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My daughter gave spot a donut and he insisted on eating it

1) on a plate

2) with a fork and knife

I'm appalled. I had to close my eyes. All I could say was "I'm telling!"

so here I am.

Spot eats donuts with cutlery.

koan;503377 wrote: My daughter gave spot a donut and he insisted on eating it

1) on a plate

2) with a fork and knife



I'm appalled. I had to close my eyes. All I could say was "I'm telling!"

so here I am.



Spot eats donuts with cutlery. :(Pah! bet he eats chips off a plate too. :rolleyes:

abbey;503379 wrote: Pah! bet he eats chips off a plate too. :rolleyes:


:wah:

chips as in crisps or chips as in fries?

Ok he's now reached a new level of weird :p

:wah: Would this be a ring doughnut or a jam doughnut, actually it doesn't really matter, either way you just stick your finger in the hole and nibble around it!

Hey now..you didn't specify what kind of donut it was. Was it messy like a jelly or glazed? OR a cake donut? In defense of Spot, I have been known to eat donuts with a fork too. Also pizza.

Betty Boop;503390 wrote: :wah: Would this be a ring doughnut or a jam doughnut, actually it doesn't really matter, either way you just stick your finger in the hole and nibble around it!
:eek: Wrong thread Boops.

RedGlitter;503391 wrote: Hey now..you didn't specify what kind of donut it was. Was it messy like a jelly or glazed? OR a cake donut? In defense of Spot, I have been known to eat donuts with a fork too. Also pizza.


He'll be glad to hear that Red. I've currently managed to convince him he's a freak. At least he's not alone. :wah:

It was a sugar sprinkled, jam filled donut delight.

[quote=koan;503394]He'll be glad to hear that Red. I've currently managed to convince him he's a freak. At least he's not alone. :wah:



It was a sugar sprinkled, jam filled donut delight.[/quote]



Oh well in that case, that practically begs for a fork! Absolutely. Right on, Spot!

How can you dunk it, if you cut it up?

abbey;503393 wrote: Wrong thread Boops.


:yh_rotfl

and the whole experience of licking your fingers when you're done! gone.

Ghads, only half the exprience for him. Did he at least like it?

Maybe get him some donut holes next time, too small to put on a plate or spear with a fork. Especially if they got sprinkles and stuff on them.

One of my friends was sacked from the Bakery after they found out how he was putting the holes in their doughnuts

I think he enjoyed it.

He didn't say. He was too busy laughing at this thread. :wah:

Sorry Koan! I eat them the same way

Uncle Kram;503447 wrote: One of my friends was sacked from the Bakery after they found out how he was putting the holes in their doughnuts




:wah: :wah: i just spit mountian dew everywhere.....

Do you realise there are only two people in this thread, who can spell Doughnut correctly! Tut!.....



Well it's three now!

theia;503488 wrote: Sorry Koan! I eat them the same way




No no!! That is soooo wrong!!!!



Next Thurs, coffee and doughnuts, no knife and fork!! :wah:

dubs;503502 wrote: Do you realise there are only two people in this thread, who can spell Doughnut correctly! Tut!.....



Well it's three now!


I was just trying to make my spell checker happy. And **** off spot even more. He does get riled up over spelling. :wah:

Doughnuts are goooooie, sticky, soft, bread delights that your suppose to eat with your fingers, tearing them apart and savorying every bit and licking your finger when done.. Your right Chons how can you dunk a perfectly cut doughnut...???

I like to put real butter on doughnuts and nuke them just untill they are a gooey mess and then i eat them with a fork too!!!:) :-3

CARLA;503517 wrote: Doughnuts are goooooie, sticky, soft, bread delights that your suppose to eat with your fingers, tearing them apart and savorying every bit and licking your finger when done.. Your right Chons how can you dunk a perfectly cut doughnut...???


THANK YOU!!!

Let's get tactile. Some things are meant to be experienced in a lustful way.

Diuretic;503562 wrote: I always find it difficult to eat doughnuts with my fingers I have to admit. I mean, when you've got one in each hand you simply just have to bite.


