
Lulu2;495046 wrote: "Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?
Pickled
Polluted
Wasted
Smashed
Hammered
Tossed
Inebriated
Pounded
Injured
Pissed
(There's more....gotta think......*ouch*......)
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:45 pm
by Lulu2
"pie Eyed"
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:50 pm
by CARLA
Bombed, Faced, Wasted, Trashed, Sloppy, Blitzed, Tanked, Hammered, Blasted, and this new I heard recently "Getting Your Swerve On"
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:55 pm
by valerie
It's very, VERY strange but I always wanted to start this exact thread!
Only one I can add: Toasted.
(I hate getting here late!)
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:59 pm
by Lulu2
AHA! So...in an effort to liven things up....I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST! :wah: great minds & all that.....
Let's take it a step further.....how about the morning after, when you're DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS?
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:27 pm
by valerie
EEEEW!!
Blowin' chunks, Technicolor yawn... callin' Ralph on the big white telephone!!
Gad, I'm glad it's been YEARS since I did any of THAT!!
:o
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:16 pm
by WonderWendy3
"tore up from the floor up"
(only one I didn't see-that I can think of, right now)
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:54 am
by Lulu2
"Kneeling at the porcelain throne?"
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:06 am
by Lulu2
Hurling my socks! (Hello, Diuretic.)
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:42 am
by Lulu2
Well, then....WE NEED TO GET BLITZED!
Or SCHNOCKERED
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:08 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
All i can think off that hasn't been said are Pie eyed , off my face and my favourite rat arsed .
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:54 am
by Lulu2
Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:00 pm
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Lulu2;495816 wrote: Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?
On what ??;)
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:12 pm
by Lulu2
I'm not sure, Pants....how DOES that apply to getting "skunked?"
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:35 pm
by valerie
Oh for goodness sakes... how could we forget
PLOWED?
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:54 pm
by Lulu2
(Spelling fight?

) OK...try this....the "first prize" episode was one of my FAVOURITES!

It had a lot of COLOUR. I have to go and pay bills now...I'll be writing CHECQUES.
Squiffy ?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:39 pm
by Lulu2
GROAN! :rolleyes:
Remember the little girl who came home from Sunday school and reported that they'd learned about an animal that day--a handicapped bear named Gladly.
As in "Gladly, the cross I'd bear."