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Clipper;511260 wrote: My wife told me to stop drinking beer, because we`re tight on money.

A couple days later I found $50 receipt for make up she had purchased.

I asked her why if we are tight on money she's buying cosmetics.

"Honey I bought these with just you on my mind. I thought you would be pleased to see your wife a little more beautiful."



I answered her: "Well that's why I buy beer".



I wonder...... will she ever come back?:D


Ouch! I don't think so :wah:

Clipper;511267 wrote: LOL! Me neither! Actually that was just a joke a buddy told me this morning....I would never say such a thing to my loving wife.LOL!


I didn't imagine for one moment that you would - or that if you had, you'd have survived to tell the tale.