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Streakers??? Where??? Move over - I can't see a thing!

Hamster;512652 wrote: ....here for a position as bouncer in the Girlie Night Thread!

It has been no secret we have had trouble with sneakers and drive by's so please state why you think you would be a good bouncer/door man to help the ladies should we require assistance!

Majority decision is final..no appeals..no sexual favours..and no buying gifts to influence the decision!


So what requirements do these bouncers need?? just thought I'd ask for the inquiring minds....

I should be the bouncer. I have never been in the aforementioned thread, and I always have a place for the ladies to hang their hat upon entering.

Okay Hammy who is doin' the hiring here???

I vote for Yzgi...always need to hang my hat...wear cowboy hat all the time ya know...wonder if he would tame my horse??

WonderWendy3;512701 wrote: Okay Hammy who is doin' the hiring here???



I vote for Yzgi...always need to hang my hat...wear cowboy hat all the time ya know...wonder if he would tame my horse??
I'm not good at taming, but have been known to make a mare or two wild.

Hamster;512708 wrote: Majority decision hey? We should wait until we have more applicants though...Lets not pick the first one or we will look desperate!


Oh...yeah...good idea!!! :guitarist back to the party for Wendy!!

My god what a hard man (I meant strong, you filthy minded lot) you'd need, to try to keep al the wild girls of FG under control :sneaky: :sneaky: :wah:

I would like too put myself up for consideration.I have the experience and physical attributes too handle even the wildest cat fight,And i know what kind of men too let in for your entertainment.

I also still have my shirt that says "STAFF".

Tater Tazz can vouch for me,It is how we met.

I can submit a pic in my shirt if need be.

Hamster;512754 wrote: Sounds very good Shweet..you may be overqualified!! :wah:


I will work for drinks and winks.

Hamster;512768 wrote: Sounds even better..let me confer with my um..er..associates!


By all means,you need too look into all your choices.

Perhaps a contest among the contestants would be in order.

Hamster;512780 wrote: Sounds even better! Roll up men!! :wah:


I've not seen these roll up men before. Do they require inflation?

Why does it have to be just men? Now a days women can do this stuff too......

koan;512819 wrote: I've not seen these roll up men before. Do they require inflation?


:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz;512822 wrote: Why does it have to be just men? Now a days women can do this stuff too......


I have a friend that used to work the door, she was and still is a tough cookie

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So maybe we should consider a women!

I agree with tough women...but don't we want to party?? You girls want to work while we are having fun?? come on, have a cyber drink, dance a cyber dance on the tables, I'll even share my lampshade...



OKay schweet and ygzi....ummm are they the only contestants so far, as far as Men go??

You little wussy girls can party inside, with each other.. BIG BAD PAM will look after the door and party with anything inflated, hunky and male that tries to sneak by... OK?!!

AussiePam;512875 wrote: You little wussy girls can party inside, with each other.. BIG BAD PAM will look after the door and party with anything inflated, hunky and male that tries to sneak by... OK?!!




I'm not arguing!! but are you going to let us know when there is a disturbance?? if there is something to be alarmed about?? like arms that are too big, a trench coat with nothing under it...ummm...wait I'm big and Bad!!!:wah:

Hamster;512902 wrote: Cream hog!!! :wah:


gosh. for some reason I thought I was in the meat eating thread and Wolverine's comment had led to this! I was about to bail :wah:

I good a chuckle when I figured out where I was.

:yh_sweat

Just so long as we don't have to deepfry anyone's twinkie!!!