Double fisted tactile man. :yh_clap

dubs;503502 wrote: Do you realise there are only two people in this thread, who can spell Doughnut correctly! Tut!.....



Well it's three now!


Ah! A *doughnut*! Now I understand!

Payback time. This is what I have on the other side of my computer screen right now...

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I've always been ahead of my time.

This will be hugely popular in about 2 years. :wah:

koan;503611 wrote: I've always been ahead of my time.

This will be hugely popular in about 2 years. :wah:


been playing dress up again koan?:D my daughter loves to do that to my hair.........

spot;503609 wrote: Payback time. This is what I have on the other side of my computer screen right now...


It's Crazy Mad BJORK!!!!!!!!!:wah:

You look great, koan!

The hair neatly tucked up out of the way, so your hands can easily grab a donut..........

What a wise woman.

guppy;503622 wrote: been playing dress up again koan? my daughter loves to do that to my hair.........
that's exactly where the elastics came from. Just bought them for my daughter.

dubs;503626 wrote: It's Crazy Mad BJORK!!!!!!!!!:wah:
bingo!

chonsigirl;503627 wrote: You look great, koan!

The hair neatly tucked up out of the way, so your hands can easily grab a donut..........

What a wise woman.


why, thank you. :yh_blush

here's the full version. lol

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Adorable! Ready for midnight snack of the dunking kind!

actually, that's what happens to me after midnight. :wah:

I think I should just go to sleep. It's safer that way.

Betty Boop;503503 wrote: No no!! That is soooo wrong!!!!



Next Thurs, coffee and doughnuts, no knife and fork!! :wah:


You mean, sticky fingers and sugar in my hair, Betty...please, no!

theia;503913 wrote: You mean, sticky fingers and sugar in my hair, Betty...please, no!


It just works like hairspray. And it's better for the environment. :wah:

theia;503913 wrote: You mean, sticky fingers and sugar in my hair, Betty...please, no!


:wah: oh yes!! As Koan said it makes great hairspray!

koan;503633 wrote: that's exactly where the elastics came from. Just bought them for my daughter.

bingo!



why, thank you. :yh_blush

here's the full version. lol


awwww! too cute! :-4

PS on the spelling thing...you're more likely to see 'donut' in the US than 'doughnut'. :-6



we also have a chain place called 'Dunkin Donuts'. :-6

I know, I was doing a Wind-up!........:wah:

For all the people completely grossed out by the thought of hand held donuts:

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Diuretic;504721 wrote: Did you know you can land a police helicopter in the car park of a Dunkin' Donuts sunny?

True. Happened in - I think - Santa Fe, the crew got in BIG trouble


they must have REALLY wanted their donuts! :wah:

I like Krispy Kremes the best!! :yh_drool

I had a new adventure in messy food with spot.

My daughter insisted on going to Subway and I got him a teriyaki chicken sub with sweet onion sauce dripping from it. You should have seen his face when I told him there was no cutlery available. :wah:

koan;506301 wrote: I had a new adventure in messy food with spot.



My daughter insisted on going to Subway and I got him a teriyaki chicken sub with sweet onion sauce dripping from it. You should have seen his face when I told him there was no cutlery available. :wah:


Poor Spot! :yh_rotfl

Betty Boop;507250 wrote: Poor Spot! :yh_rotfl


:wah:

I had to point at other people in the restaurant to prove that this was, in fact, the way a sub sandwich is meant to be eaten. For my part, I let the sweet onion sauce drip all over my fingers and onto the wrapping below just to see if he could watch. It's amazing how focused someone can become on the table in front of them.

koan;507359 wrote: :wah:

I had to point at other people in the restaurant to prove that this was, in fact, the way a sub sandwich is meant to be eaten. For my part, I let the sweet onion sauce drip all over my fingers and onto the wrapping below just to see if he could watch. It's amazing how focused someone can become on the table in front of them.


:yh_rotfl You're so evil Koan!

Betty Boop;507385 wrote: :yh_rotfl You're so evil Koan!
You'd definitely say that if you saw her sat there with an inane grin and dripping fingers. It was one of those X rated moments you'd really not want to get in the same room with.