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they say you never forget your first time!err drive in your first car?or full on snog?or your first real love,,,,,,mine was a girl called caroline,i fell in love with her face,her personality was crap but her face haunted me for years after i dumped her.i finished with her even tho i still loved her.Neil diamond had a number one soon after,with sweetcaroline,jeez it broke my heart!lol,,,,,,,,the song incidently i have for my love of my life now is come tomorrow by barbara streisand.ahhhhh

I remember my first love, Nigel, worshipped the ground I walked on, seemed like I couldn't actually accept his adoration of me and I walked all over him. Is hindsight good or bad?

betty boop,my dad tought me years ago ,that women on the whole will want what they cant have,i wanted a girl to marry me she said no,so remembering dads words i said to her,its a good job you said no ,it wouldnt have worked so forget i asked,she didnt leave me alone after that ,she kept on and on why wont you marry me!!

hoxtonchris;519567 wrote: betty boop,my dad tought me years ago ,that women on the whole will want what they cant have,i wanted a girl to marry me she said no,so remembering dads words i said to her,its a good job you said no ,it wouldnt have worked so forget i asked,she didnt leave me alone after that ,she kept on and on why wont you marry me!!


'We always want what we can't have' funny you should say that but I've been saying that to myself quite a lot recently, and it's very true!

Pinky;519578 wrote: Ugh, My first love was a guy called Hardy who turned out to be a total psycho. I have really good abilities in picking men huh?:rolleyes:
Yes...but don't rest on your Laurels

My first love... ahhhhh... Who could forget that bronzed complexion. Obviously no virgin and a bit beat up in lots of ways, but at least the vital parts were working. And it was life in the fast lane for me. We were together for many many miles. The heating didn't go. The demist, cooling etc never existed in the first place. I had to drive with the windows open in mid Canberra winter, and stop from time to time to scrape off new formed ice. In summer, I had to wrap a towel round the steering wheel. But I loved that little puppy tan, Isuzu Bellett - with the sexy gearstick. My very first wheels.

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My first love was in High school, I still have dreams about him...the only picture I have on him on my computer (scanned) is in the powder puff uniform from his senior year...so he looks like a girl...he's the one in the middle of the three guys by door way...I dated the one on the left and the one with back side to us too....:-5

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the first car i had an affair with,cortina,mk11,1969,lotus engine,,,vrooooom!

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WonderWendy3;519732 wrote: My first love was in High school, I still have dreams about him...the only picture I have on him on my computer (scanned) is in the powder puff uniform from his senior year...so he looks like a girl...he's the one in the middle of the three guys by door way...I dated the one on the left and the one with back side to us too....:-5


he kinda looks like daviv beckham... does that make you a posh girl then

oh yes as i was saying before i got side tracked by ww3 ...that looks like world war 3 ...there wendy its probably my paraniod mind

my first car was an old sunbeam alpine that i used to drive on my dads big farm , i drove it as close to the road as i could so as my mates could see it but i was not breaking the law .. one time as i was turning round in it i backed into a bank filling the exhaust pipe up with mud so i turned it off near the road but not on it i got out the jack handle stuck up the tail pipe and tried to clean it out .. just at that moment up turned a police car he promptly drove the car back up to the farm and got my mum out and told her that he had reports from neighbours that a young kid 12 at the time was driving about but it was obvious it cant be me as i stuck the starting handle up the tail pipe to try and start it and had no idea how to drive ...the old bill where so much nicer in those days .. we had proper respect for them in those days no speed cameras etc ... the worst thing that would happen you'd done for scrumping apples get a smack round the ear and all would be forgotten ... now days you'd get an ASBO and the copper would lose his job for violating your human rights .. and your parents would sue the govt for millions

First car - opal manta :-4

My first love died in a motorbike accident, our song was 'living on an island by status quo'

buttercup;519863 wrote: First car - opal manta :-4

My first love died in a motorbike accident, our song was 'living on an island by status quo'


sorry to hear that bc

my first car was a 1969 VW fastback, in 1985...loved that car, have pics, will have to find and share...but I rolled it on the ice :-1

My first car was a baby poo coloured mini - loved it!



My first snog was with Ian - I was 14 he was 16, we dated for 2 months then I dumped him for another lad.



My first love was Philip, lasted for just over a year and I was devastated when we split up but good job we did - we would never have had a long marriage!!!

ohhhh..first love hadda be a gorgeous young lady named Jennifer... my high school principals daughter..sigh.. that was aloonnnng time ago.. lol

errr.. second true love.. the Norton I had overseas.. I loved that machine.. yesssssss

first love... Carrie Isebrand,,, 5th grade(redhead)

first drunk... 14 yrs old on Wildberry mad Dog20/20 and Mt Dew

first drive... my great-gramma's 1952 Ford Coupe. i was 12.

first time... decidedly ackward, but i DID get better as the week went on.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... flashback alert.. flashback alert...

MD2020...I haven't heard that in years...

rates right up there with Boones Farm Apple wine...

Thanks for the memories Wolfy......

I just became nauseous at the thought of Mad dog 20/20

Wolverine;520399 wrote: first time... decidedly ackward, but i DID get better as the week went on.


WHAT?? A whole *week*?

greydeadhead;520409 wrote: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... flashback alert.. flashback alert...

MD2020...I haven't heard that in years...

rates right up there with Boones Farm Apple wine...

Thanks for the memories Wolfy......


GDH I have not seen you in the G for *ages* (although perhaps I'm not

wonderfully acute). "Boones Farm Apple wine". That sounds marvellous!

Is it?



I edit this to say that I've found:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boone's_Farm

That gives me the uneasy feeling that Boones Farm Apple wine might not

bear too much investigation when sober. Oh, but I hope!

Sheryl;520410 wrote: I just became nauseous at the thought of Mad dog 20/20


That's on wikipeedia, too...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddog_20/20

Sounds like "British Fortified Wine" (generic term) available here. A mixture of

wine fermented from imported grape juice congentrate and some other stuff,

possibly industrially-produced ethanol. Three quid a litre, or less. This'll have

you throwing up blood and passing out where you puke (apologies for the

description which does this (appalling, IMO) product no justice whatsoever).

Bill Sikes;520412 wrote: WHAT?? A whole *week*?


well, not continuously.... geez. but yeah. a week.

Wolverine;520426 wrote: well, not continuously.... geez.


Phew.

Bill Sikes;520422 wrote: That's on wikipeedia, too...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddog_20/20

Sounds like "British Fortified Wine" (generic term) available here. A mixture of

wine fermented from imported grape juice congentrate and some other stuff,

possibly industrially-produced ethanol. Three quid a litre, or less. This'll have

you throwing up blood and passing out where you puke (apologies for the

description which does this (appalling, IMO) product no justice whatsoever).


MadDog ain't that bad

Hey Mr. Bill....

Oh..I have been bouncing in and out... ohhhhh.. Boones Farm is not a wine you would pair with beef or fish for shure..hmmmmmmm... perhaps garbage picking alacarte would be the best match.....lol...

prolly best matches your description of BFW....

a cheap drunk to say the least..

and it leaves wishing you were dead the next day.... ohhhhh.. painful..

ok first time!little risque praps for here but here goes.i was 17,she was 42!i was lodging in her house as i was working away from home.she took me under her wing so to speak.she said she would show me how to do sex,and how to make love and how to know the difference.she showed me all the social graces,and how to behave calmly and confidently.when it came to my actual first time with her i was so nervouse i cought one foot in the leg of my trousers and fell arse over tit!but ile never forget how she made me grow up almost overnight.

greydeadhead;520429 wrote: Boones Farm is not a wine you would pair with beef or fish for shure..hmmmmmmm... perhaps garbage picking alacarte would be the best match.....lol...

prolly best matches your description of BFW....

a cheap drunk to say the least..

and it leaves wishing you were dead the next day.... ohhhhh.. painful..


the distant voice of experience tolls in my brain and provokes

destroyed visions of past timesCordon Bloo Road-kill

Lovely to see you - every one of you - whoever you all are

Oh well. Back to the banal.

Edit: Apologies, that was a little unfair.

I will pass on a little bit of useful information, however. If in doubt, get the other party to remove your clothes. If you've had a few, *on no account attempt to take off your own trousers whilst standing up*.

greydeadhead;520429 wrote: Hey Mr. Bill....

Oh..I have been bouncing in and out... ohhhhh.. Boones Farm is not a wine you would pair with beef or fish for shure..hmmmmmmm... perhaps garbage picking alacarte would be the best match.....lol...

prolly best matches your description of BFW....

a cheap drunk to say the least..

and it leaves wishing you were dead the next day.... ohhhhh.. painful..


yep. that's Boone's Farm

My first love was a guy called Conway...it's true love is blind!!!

My first car was a Ford Fiesta XR2..........it was cool at the time!!!

My first s***g ...ummmm hard to remember something that quick!!!

jesse b;520449 wrote: im telling jim ner ner ner na


What makes you think he doesn't know...... ner ner ner ner na