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This morning on the 401,

I looked over to my

left and there was a

WOMAN !!



in a brand new



Cadillac



doing 65 mph



with her

face up next to her



rear view mirror



putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away



for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.



As a man,



I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all

the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked



my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my pants,

and disconnected an

important call.

Damn women drivers






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Yep :rolleyes: That's what this nation has come to. Exactly! :-5

Dang funny post though

I love this!!! :wah:

funny post!!!:wah:

Good one :wah: :wah: .

:wah:

Funny post, guppy. Here is a real event. Rick & I were driving into work. I looked over and saw a guy eating a bowl of oatmeal (or cereal) and drinking a cup of coffee. Plus he had his cell phone tucked up to his ear, holding it up with his shoulder. WOW!!

OMGOODNESS! I could write a book on things I've seen people doing while driving when we were on the road. Being up in a truck gives you a great vantage point.

The most common one was people reading while driving!

One guy had the entire newspaper spread across the steering wheel while he was driving...:-2 but books were a more common choice...:rolleyes: