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Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:04 pm
by Lulu2
"Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:13 pm
by Chookie
Blootered

Stocious

Hammered

Buckled

English

Guttered

Tired and emotional

Steamboats

Relaxed

Feeling no pain

etc

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:22 pm
by CARLA


Sh*t faced, drunk as a skunk, smashed, tanked, face down, toe's up, feeling no pain, 3 sheets to the wind, blotto, and my new favorite that I got from Pinkster SQUIFFY.. :-3

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:29 pm
by Uncle Kram
Brahms & Liszt

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:10 pm
by Rapunzel
Drunk as a skunk, newt-like, pickled tink, pickled, pink elephant brigade (from Dumbo), sloshed, squiffy, plastered, ratarsed, sh*tfaced, jober as a sudge..........etc.

My favourite t-shirt design says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!" :wah:

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:19 pm
by guppy
plastered, loaded,

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:27 pm
by BabyRider
Lulu2;495046 wrote: "Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?
Pickled

Polluted

Wasted

Smashed

Hammered

Tossed

Inebriated

Pounded

Injured

Pissed



(There's more....gotta think......*ouch*......)

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:45 pm
by Lulu2
"pie Eyed"

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:50 pm
by CARLA
Bombed, Faced, Wasted, Trashed, Sloppy, Blitzed, Tanked, Hammered, Blasted, and this new I heard recently "Getting Your Swerve On"

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:55 pm
by valerie
It's very, VERY strange but I always wanted to start this exact thread!



Only one I can add: Toasted.



(I hate getting here late!)




Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:59 pm
by Lulu2
AHA! So...in an effort to liven things up....I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST! :wah: great minds & all that.....

Let's take it a step further.....how about the morning after, when you're DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS?

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:27 pm
by valerie
EEEEW!!



Blowin' chunks, Technicolor yawn... callin' Ralph on the big white telephone!!



Gad, I'm glad it's been YEARS since I did any of THAT!!



:o

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:16 pm
by WonderWendy3
"tore up from the floor up"

(only one I didn't see-that I can think of, right now)

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:54 am
by Lulu2
"Kneeling at the porcelain throne?"

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:06 am
by Lulu2
Hurling my socks! (Hello, Diuretic.)

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:42 am
by Lulu2
Well, then....WE NEED TO GET BLITZED!

Or SCHNOCKERED

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:08 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
All i can think off that hasn't been said are Pie eyed , off my face and my favourite rat arsed .;)

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:54 am
by Lulu2
Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:00 pm
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Lulu2;495816 wrote: Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?


On what ??;)

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:12 pm
by Lulu2
I'm not sure, Pants....how DOES that apply to getting "skunked?"

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:35 pm
by valerie
Oh for goodness sakes... how could we forget





PLOWED?










Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:54 pm
by Lulu2
(Spelling fight?:thinking: ) OK...try this....the "first prize" episode was one of my FAVOURITES! :) It had a lot of COLOUR. I have to go and pay bills now...I'll be writing CHECQUES.

Squiffy ?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:39 pm
by Lulu2
GROAN! :rolleyes:

Remember the little girl who came home from Sunday school and reported that they'd learned about an animal that day--a handicapped bear named Gladly.

As in "Gladly, the cross I'd bear."