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Haha! I'm not afraid to admit I was here. Unfortunately, this is just my luck!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Sex!!

???????

Maybe later, OK :sneaky:

What's the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?



















men will spend hours looking for a golf ball :rolleyes:

Magenta flame;517238 wrote: what makes you think women are aware of a G-spot?

All I know is that I felt pleasure with certain situations ....then some one mentioned a G-spot and I'm scratching my head thinking "what the fuc" And then I'm informed that apparently it's something to do with something on the lower (hence please picture a woman on her back) wall or the upper wall of the female body in that region. ANd I'm like why does everyone need to know that?

As far as I'm concerned if you can't direct men to what you want then why the hell are you having sex in the first place? Just to complain about it later?


Magenta.

It's a joke.

Great isn't it??

It's almost better than papaya.

Magenta flame;517244 wrote: Sorry major bullshit moment going on here ...my apologies. probably shouldn't be on the forums while I'm soooo pissed off but ...if the truth be known you guys are the one's that make me feel better!







SEX ! we should all be grateful for it:wah:






Your upset because he couldnt find your G spot ?

Magenta flame;517270 wrote: Oh sweet heart many men have found that apparently elusive G0-spot

it's a load of crap, either women know it's there and can direct you towards it, or they don't ...then make complaints afterwards...... It's kinda like men saying ....give me a head job ..but they don't explain to a woman that the little bit under the head of the penis is sensitive. and should be only licked to tease other than to bring to orgasism,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Something tells me I should shut up now!




:wah:

What was I saying ?

Magenta flame;517279 wrote: is it a serious thread or a joke?It's one of those threads that gets the site banned in workplaces when it triggers the automated word-filter alarms too often.

Magenta flame;517279 wrote: Oh come on guys you start a sex thread then don't want to talk about sex....Get a grip (no I don't mean the men folk) Some people will learn and some will want to go to a back corner and jerk off .....so be it ..is it a serious thread or a joke?




Its a serious jerk off thread

Magenta flame;517338 wrote: Ok you know I'm not going to talk about this **** when I'm sober so ask me anything now.


Have you ever had a threesome?

Oi, what about the male G-spot? And no, its not that, thats something else. Well?

I'm here! Sorry I'm late. But hey, I came and that's what's important, right?

:yh_rotfl Magenta look at all the male views to the thread now.

Typical woman! It took me a while but I got here eventually:sneaky:

I'm not married. :sneaky:

Is the OP an offer? If it is can I just say no thanks, not really in the mood at the moment.

Accountable;517341 wrote: I'm here! Sorry I'm late. But hey, I came and that's what's important, right?


Better late than never!

It's getting there too early that you need to worry about.

Magenta flame;517359 wrote: And what does that mean ... you're lacking?

we're talking about sex not how much you're getting!


I don't think I am lacking sex, at least I am not worried about the fact that I am not having it all the time. I think I am going through that phase where men stop being hormone driven randy goats, get a bit sensible for a few years, and then go back to being randy goats, I am in the middle bit. But hey, you know, theres nowt wrong with some good loving, I ain't saying that for a minute. I like me women as much as the next man, I can just live without if for more than 4 weeks without going blind, know warra mean! :wah:

Betty Boop;517371 wrote: Better late than never!

It's getting there too early that you need to worry about.
:wah:

Good one, Keith.

Magenta flame;518078 wrote: Oh dear sometimes I just shouldn't make posts.


In that case you oughtn't to quote them back again either.